Cue the trumpets. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new champion. Please bow down and pay your respects to Alan Bays AKA Endzone Jones! This season more than any other season was over before it started. Endzone Jones grabbed the league lead by the horns and never looked back. There may have been five or …
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Week 16 is over and we say farewell to four more teams. Let’s get started for this Christmas Eve special write-up. We’ll begin by describing Pay Day Gray’s ultimate downfall by the hand of the surprise of the season #3 seed, Riley Read Option. Gray has been on a John Wick-esque rampage of unimaginable proportions, …
Someone waved a wand and poof – we’re down to eight teams. From 40 squads to these remaining contenders, getting here is quite an impressive feat. Here is the updated playoff bracket. Please ignore the arbitrary numbers next to the names. These matchups are based on last week’s bracket. Keeping with last week, we will …
Read More “Week 15 Recap: Do Not or Donut – That is the Question (’24-’25)”
Hi all – I present the return of the write-ups for the advent of the playoffs. Even though there wasn’t a league-wide readership on the write-ups, I still felt some guilt that I couldn’t make a weekly blog post about the site and these 40 members. In any case, let’s kick it off. For now, …
Hi all – The weekly recaps will be coming less frequently going forward. Nothing is wrong. Have a great week as the playoffs approach!
Your weekly recap is coming a full day late. Apologies, but no regrets. Your steadfast Commissioner has been hard at work on other interesting projects. But, loyal readers know I try to reflect on the week if I have time. Highest Scorer: Tyrannosaurs in F-14s (146.6 points) Matt’s highest scoring team doesn’t have some neat gimmick …
Read More “Week 8 Recap: A Stale Donut is Better Than No Donut At All (’24-’25)”
What a wild double-header MNF slate to close the book on week 7?! Phew! This is one of the strangest weeks of Big League I can recall. Not a single empty roster, but more blowouts than a salon before prom. The Fantasy Gods cast their dismay on this week. Let’s get into it. Highest Scorer: Bob …
Read More “Week 7 Recap: A Jelly-Filled First Down (’24-’25)”
Ladies and gentlemen, we got a fine. $15 added to the top end of the pot. Look out for a $1 bonus all around. Onward! Highest Scorer: Dez Still Caught It (152.4 points) I’ll keep telling you guys till it’s already too late: we have to WATCH OUT for Miller’s gang, Dez Still Caught It. …
Mercifully, Week 5 of football has reached an end. It would be one thing if the Monday Night game was a meaningless Broncos vs Panthers game, but Chiefs vs Saints mattered. Half of the league played a Kansas City citizen or a New Orleanian, so butts were in seats until the bitter end last night. …
Read More “Week 5 Recap: A Donut Eaten is a Donut To Remember (ʻ24-ʻ25)”
A lopsided real-life NFL week has mercifully concluded. The morning slate was the highest-scoring slate of football we’ve had so far, while the latter was the expected snooze-fest. However, with injuries, breakouts, and busts, the Quarter-Season Carnival is in effect for strategy reevaluation. Housekeeping: a) Players with 0 points Believe it or not, I don’t …
Read More “Week 4 Recap: A Chocolate Covered Touchdown for Me, Please.(’24-’25)”
