| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | SemperSometimes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 11.8 | Alex McGough - GB | 0 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 21 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 12.1 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 20.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.9 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 |
| WR | Calvin Austin III - PIT | 5.6 | Jameson Williams - DET | 17.7 |
| WR | Malachi Corley - NYJ | 0 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 10 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 4.1 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 17 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 12 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 |
| Total | 109.6 | 115.9 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 8.42 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 28.64 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 4.5 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 25.5 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 17.5 | Chase Brown - CIN | 14.4 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.2 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 9.4 | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 8.3 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 14.8 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 11.1 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 0 |
| K | Cade York - WAS | 0 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 4 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 3 | Houston Texans | 14 |
| Total | 79.82 | 119.64 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams - CHI | 28.64 | Josh Allen - BUF | 24.4 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 12 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 7.4 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 15.3 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 27.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 0 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 0 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 8.2 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 22.8 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 10 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 | Matt Gay - IND | 8 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 4 | San Francisco 49ers | 6 |
| Total | 124.84 | 91.2 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 25.62 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 18.38 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - NE | 7.3 | Bucky Irving - TB | 18.5 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 25.5 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 27.2 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.4 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0.9 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 1.9 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 6.8 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 3.5 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 3 |
| K | Brayden Narveson - GB | 10 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 |
| Total | 119.22 | 104.48 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 11.8 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 17.76 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 22.7 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.9 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 0 | Ray Davis - BUF | 18.2 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 24.7 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 19.7 | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 23.4 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 19.5 | Keon Coleman - BUF | 5.6 |
| TE | AJ Barner - SEA | 2.3 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 3 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 6 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 3 | New York Jets | 1 |
| Total | 105.7 | 121.56 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Scrantonicity 6 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 18.92 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 18.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 12.1 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 14.4 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 4.6 |
| WR | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 8.3 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 23.3 |
| WR | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 1.9 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 12.5 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 14.8 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 11.1 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 4.7 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 10 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 11 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 17 |
| Total | 109.4 | 118.92 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 11.8 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 28.64 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.9 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 21.9 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 2.9 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 10.8 |
| WR | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 8.3 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 21.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.4 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 | Tre Tucker - LV | 0 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 6.7 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 10.8 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 17 | Jake Bates - DET | 19 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 | Houston Texans | 14 |
| Total | 111.4 | 137.54 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 | Jordan Love - GB | 25.62 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 20.2 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 12 |
| RB | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 0.8 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 14.8 |
| WR | Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 4.3 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.4 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 16.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 11.1 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 9 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 4 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 |
| Total | 93 | 132.72 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Skol! Go Yikes | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 19.82 | Jordan Love - GB | 25.62 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 12.1 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | -0.1 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 12.1 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 20.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 23.4 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 6.8 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 0 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 10 |
| K | Brayden Narveson - GB | 10 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 9 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 | Houston Texans | 14 |
| Total | 92.72 | 144.32 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Bad at This | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 20.96 | Will Levis - TEN | 7.3 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 7.4 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 25.5 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 10.8 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.2 | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 23.3 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 16.1 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0.9 | Noah Brown - WAS | 9.8 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 22.8 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 10.8 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 17 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 | Indianapolis Colts | 5 |
| Total | 131.36 | 108.3 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 17.76 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 7.4 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 12 | Bucky Irving - TB | 18.5 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 16.1 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 5.7 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.4 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.7 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 8.1 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 7.8 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 14 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 |
| Total | 107.8 | 130.06 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Up!!! | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 11.96 | - | 0 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 7.4 | - | 0 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 18.5 | - | 0 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 | - | 0 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0.9 | - | 0 |
| WR | Keon Coleman - BUF | 5.6 | - | 0 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 10 | - | 0 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | - | 0 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 | 0 | |
| Total | 91.06 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 17.76 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 20.96 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 14.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 25.2 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 20.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 16.5 | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 14.8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 23.3 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 24 | George Kittle - SF | 22.8 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 0 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 |
| D | Houston Texans | 14 | Green Bay Packers | 9 |
| Total | 139.46 | 141.66 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | Alpha Females | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 20.96 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 21.86 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 7.4 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 0 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 25.2 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 6.8 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - BUF | 0 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 9.4 | Jameson Williams - DET | 17.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 20.7 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 6.7 | George Kittle - SF | 22.8 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 12 | Matt Gay - IND | 8 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 4 | Green Bay Packers | 9 |
| Total | 91.96 | 132.66 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams - CHI | 28.64 | Justin Fields - PIT | 23.7 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 21 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 25.5 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 10.8 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 10.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 5.7 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 |
| WR | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 1.9 | Josh Downs - IND | 19.5 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 9.5 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 3.5 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 10 | Greg Joseph - NYG | -1 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 17 | Cincinnati Bengals | 7 |
| Total | 110.54 | 118.4 | ||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - PIT | 23.7 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 22.7 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 | David Montgomery - DET | 21 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | -0.5 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.4 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.7 | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 8.3 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 16.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 24 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 5 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 17 |
| D | Houston Texans | 14 | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 |
| Total | 129.9 | 152.4 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 21.9 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 15.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 22.7 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 5.4 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 9.4 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0.9 | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.7 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 3.5 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 0 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 4 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 |
| Total | 99 | 107.3 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 21.86 | Jordan Love - GB | 25.62 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 25.5 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 17.8 | Trey Sermon - IND | 2.9 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 19.7 | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 19.4 | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.4 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.7 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 0 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 3.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 |
| D | Houston Texans | 14 | Houston Texans | 14 |
| Total | 152.66 | 115.22 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 12.5 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 28.64 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - NE | 7.3 | Najee Harris - PIT | 20.2 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 15.3 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 2.7 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 14.8 | DJ Moore - CHI | 6 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 23.3 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 23.4 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 9.4 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.6 | Trey McBride - ARI | 17.6 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 9 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts | 5 | Houston Texans | 14 |
| Total | 100.9 | 125.84 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - CAR | 14.94 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 17.76 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 18.5 | Bucky Irving - TB | 18.5 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 18.2 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 22.7 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 35.5 | Jonathan Mingo - CAR | 1.1 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10 | Josh Downs - IND | 19.5 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | -0.5 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 11.3 |
| TE | Theo Johnson - NYG | 6 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 0 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 9 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 10 | Indianapolis Colts | 5 |
| Total | 121.64 | 100.86 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
