| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 16.1 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 8.5 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 7.9 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 16.8 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 | Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 5.6 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 8 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 |
| WR | Van Jefferson - PIT | 10.2 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 3.8 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.9 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 |
| D | New York Giants | 3 | Arizona Cardinals | 2 |
| Total | 104.26 | 70.84 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 14.92 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 0 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 0 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 23.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 13.4 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 20.4 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 4.9 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 17.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 4.4 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 11 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 4 | Denver Broncos | 9 |
| Total | 119.56 | 77.88 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | jacksons team | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 6.66 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 16.1 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - NYG | 4.3 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 23.4 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 14.8 | Malik Washington - MIA | 0 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 1.9 |
| WR | Van Jefferson - PIT | 10.2 | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 0 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.9 | Johnny Mundt - MIN | 2 |
| K | Greg Joseph - NYG | 14 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 6 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 13 | Detroit Lions | 13 |
| Total | 94.36 | 85.26 | ||
| Winner | jacksons team |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 35.14 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 20.3 | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 1.9 | Jayden Reed - GB | 7.5 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 12.9 | Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 8.4 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 25.1 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 |
| D | New York Jets | 4 | Denver Broncos | 9 |
| Total | 125.66 | 126.54 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams - CHI | 9.34 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 14.7 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | David Montgomery - DET | 14.92 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 13.2 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 |
| WR | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 11.7 | Amari Cooper - BUF | 1.3 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 12.7 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 23.1 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 25.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 14.6 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 4 | Anders Carlson - SF | 16 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 13 | Denver Broncos | 9 |
| Total | 111.54 | 132.08 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 22.3 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.4 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 25.5 | Rachaad White - TB | 15.7 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.4 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 3.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 16.3 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 13.2 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 13.6 | Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 |
| D | LA Chargers | 8 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 13 |
| Total | 128.6 | 112.9 | ||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke |
| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 26 | Jared Goff - DET | 15.5 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 0 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 39.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 18.5 |
| WR | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 11.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.5 |
| WR | Xavier Legette - CAR | 13.4 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 |
| TE | Adam Trautman - DEN | 18.5 | Noah Fant - SEA | 5.2 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 9 | New York Jets | 4 |
| Total | 137.4 | 110.92 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.06 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 35.14 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 23.4 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5.2 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 14.92 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 0 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 0 |
| WR | Keon Coleman - BUF | 18 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.6 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 14.6 | George Kittle - SF | 24.8 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 11 | Riley Patterson - WAS | 0 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 13 | Baltimore Ravens | 0 |
| Total | 145.38 | 76.44 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams - CHI | 9.34 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 16 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 13.4 | Keon Coleman - BUF | 18 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 5.4 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 22.6 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | Trey Palmer - TB | 4.9 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 13.1 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 9 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 97.76 | 130.36 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 0 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 23.5 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 13.2 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 19.5 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 | Chris Olave - NO | 18.7 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.6 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 8 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 9.5 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 16.8 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 12 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 5 | LA Chargers | 8 |
| Total | 91.26 | 137.46 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points | Bad at This | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jameis Winston - CLE | 23.56 | Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 |
| RB | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 10.6 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 16.1 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 16.3 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.1 |
| WR | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 0 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 12.7 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 22.6 |
| TE | Grant Calcaterra - PHI | 8.8 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 |
| K | Anders Carlson - SF | 16 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 0 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 104.06 | 100.94 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 13.62 | Jared Goff - DET | 15.5 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 22.6 | Jordan Mason - SF | 1.8 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 13.4 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 29.1 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 15 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 10.8 | David Njoku - CLE | 17.1 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 6 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 11 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 5 | Detroit Lions | 13 |
| Total | 125.22 | 108.3 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 14.66 | Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 23.4 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 18.9 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 8.5 | Najee Harris - PIT | 16.1 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 20.4 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.9 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 13.2 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 19.9 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 16.3 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 17.1 | Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 13 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 132.66 | 131.94 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - PIT | 13.82 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 1.8 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 9.1 | Chase Brown - CIN | 11.4 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 14.1 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 4.9 | Tank Dell - HOU | 13.5 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 25 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 13.1 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 12 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 | Detroit Lions | 13 |
| Total | 106.84 | 133.38 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.4 | Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 28.3 | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | Aaron Shampklin - PIT | 0 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 2.8 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 18.7 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.4 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 28.9 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 8.3 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 | Detroit Lions | 13 |
| Total | 102.1 | 130.78 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 14.66 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 9.34 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 18.9 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 16.8 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | James Conner - ARI | 14.9 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 12.7 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 12.7 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.9 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 18.6 | Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 10.8 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 8.3 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 12 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 | New York Jets | 4 |
| Total | 114.36 | 100.14 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 18.18 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 24.16 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | James Cook - BUF | 28.3 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | DJ Moore - CHI | 5.4 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 23.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.9 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 19.5 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 | David Njoku - CLE | 17.1 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 |
| D | New York Jets | 4 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 137.58 | 116.66 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 22.18 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 28.64 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 16.8 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 28.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 19.5 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.1 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | Jayden Reed - GB | 7.5 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 16.8 | Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 12 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 |
| D | LA Chargers | 8 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 146.6 | 140.54 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Shotgun Bob | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 18.18 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 20.3 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.1 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - BUF | 1.3 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 15 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 3.8 | Drake London - ATL | 7.4 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 | Brock Bowers - LV | 10.8 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 9 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 83.74 | 118.28 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | your killin me willis | Points | Scrantonicity 6 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 28.64 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 12.86 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 1.8 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 11.4 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 9.1 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 13.5 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 |
| WR | Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 | Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 8.3 | Hunter Henry - NE | 9.5 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 9 | Detroit Lions | 13 |
| Total | 94.34 | 86.76 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
