| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.64 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.2 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.8 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 5.9 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 7.5 |
| WR | Keon Coleman - BUF | 11.9 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 18.6 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 10 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 13 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 7 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 127.56 | 119.84 | ||
| Winner | hancocky bastards |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 21.24 | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.5 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 13.4 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 | Jordan Whittington - LAR | 15.9 |
| TE | Foster Moreau - NO | 9.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 16 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | New England Patriots | 9 |
| Total | 121.64 | 137.86 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 21.24 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 16.1 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 16.4 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.5 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 11.6 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 |
| WR | Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 12.6 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 12.5 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 | Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 16 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 15 | Seattle Seahawks | 8 |
| Total | 126.86 | 155.24 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Flacco - IND | 26.56 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 33.42 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 10.1 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 15.5 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 11.7 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 |
| WR | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 21.7 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 19 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 3 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 123.96 | 173.62 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 6.3 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 9.2 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 8 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 10 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 15 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 134.46 | 94.16 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - PIT | 15.94 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 33.42 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 15.5 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 14.6 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 3 | DJ Moore - CHI | 27.5 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 22.7 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT | 5.6 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 9.2 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 13 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 10 | Miami Dolphins | 7 |
| Total | 115.54 | 157.72 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 12.5 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 |
| TE | Foster Moreau - NO | 9.3 | Foster Moreau - NO | 9.3 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | Jason Myers - SEA | 9 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | Seattle Seahawks | 8 |
| Total | 100.96 | 117.86 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.72 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 0 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 14.6 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 14 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 5.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 23.2 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 22.7 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 6.6 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 5.4 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | Washington Commanders | 14 |
| Total | 95.66 | 137.62 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - PIT | 15.94 | Joe Flacco - IND | 26.56 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 16.4 | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 11.6 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 26.2 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV | 4.6 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 6 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 15 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 132.34 | 136.56 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 16.4 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.2 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 |
| WR | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 5.4 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | New England Patriots | 9 |
| Total | 102.26 | 121.76 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 | Trey Lance - DAL | 0 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | Deuce Vaughn - DAL | 0 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 19.4 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 29.3 | KaVontae Turpin - DAL | 8.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | Jalen Brooks - DAL | 2 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 11.8 | Ryan Flournoy - DAL | 0 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | Luke Schoonmaker - DAL | 1.8 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 3 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 6 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 14 | New Orleans Saints | -1 |
| Total | 133.66 | 36.6 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Skol! Go Yikes | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.44 | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 7.5 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 5.2 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 11.8 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 5.1 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | Jason Myers - SEA | 9 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | New England Patriots | 9 |
| Total | 119.24 | 96.56 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | SemperSometimes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 0 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 34.36 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 11.7 | Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 41.3 | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 11.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 9.5 | George Kittle - SF | 20.4 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 13 | Jake Moody - SF | 8 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | Chicago Bears | 15 |
| Total | 112.7 | 129.86 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points | Shotgun Bob | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 23.56 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 2.7 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.5 |
| RB | Carson Steele - KC | 1.2 | Chase Brown - CIN | 16.4 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 13.4 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 5.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 13.4 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 9.2 | David Njoku - CLE | 2.4 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 13 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | Washington Commanders | 14 |
| Total | 99.16 | 126.66 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.94 | Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 10.7 | Rachaad White - TB | 9.6 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 11.4 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 13.4 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 |
| WR | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 8.1 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 105.24 | 114.16 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | SaquON & On & On & On | Points | Alpha Females | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 14.6 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.6 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 15.2 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 18.6 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 13 | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 13 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 16 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | San Francisco 49ers | 10 |
| Total | 112.56 | 136.36 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | Up!!! | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.72 | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 2.7 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 27.5 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 7.5 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 15.8 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 5.2 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 13 |
| K | Brayden Narveson - GB | 7 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 15 | Washington Commanders | 14 |
| Total | 127.12 | 97.76 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | James Cook - BUF | 17.9 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 6.3 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 16.1 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 7.5 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 6.6 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 14.2 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 6.3 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 15.8 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 13 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 13 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | Seattle Seahawks | 8 |
| Total | 111.76 | 119.36 | ||
| Winner | Team Harris |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | Justin Fields - PIT | 15.94 |
| RB | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 10.1 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 13.4 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 |
| WR | Greg Dortch - ARI | 1.7 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 0 |
| TE | Noah Gray - KC | 4.9 | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 15 |
| D | New England Patriots | 9 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 94.96 | 86.94 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.72 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 23.56 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.5 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 11.7 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 13.4 | Drake London - ATL | 33.4 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 22.7 | George Pickens - PIT | 5.6 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 14.2 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | Hunter Henry - NE | 5.2 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | Cam Little - JAX | 14 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | Denver Broncos | 15 |
| Total | 137.12 | 130.76 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
