| Position | Freakofnature | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | Josh Allen - BUF | 21.02 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 8 | D'Ernest Johnson - JAX | 10 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 9.6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 17.6 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 19.9 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 22.1 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 7.3 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 20.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 2 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 | LA Chargers | 3 |
| Total | 149.74 | 98.02 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake Maye - NE | 20.84 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 | Tyler Goodson - IND | 11.1 |
| RB | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 0.6 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 |
| WR | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 19.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 12 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 12 | Indianapolis Colts | 9 |
| Total | 114.54 | 129.3 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 8.76 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 16.7 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 11.2 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 7 | Ty Chandler - MIN | 0.4 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.5 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10.3 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 14 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 12.3 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | Harrison Butker - KC | 4 |
| D | 0 | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 | |
| Total | 119.44 | 70.46 | ||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 22.76 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 0 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - CAR | 3.8 | Chase Brown - CIN | 7.3 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 9.6 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 1.5 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 18.3 | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 8.5 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 20.1 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 0 | Jason Myers - SEA | 12 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 5 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 71.54 | 112.66 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake Maye - NE | 20.84 | Geno Smith - SEA | 17.78 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 |
| RB | Tyler Goodson - IND | 11.1 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 2.7 |
| WR | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.5 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 9.6 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 17.2 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 12 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 21 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 103.54 | 117.98 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 14.06 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 13.04 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | David Montgomery - DET | 8 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 5.1 | Christian Watson - GB | 1.5 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 2.1 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 8.1 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 5.3 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.1 | Hunter Henry - NE | 17.2 |
| K | Anders Carlson - SF | 8 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 |
| D | New York Jets | -5 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 |
| Total | 49.46 | 94.74 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 7.18 |
| RB | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 5.5 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | Drake London - ATL | 18.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13.1 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 |
| WR | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 25.2 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 8.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 |
| D | New York Jets | -5 | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 |
| Total | 124.34 | 128.88 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 5.24 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 5.24 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 25.2 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 16.2 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 5.5 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | Jayden Reed - GB | 3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13.1 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 22.1 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 14 | Travis Kelce - KC | 5.7 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 21 |
| D | New York Jets | -5 | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 |
| Total | 108.84 | 90.84 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 22.76 |
| RB | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 22.3 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 11.2 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 0.8 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 3.5 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 2.9 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 | David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 |
| K | Cam Little - JAX | 6 | Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 12 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 130.56 | 104.46 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | SaquON & On & On & On | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 22.76 | Geno Smith - SEA | 17.78 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 26.4 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 22.3 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 7.3 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 22.1 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.5 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 9.6 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 5.4 | Drake London - ATL | 18.3 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 12.3 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 3 | Brandon McManus - GB | 7 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 5 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 106.16 | 130.98 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 5.96 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 5.24 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 23.3 | Chase Brown - CIN | 7.3 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 23.3 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 18.2 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13.1 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 6 | Jayden Reed - GB | 3 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 2.1 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 2.3 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 | Cade Otton - TB | 18 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 2 | Cam Little - JAX | 6 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 11 |
| Total | 100.16 | 89.24 | ||
| Winner | hancocky bastards |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 7.18 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | Antonio Gibson - NE | 2.3 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 23.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 19.9 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 18.3 | Tre Tucker - LV | 7.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 8.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 11 | Washington Commanders | 18 |
| Total | 114.8 | 96.28 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 22.76 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | Chase Brown - CIN | 7.3 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | Bucky Irving - TB | 16.7 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 2.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 4.3 |
| WR | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 17.4 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | Cade Otton - TB | 18 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 21 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 11 | Cincinatti Bengals | 0 |
| Total | 136.2 | 110.36 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | Josh Allen - BUF | 21.02 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 26.4 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 | Chase Brown - CIN | 7.3 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 18.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 5.3 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 4.3 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 | Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 118.44 | 127.02 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 14.94 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 7.18 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 32 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 2.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | Jameson Williams - DET | 0.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 18.3 | Christian Watson - GB | 1.5 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 2 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 18 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 131.64 | 65.18 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Gardner Minshew II - LV | -1.64 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 22.76 |
| RB | Dylan Laube - LV | 0 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 |
| WR | Luke McCaffrey - WAS | 0 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13.1 |
| WR | James Proche II - CLE | 0 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 5.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 |
| TE | Charlie Kolar - BAL | 2.4 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.1 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 0 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 21 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 15 | Indianapolis Colts | 9 |
| Total | 35.56 | 114.06 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | Shotgun Bob | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - CAR | 0.0200000000000002 | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 5.12 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 | Ty Chandler - MIN | 0.4 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 7.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 8 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 22.1 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 2.7 | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 |
| WR | Kalif Raymond - DET | 12.9 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 3.4 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 10.5 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 8.2 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 | Brett Maher - LAR | 0 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 17 | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 |
| Total | 86.62 | 43.52 | ||
| Winner | Team Harris |
| Position | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 21.02 | Jordan Love - GB | 16.8 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 26.4 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 5.9 | David Montgomery - DET | 8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 0.8 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 18.2 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 8.1 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 14 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 8.2 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 12 | Will Reichard - MIN | 15 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 12 | Buffalo Bills | 12 |
| Total | 125.32 | 78.5 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.2 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 14.94 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 8.9 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 25.2 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 20.6 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 5.5 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 19.9 | Drake London - ATL | 18.3 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 3.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 2.1 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 5.7 | David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 17 | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 |
| Total | 125.1 | 125.04 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 | Jordan Love - GB | 16.8 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 26.1 | James Conner - ARI | 17.2 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 22.3 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 1.7 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 0 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 0 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 22.1 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 8.3 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 22.1 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 10.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 21 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 17 | Cincinnati Bengals | 15 |
| Total | 155.1 | 95.6 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain |
