| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 0 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 0 |
| RB | - | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 0 | |
| RB | - | Josh Jacobs - GB | 2.3 | |
| WR | - | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.1 | |
| WR | - | Tee Higgins - CIN | 0 | |
| WR | - | Kalif Raymond - DET | 0 | |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 0 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 0 |
| K | Brayden Narveson - GB | 6 | Matt Gay - IND | 0 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 0 | New Orleans Saints | 0 |
| Total | 6 | 13.4 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 2.4 | - | |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 0 | - | |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 0 | - | |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 0 | - | |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 0 | - | |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 0 | - | |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 0 | - | |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | - | |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccanneers | |||
| Total | 9.4 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Josh Allen - BUF | 0 | |
| RB | - | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 0 | |
| RB | - | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 0 | |
| WR | - | Mike Evans - TB | 0 | |
| WR | - | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 0 | |
| WR | - | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 0 | |
| TE | - | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 | |
| K | - | Evan McPherson - CIN | 0 | |
| D | Cincinnati | |||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 0 | |
| RB | - | Alvin Kamara - NO | 0 | |
| RB | - | Chase Brown - CIN | 0 | |
| WR | - | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 | |
| WR | - | Christian Watson - GB | 1.5 | |
| WR | - | Jameson Williams - DET | 0 | |
| TE | - | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 0 | |
| K | - | Jake Bates - DET | 0 | |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 0 | ||
| Total | 0 | 1.5 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 0 | - | |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 0 | - | |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 0 | - | |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 0 | - | |
| WR | Gabe Davis - JAX | 0 | - | |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 0 | - | |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 0 | - | |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 0 | - | |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 0 | ||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 0 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 0 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 0 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 0 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 0 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 0 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 0 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 0 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 0 | Chris Godwin - TB | 0 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 0 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 0 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 0 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 0 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 0 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 0 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 0 | Minnesota Vikings | 0 |
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Mike "BigMac" Big Mac | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| TE | - | - | ||
| K | - | - | ||
| D | ||||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 0 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 0 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 0 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 0 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 0 | Zack Moss - CIN | 0 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 0 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 0 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 0 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 0 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 0 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 0 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 0 | David Njoku - CLE | 0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 0 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 0 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 0 | Cincinnati Bengals | 0 |
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | SaquON & On & On & On | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 0 | - | |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 0 | - | |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 0 | - | |
| WR | Noah Brown - WAS | 0 | - | |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 17.3 | - | |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 0 | - | |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 0 | - | |
| K | Cade York - WAS | 0 | - | |
| D | New York Giants | 0 | ||
| Total | 17.3 | 0 | ||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 0 | |
| RB | - | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 0 | |
| RB | - | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 0 | |
| WR | - | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 0 | |
| WR | - | Chris Godwin - TB | 0 | |
| WR | - | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.7 | |
| TE | - | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 | |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 0 | ||
| Total | 7 | 10.7 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Anthony Richardson - IND | 0 | |
| RB | - | Gus Edwards - LAC | 0 | |
| RB | - | Jerome Ford - CLE | 0 | |
| WR | - | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 0 | |
| WR | - | George Pickens - PIT | 0 | |
| WR | - | Chris Godwin - TB | 0 | |
| TE | - | Hunter Henry - NE | 0 | |
| K | - | Evan McPherson - CIN | 0 | |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 0 | ||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Baker Mayfield - TB | 0 | |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.6 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 0 |
| RB | - | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 0 | |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 1.5 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.7 |
| WR | - | Nico Collins - HOU | 0 | |
| WR | - | George Pickens - PIT | 0 | |
| TE | - | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 0 | |
| K | - | Daniel Carlson - LV | 0 | |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 0 | ||
| Total | 12.1 | 3.7 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Baker Mayfield - TB | 0 | |
| RB | - | James Cook - BUF | 0 | |
| RB | - | Gus Edwards - LAC | 0 | |
| WR | - | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 0 | |
| WR | - | Adam Thielen - CAR | 0 | |
| WR | - | Malik Nabers - NYG | 0 | |
| TE | - | Cam Grandy - CIN | 0 | |
| K | - | Wil Lutz - DEN | 0 | |
| D | Denver Broncos | 0 | ||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| TE | - | - | ||
| K | - | - | ||
| D | ||||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | SemperSometimes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tim Boyle - MIA | 0 | Derek Carr - NO | 0 |
| RB | Austin Jones - WAS | 0 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 0 |
| RB | Jabari Small - TEN | 0 | Rachaad White - TB | 0 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.1 | Chris Olave - NO | 0 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 0 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 0 |
| WR | Justin Hall - MIN | 0 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 0 |
| TE | Tommy Hudson - NO | 0 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 0 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 0 | Jake Bates - DET | 0 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 0 | New Orleans Saints | 0 |
| Total | 11.1 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Shotgun Bob | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - PIT | 0 | Aidan O'Connell - LV | 0 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 0 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 0 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 0 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 0 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 0 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 0 |
| WR | Greg Dortch - ARI | 0 | Greg Dortch - ARI | 0 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.1 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 0 | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 0 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 0 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 0 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 0 | Chicago Bears | 0 |
| Total | 0 | 11.1 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Alpha Females | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 0 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 15.14 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 0 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 0 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 0 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 0 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 0 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 0 |
| WR | Keon Coleman - BUF | 0 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 0 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 0 | Harrison Butker - KC | 9 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 0 | Baltimore Ravens | 0 |
| Total | 0 | 39.94 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 3.4 | - | |
| K | - | - | ||
| D | ||||
| Total | 3.4 | 0 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Baker Mayfield - TB | 0 | |
| RB | - | Aaron Jones - MIN | 0 | |
| RB | - | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 0 | |
| WR | - | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | |
| WR | - | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 0 | |
| WR | - | Adam Thielen - CAR | 0 | |
| TE | - | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 | |
| K | - | Jake Moody - SF | 0 | |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 0 | ||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 0 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 25.12 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 0 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 0 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 0 |
| WR | Braxton Berrios - MIA | 0 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 0 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 0 | George Pickens - PIT | 0 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - TEN | 0 | DJ Moore - CHI | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 0 | Trey McBride - ARI | 0 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 0 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 0 |
| D | LA Chargers | 0 | Cincinnati Bengals | 0 |
| Total | 0 | 40.92 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
