| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 7.98 | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 16.44 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 18.8 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 6.2 | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 | Mitchell Tinsley - WAS | 0 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 1.2 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 6.9 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 4.2 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 26.2 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 2.9 | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.1 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 8 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 | Seattle Seahawks | 12 |
| Total | 52.18 | 95.84 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 25.36 | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 16.44 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.7 | Cam Akers - HOU | 9.9 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 5.9 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 6.2 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 | Jameson Williams - DET | 1.2 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 29.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 1.9 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 17.4 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 9.8 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.9 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 27 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | 9 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 12 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 |
| Total | 137.66 | 80.44 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 11.1 | Derek Carr - NO | 7.98 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - NE | 6.7 | Cam Akers - HOU | 9.9 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 12.5 | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 7 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 20 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 5.4 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 4.2 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 1.7 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 8.7 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 2 | Jake Bates - DET | 2 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 8 | Seattle Seahawks | 12 |
| Total | 74.4 | 94.68 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 14.56 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 9.42 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 | Cam Akers - HOU | 9.9 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 15.2 | DJ Moore - CHI | 15.2 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 | Tank Dell - HOU | 11.2 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 3.1 | Brenton Strange - JAX | 9.2 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 1 | Jason Myers - SEA | 7 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 1 | Cleveland Browns | 6 |
| Total | 138.46 | 88.52 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 30.92 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 21.04 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 18.7 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 26.5 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 13.2 | James Conner - ARI | 3.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 8.7 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 12.4 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 3.7 | Jameson Williams - DET | 1.2 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 20.1 | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 13.1 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 0 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 0 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 1 | Cleveland Browns | 6 |
| Total | 103.42 | 104.34 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 8.52 | Geno Smith - SEA | 11.36 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 18.3 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 8.8 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 0.3 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 12.5 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 3.7 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 3.7 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.2 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 7.6 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 8.7 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.1 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 27 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 0 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 12 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 1 | Chicago Bears | 5 |
| Total | 61.42 | 117.26 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Gardner Minshew II - LV | 13.96 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 25.36 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 20.7 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 5.9 |
| RB | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 10.1 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 30.4 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 8 | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 15.2 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 4.2 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 3.7 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 27 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.9 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 | Harrison Butker - KC | 13 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Cleveland Browns | 6 |
| Total | 115.66 | 123.16 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - PIT | 18.4 | Gardner Minshew II - LV | 13.96 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 10 | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 10.7 | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 10.7 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 13 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - JAX | 3.8 | Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 5.7 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 8.8 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 8.8 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 7 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 5 | Tennessee Titans | 2 |
| Total | 74.4 | 72.46 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 25.36 | Andy Dalton - CAR | 24.56 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 31.6 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 0.3 | Zack Moss - CIN | 20.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 | Jameson Williams - DET | 1.2 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 4.2 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 5.5 | Jordan Akins - CLE | 6.9 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 5 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 0 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 |
| Total | 66.96 | 127.46 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 25.36 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 25.36 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 0.3 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 27.9 |
| WR | Tyler Johnson - LAR | 5 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 29.8 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 | Greg Dortch - ARI | 6.5 |
| WR | Michael Wilson - ARI | 14.4 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 4.2 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 9.7 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 15.5 |
| K | Joey Slye - NE | 4 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 1 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 | Green Bay Packers | 23 |
| Total | 68.66 | 133.56 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 8.52 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 14.78 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 | David Montgomery - DET | 21.2 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 2.2 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 27.6 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 13.3 |
| WR | Michael Wilson - ARI | 14.4 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 0 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 8.7 | Brenton Strange - JAX | 9.2 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 8 | Harrison Butker - KC | 13 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | -2 | Kansas City Chiefs | 5 |
| Total | 114.92 | 88.48 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 30.92 | Brock Purdy - SF | 25.78 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 18.7 | James Conner - ARI | 3.5 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 10 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 0 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 14.3 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 27.6 | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 9.6 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 6.9 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 1.4 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 13.1 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 3 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 11 | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 |
| Total | 140.82 | 83.18 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 25.78 | Geno Smith - SEA | 11.36 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 20.7 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 0 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 19.2 | Davante Adams - LV | 8 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 9.6 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 6.9 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 21.2 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.1 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 8.8 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 2 | Jason Myers - SEA | 7 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 5 | Kansas City Chiefs | 5 |
| Total | 126.98 | 96.66 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 25.98 | Jake Browning - CIN | 0 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 20.7 | Cam Akers - HOU | 9.9 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 16.3 | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 8 | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 16.2 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 19.2 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 4.2 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 | Alec Pierce - IND | 5.4 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.9 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 27 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 1 | Blake Grupe - NO | 6 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 1 |
| Total | 151.58 | 80.5 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Malik Willis - GB | 25.38 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 8.52 |
| RB | Carson Steele - KC | 8.4 | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 10 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 12.4 | Davante Adams - LV | 8 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 12.6 | Rashee Rice - KC | 29.1 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 | Keon Coleman - BUF | 9.4 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 3.1 | Cade Otton - TB | 9.7 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 2 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 5 | Cleveland Browns | 6 |
| Total | 126.18 | 89.12 | ||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 9.42 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 17.32 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 3.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 33.6 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 15.9 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 1.9 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 20.5 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.9 | Jameson Williams - DET | 1.2 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 5.6 | Josh Whyle - TEN | 8.3 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 13 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 |
| D | New York Jets | 16 | Tennessee Titans | 2 |
| Total | 135.52 | 106.62 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 23.24 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 23.24 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 18.3 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 27.9 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 27.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 20.6 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 6.9 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 | Parker Washington - JAX | 3.8 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 15.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.9 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 1 | Will Reichard - MIN | 12 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Indianapolis Colts | 10 |
| Total | 108.64 | 113.64 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 30.92 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 25.36 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 8.8 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 8.8 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 18.8 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 19.2 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 17.3 | Keon Coleman - BUF | 9.4 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 14.3 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.9 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 7 | Matt Prater - ARI | 9 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Cleveland Browns | 6 |
| Total | 168.52 | 109.36 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | Shotgun Bob | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 8.52 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 8.52 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 | Carson Steele - KC | 8.4 |
| RB | Cam Akers - HOU | 9.9 | Zack Moss - CIN | 20.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 |
| WR | Tyler Johnson - LAR | 5 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 20.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 8.7 | Alec Pierce - IND | 5.4 |
| TE | Brenton Strange - JAX | 9.2 | Tommy Tremble - CAR | 5.9 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 1 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 8 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 |
| Total | 83.82 | 119.82 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 8.52 | Derek Carr - NO | 7.98 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 18.7 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 25.7 |
| RB | Cam Akers - HOU | 9.9 | Jordan Mason - SF | 10.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 27.6 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 26.2 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 26.2 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.9 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 46.5 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.9 | Brenton Strange - JAX | 9.2 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 6 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 0 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 12 | Las Vegas Raiders | -4 |
| Total | 131.72 | 122.38 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
