| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.32 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.86 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 14.2 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 11.9 | Bucky Irving - TB | 6.4 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 12 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.1 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 27 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 12 | Blake Grupe - NO | 12 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 5 | New England Patriots | 0 |
| Total | 88.92 | 110.64 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 19 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.14 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 8.9 |
| RB | Ray Davis - BUF | 17 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 14.2 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 14.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 11.3 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18.5 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 22.1 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 22 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 1.5 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 9 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 3 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Washington Commanders | 4 |
| Total | 147.8 | 99.74 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 4.76 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 21.5 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 21.5 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 21.2 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.4 |
| WR | Lil'Jordan Humphrey - DEN | 3.1 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 3.4 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.8 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 28.6 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 0 | Cade Otton - TB | 21.7 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 9 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 11 | New Orleans Saints | 5 |
| Total | 129.58 | 119.16 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 17.92 | Bo Nix - DEN | 17.72 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 8.9 | Chase Brown - CIN | 26.7 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 12.5 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.4 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 12 | Josh Downs - IND | 12 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 28.6 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 37 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 16.1 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 6.2 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 21.7 | Cade Otton - TB | 21.7 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 7 | Matt Gay - IND | 9 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 2 | Tennessee Titans | 13 |
| Total | 126.72 | 161.72 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.14 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.32 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 32.9 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 16.6 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 11.3 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 19.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18.5 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18.5 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 30 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 7.9 | David Njoku - CLE | 7.9 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 |
| D | New England Patriots | 0 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 |
| Total | 121.54 | 158.62 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 19 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 11.9 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 | James Cook - BUF | 11.9 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 3.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 11.3 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 19.5 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 29.7 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 2.1 | Brock Bowers - LV | 15.5 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 3 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 11 | New Orleans Saints | 5 |
| Total | 127.18 | 140.1 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 17.54 | Bo Nix - DEN | 17.72 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 7.8 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 8.9 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 24.5 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 30 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 2.9 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 1 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 5.1 | Brock Bowers - LV | 15.5 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 9 | Blake Grupe - NO | 12 |
| D | New England Patriots | 0 | LA Chargers | 19 |
| Total | 113.62 | 121.82 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 17.78 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 4.5 | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 | DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 0 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.9 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 22 |
| K | Cam Little - JAX | 1 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 5 | New England Patriots | 0 |
| Total | 80.98 | 113.3 | ||
| Winner | jacksons team |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - NYG | 3.3 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 12 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 29.7 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 | Josh Downs - IND | 12 |
| WR | Parker Washington - JAX | 7.1 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18.6 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.1 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 7 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 11 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 5 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 |
| Total | 99.04 | 141.1 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.6 | - | 0 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | - | 0 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 | - | 0 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 2.1 | - | 0 |
| WR | Trey Palmer - TB | 5.3 | - | 0 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 | - | 0 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | - | 0 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 11 | - | 0 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | 0 | |
| Total | 91.1 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | Josh Allen - BUF | 22.1 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 2.2 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 7.6 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 2.1 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 28.6 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 7.6 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 13.9 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 1.5 |
| K | Brandon McManus - GB | 5 | Brandon McManus - GB | 5 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 18 | Tennessee Titans | 13 |
| Total | 132.8 | 80 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.14 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 26.7 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 11.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 11.3 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 12.3 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 28.6 |
| WR | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 19.5 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 19.8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | Evan Engram - JAX | 11.5 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | Cam Little - JAX | 1 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 4 | Washington Commanders | 4 |
| Total | 122.14 | 134.54 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.32 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 26.7 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.4 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 7.8 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 7.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 11.4 | Josh Downs - IND | 12 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.3 | Xavier Worthy - KC | -1 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 7.9 | Cade Otton - TB | 21.7 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 3 | Will Reichard - MIN | 1 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 5 | New Orleans Saints | 5 |
| Total | 119.84 | 105.02 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 0 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 9.18 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | Rachaad White - TB | 12.5 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 16.6 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 |
| WR | Mike Williams - NYJ | 1.6 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 22.1 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 12 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 5.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 4.6 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 2 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 7 |
| D | New York Jets | 13 | Arizona Cardinals | 13 |
| Total | 108.96 | 118.56 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 21.5 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 7.9 | Rachaad White - TB | 12.5 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | Trey Palmer - TB | 5.3 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.4 | Xavier Worthy - KC | -1 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 14.3 | Jalen McMillan - TB | 0 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 12.6 | Noah Gray - KC | 0 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 11 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4 |
| Total | 136.88 | 71.04 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | SaquON & On & On & On | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.14 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 19 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 | James Cook - BUF | 11.9 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 3.3 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 16.1 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 15.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.9 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 22.1 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 10.9 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 12.7 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 5.7 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 5 | New Orleans Saints | 5 |
| Total | 133.32 | 100.3 | ||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Adrian Martinez - NYJ | 0 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 17.78 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 24.5 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 11.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | Keon Coleman - BUF | 5.1 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 12.7 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 27 |
| K | Brandon McManus - GB | 5 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 11 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 6 | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 |
| Total | 87.7 | 130.38 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | hancocky bastards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Flacco - IND | 3.06 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 17.92 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 17.3 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 5.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.3 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.8 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 7.6 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 5.7 |
| K | Will Reichard - MIN | 1 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 4 | Arizona Cardinals | 13 |
| Total | 120.44 | 116.6 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.86 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 26.3 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 32.1 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 0 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 7.1 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | Josh Downs - IND | 12 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | Christian Watson - GB | 8.7 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 0 | Cade Otton - TB | 21.7 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | Blake Grupe - NO | 12 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 4 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 |
| Total | 146.22 | 123.56 | ||
| Winner | Bad at This |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Flacco - IND | 3.06 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 17.92 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 12.5 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.4 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 37 | Demario Douglas - | 0 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.4 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 37 |
| TE | AJ Barner - SEA | 6.7 | Austin Hooper - NE | 1.8 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 9 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Arizona Cardinals | 13 |
| Total | 108.96 | 113.22 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain |
