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Season Re-Cap and things to come!

Hello for a final time this season (barring unforeseen reasons to contact everyone)!  Payouts are FINALLY coming now that we have reached the completed venmos. That being said, there is one update: I promised money back for division winners – however, as you may recall, Shannon (aka Kansananasans) bowed out of the league a month …

Champ Week – Finale

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a victor.  I proudly present your champion: DEZ STILL CAUGHT ITI want to thank everyone for an incredible second year of the Big League One Time Pick ‘Em Super Duper Extravaganza. This was a joy to run, and I am so pleased with the leap we took in our second year with …

Champ Week

Hello, one and all!  We arrive at Championship week in a rather unique situation, but before that…we are still waiting on dues from Score-box Munchers, HTTWFT, and our reigning champs Inspire Money Initiative (ironic).  In any case, due to the (thankfully improving) Demar Hamlin medical situation, the Bills/Bengals game was not completed and seems unlikely to be resumed this …

Week 15 Re-Cap / Week 16 Preview

This is also your reminder to play any JETS or JAGS for tonight’s TNF game. Highest Scorer: Dez Still Caught It (163.7): Someone call 9-1-1. There’s been a collision on the Dachshund highway. In their third matchup of the season, the newcomer Mills Thrills (no apostrophe) took on last year’s third-place finalist and was able to trounce Fisher in a heartbreaking loss. Consider …

Regular Season Finale + Week 13 Recap

After a few weeks of themed emails, we return to our normal categories.  This is also your reminder to play any Rams or Raiders for tonight’s TNF game. I’ll mention it below but I thought this needs to be prefaced – this is a divisional matchup as well as the season finale. It may behoove you to …

Week 12 Re-Cap and Week 13 Preview

This serves as your week 13 reminder to play any Bills or Pats for TNF!! Anyways, here is your Thanksgiving recap!  Roasted Turkey: Josh Jacobs (48.3) Yeah. This guy. Last five games, 526 rushing yards, 20 receptions, and three touchdowns. 5th-year-pro Josh Jacobs is basically writing his contract for the next team. The super-senior was denied …

World Cup Recap Week 11 Recap and Thanksgiving Week 12 Reminder

Belated recap of week 11!! With the advent of the World Cup – we’ll take that lens for this week’s recap:  Golden Boot: Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds (161.04) For FIFA purposes, this award goes to the individual who scores the most goals in a single World Cup tournament. For our purposes, it will go to the …

Week 10 Recap and Week 11 Reminder

Afternoon to all!  This serves as your reminder to play any Titans or Packers for tonight’s TNF game. Some housekeeping! Since the inclusion of the Playoff Watch, I’ve gotten a few comments concerning the seeding. To clarify, all the division winners get in, plus a week 1 bye. They are tiered by overall record, then division wins, …

Week 9 Recap and Week 10 Reminder

Afternoon to all!  This serves as your reminder to play any Panthers or Falcons for tonight’s TNF game. Highest Scorer: She Sucks My Boswell (184.82): This was a long time coming for Kenneth and the Boswells. Despite leading the Huskie division in points, he sits in last place, winless in divisional games. Last year, this squad put up blowout …

Week 8 Recap and Week 9 Reminder

Afternoon to all!  This serves as your reminder to play any Texans or Eagles for tonight’s TNF game. Highest Scorer: Ridley Casino Emporium (176.98): The slots sure hit! Flom’s squad has made a massive change from season to season. Busting open the casino doors with a whopping 177 is surely a statement to the rest of the very tight …