This serves as your week 13 reminder to play any Bills or Pats for TNF!! Anyways, here is your Thanksgiving recap! Roasted Turkey: Josh Jacobs (48.3) Yeah. This guy. Last five games, 526 rushing yards, 20 receptions, and three touchdowns. 5th-year-pro Josh Jacobs is basically writing his contract for the next team. The super-senior was denied …
Belated recap of week 11!! With the advent of the World Cup – we’ll take that lens for this week’s recap: Golden Boot: Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds (161.04) For FIFA purposes, this award goes to the individual who scores the most goals in a single World Cup tournament. For our purposes, it will go to the …
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Afternoon to all! This serves as your reminder to play any Titans or Packers for tonight’s TNF game. Some housekeeping! Since the inclusion of the Playoff Watch, I’ve gotten a few comments concerning the seeding. To clarify, all the division winners get in, plus a week 1 bye. They are tiered by overall record, then division wins, …
Afternoon to all! This serves as your reminder to play any Panthers or Falcons for tonight’s TNF game. Highest Scorer: She Sucks My Boswell (184.82): This was a long time coming for Kenneth and the Boswells. Despite leading the Huskie division in points, he sits in last place, winless in divisional games. Last year, this squad put up blowout …
Afternoon to all! This serves as your reminder to play any Texans or Eagles for tonight’s TNF game. Highest Scorer: Ridley Casino Emporium (176.98): The slots sure hit! Flom’s squad has made a massive change from season to season. Busting open the casino doors with a whopping 177 is surely a statement to the rest of the very tight …
Afternoon to all! This serves as your reminder to play any Ravens or Bucs for tonight’s TNF game. As a tiny housekeeping note, I got no rebuffs to the rule changes, so we’ll go forward. HTTWFT will be the unfortunate first recipient for -50 total points. Also, we’re trying to get Taysom Hill tight end eligible …
Happy Thursday to all! This serves as your reminder to play any Cards or Saints for tonight’s TNF game. IMPORTANT: After a few weeks of several empty lineups, I’ve been requested to implement penalties in order to ensure commensurate competition. Please respond to me if you feel compelled to support, oppose, or modify what I am …
Highest Scorer: She Sucks My Boswell (149.76): Winning only means so much. And to the Boswells, it appears that winning does not mean a whole lot. Sitting at a backwash water-bottle 1-4, the squad decided to show up this week. Listen, I know Kenneth and he knows his football. Honestly the opponents he’s faced should be grateful that …
Happy Thursday to all! This serves as your reminder to play any Colts or Broncos for tonight’s TNF game. Anyways, here’s the recap – enjoy. Highest Scorer: Skid Marks 4 (183.42): Big time. Those are really the only words that came to mind when I checked the final tally Tuesday morning. The Skid Marks of Kentucky opened their coffers …
Good mid-morning teams! I hope everyone’s week is going along ok and you’re all ready to compete in Week 4! This serves as your reminder to play any Dolphins or Bengals for tonight’s TNF game. Anyways, here’s the recap – enjoy. Highest Scorer: Scrantonicity 4 (142.9): Matthew has entered the chat. Determined to not suffer a divisional loss, the …
