Write Ups

Week 7 Recap and Week 8 Reminder

Afternoon to all!  This serves as your reminder to play any Ravens or Bucs for tonight’s TNF game. As a tiny housekeeping note, I got no rebuffs to the rule changes, so we’ll go forward. HTTWFT will be the unfortunate first recipient for -50 total points. Also, we’re trying to get Taysom Hill tight end eligible …

Week 6 Recap and Week 7 Reminder + RULE UPDATE

Happy Thursday to all!  This serves as your reminder to play any Cards or Saints for tonight’s TNF game. IMPORTANT: After a few weeks of several empty lineups, I’ve been requested to implement penalties in order to ensure commensurate competition. Please respond to me if you feel compelled to support, oppose, or modify what I am …

Week 5 Recap and Week 6 Reminder

Highest Scorer: She Sucks My Boswell (149.76): Winning only means so much. And to the Boswells, it appears that winning does not mean a whole lot. Sitting at a backwash water-bottle 1-4, the squad decided to show up this week. Listen, I know Kenneth and he knows his football. Honestly the opponents he’s faced should be grateful that …

Week 4 Recap and Week 5 Reminder

Happy Thursday to all!  This serves as your reminder to play any Colts or Broncos for tonight’s TNF game. Anyways, here’s the recap – enjoy.  Highest Scorer: Skid Marks 4 (183.42): Big time. Those are really the only words that came to mind when I checked the final tally Tuesday morning. The Skid Marks of Kentucky opened their coffers …

Week 3 Recap and Week 4 Reminder

Good mid-morning teams!  I hope everyone’s week is going along ok and you’re all ready to compete in Week 4!  This serves as your reminder to play any Dolphins or Bengals for tonight’s TNF game. Anyways, here’s the recap – enjoy. Highest Scorer: Scrantonicity 4 (142.9): Matthew has entered the chat. Determined to not suffer a divisional loss, the …

Week 2 Recap and Week 3 Reminder

Hello, one and all!  This is your reminder to set your lineup with any Brownies or Steelers you want to play tonight. Otherwise, get to thinking about who you want to play in Week 3 for the second divisional game of the league! Without further adieu, here is the writeup for week 2:  Highest Scorer: Joc …

Week 2 and Week 1 Recap

Week One is officially in the books in spectacular fashion. There were some upsets, some questionable coaching decisions, and of course plenty, plenty, plenty of Fantasy madness.  This serves as the weekly TNF reminder to input any Chiefs or Chargers into your lineup if you wish to play them for Week 2.  Furthermore, please let …

Big League Superbowl FINALE Extravaganza

Ladies and gentlemen, your champion: Adam Schefter’s Sources. Jake’s squad beat Judge Jeudy with a decisive 20 point margin. Meanwhile, Dez Still Caught It blew past The Good Guys with a huge 40+ point victory. Payments to everyone will be inbound later this week.  And just like that, the season is over. I’m going to write some season superlatives below, but before …

Semi-finals

Instead of the usual categories, we’ll do a quick breakdown of the games.  Adam Schefter’s Sources vs Dez Still Caught It: The NFC East turned Fantasy matchup was all you’d want when two rivals are shooting harpoons across the bow. The players came out guns a’ blazin’ as both sported the historic Ja’Marr Chase game-breaking …

Playoffs Round 2

Another week, another batch of contenders gone. Three cheers to our fallen comrades: The Scorebox Munchers, Krusty Krab Pizzas, Tight Ends Only, and the regular season dominator: Skid Marks.  The remaining teams will square off: The Good Guys (2 seed) v Judge Jeudy (14 seed) & Adam Schefter’s Sources (3 seed) v Dez Still Caught …