| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Scrantonicity 6 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 28.88 | Geno Smith - SEA | 21.6 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - NE | 10.9 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 5.9 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.8 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 21.3 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 10.2 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 16.3 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 17.7 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 3.3 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 7.3 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 9.7 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 7 | Matt Prater - ARI | 2 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | Miami Dolphins | 4 |
| Total | 116.28 | 105.4 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 9.54 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.3 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 7 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.8 | David Montgomery - DET | 15 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 23.1 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 4.9 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 10.2 | Chris Olave - NO | 16.7 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 11.1 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 18.2 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 11.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 0 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 13 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 5 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 12 | Philadelphia Eagles | 0 |
| Total | 119.94 | 79.8 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 11.6 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 | James Conner - ARI | 18.3 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 24 | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 5.6 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 11.2 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 20.5 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 2.3 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 17.3 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.3 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.4 | Brock Bowers - LV | 5.1 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 6 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 1 | San Francisco 49ers | 23 |
| Total | 102.1 | 120.18 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Justin Fields - PIT | 31.98 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 18.3 | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 | Cam Akers - HOU | 5.3 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.8 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 17.5 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 8.2 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 33.1 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 7.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 13.2 | George Kittle - SF | 14.5 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | 2 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 |
| D | New York Jets | 8 | Cleveland Browns | 12 |
| Total | 124.68 | 123.18 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Justin Fields - PIT | 31.98 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 | James Conner - ARI | 18.3 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 7.5 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 10.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 18.2 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 16.3 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 0.1 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 13.2 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 13 | Blake Grupe - NO | 7 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 12 | Miami Dolphins | 4 |
| Total | 111.48 | 142.08 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 16.28 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 20.4 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 15.5 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 15 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 35.9 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 17.5 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 11.1 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 7.1 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 4.8 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 16.7 | Chigoziem Okonkwo - | 0 |
| K | Austin Seibert - WAS | 11 | Jake Bates - DET | 6 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | San Francisco 49ers | 23 |
| Total | 123.48 | 124.78 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 16.74 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.3 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 29.5 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 1.9 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 21.3 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 10.8 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 23.6 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.2 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 13.2 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 6 | Will Reichard - MIN | 7 |
| D | New York Jets | 8 | Kansas City Chiefs | 7 |
| Total | 106.98 | 139.74 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 11.48 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.3 | Zamir White - LV | 3 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 | Cam Akers - HOU | 5.3 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 15 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 33.1 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 12 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 17.3 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 13.2 | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.2 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 7 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 20 |
| D | New York Jets | 8 | Las Vegas Raiders | 10 |
| Total | 121.18 | 97.28 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | hancocky bastards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 24.02 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - NYG | 4.8 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 35.9 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.8 | David Montgomery - DET | 15 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 11.1 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.4 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 10.2 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 2.5 |
| WR | Calvin Austin III - PIT | 2.7 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.1 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 0.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.9 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 7 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 6 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 12 | Las Vegas Raiders | 10 |
| Total | 76.68 | 129.82 | ||
| Winner | hancocky bastards |
| Position | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 24.02 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 29.5 | James Cook - BUF | 5.8 |
| WR | Michael Wilson - ARI | 4.8 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 10.2 |
| WR | Xavier Hutchinson - HOU | 0 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 11.1 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - BUF | 3.5 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 2 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 9.7 | George Kittle - SF | 14.5 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 5 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 4 | Cleveland Browns | 12 |
| Total | 87.28 | 104.92 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 23.5 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 24.9 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 13.1 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 0 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 23.6 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 21.3 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 19.1 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 18.2 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 7.3 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 0 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 2 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 10 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 4 | Houston Texans | 1 |
| Total | 110.18 | 116.7 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - CAR | 15.7 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 17.9 | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson - PIT | 8.2 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 21.9 | DJ Moore - CHI | 11.2 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 17.3 | Jahan Dotson - PHI | 3.1 |
| WR | Jonathan Mingo - CAR | 5.4 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.8 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 4.6 | Brock Bowers - LV | 5.1 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 11 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 11 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 4 | San Francisco 49ers | 23 |
| Total | 106 | 108.28 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 | Brock Purdy - SF | 14.62 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 15 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 5.9 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 | James Conner - ARI | 18.3 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 2 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 2 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 21.3 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 9.9 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 | Mike Evans - TB | 23.4 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.4 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 9.7 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 9 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 23 | Philadelphia Eagles | 0 |
| Total | 124.28 | 91.82 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - CAR | 15.7 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 11.48 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 20.4 | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 18.3 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 11.2 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 21.3 |
| WR | Dareke Young - SEA | 0 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 8.6 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 13.2 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 4.8 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 11.9 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.4 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 6 | Blake Grupe - NO | 7 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 10 | Chicago Bears | 7 |
| Total | 106.7 | 106.48 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 16.74 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 13.6 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 17.9 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 15 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 23.6 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 2 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 12 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 19.1 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 20.78 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 0 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.4 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 6 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 9 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 4 | San Francisco 49ers | 23 |
| Total | 105.34 | 119.46 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams - CHI | 11.48 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 24.02 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 29.5 | James Conner - ARI | 18.3 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 6 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 11.2 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 15.5 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 2.3 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 7.6 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 2 |
| TE | Brenton Strange - JAX | 4.9 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 7.2 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 7 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 6 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 23 | Miami Dolphins | 4 |
| Total | 102.98 | 117.62 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 7.3 | Andy Dalton - CAR | 15.7 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 11.4 | Carson Steele - KC | -0.4 |
| RB | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 5.6 | David Montgomery - DET | 15 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 23.1 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 9.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 23.6 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 11.8 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 11.8 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 |
| TE | Durham Smythe - MIA | 0 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.4 |
| K | Joey Slye - NE | 11 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 4 | New York Jets | 8 |
| Total | 97.8 | 86.9 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | Up!!! | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 16.74 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 9.98 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.1 | James Cook - BUF | 5.8 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 3.4 | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 7.5 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 18.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 23.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 0 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 5.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 11.8 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 0 | Trey McBride - ARI | 0 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 5 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 4 | Miami Dolphins | 4 |
| Total | 90.04 | 72.88 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 24.02 | Justin Fields - PIT | 31.98 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 17.8 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.3 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.3 | Carson Steele - KC | -0.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 18.2 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.3 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13.1 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 10.2 |
| WR | Michael Wilson - ARI | 4.8 | Jahan Dotson - PHI | 3.1 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.4 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 0 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 9 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 10 | New York Jets | 8 |
| Total | 114.62 | 98.48 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | jacksons team | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.64 | Jared Goff - DET | 27.18 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 1.9 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 4.8 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.8 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 13.6 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.1 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.4 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 20.78 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 7.1 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 0 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 9.9 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 3.6 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 3.6 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | Jake Bates - DET | 6 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 4 | Los Angeles Rams | 5 |
| Total | 87.82 | 92.58 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
