| Position | Skol! Go Yikes | Points | SemperSometimes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 8.78 | Jared Goff - DET | 8.78 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 8 | David Montgomery - DET | 17 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 5.9 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16.1 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.5 | DJ Chark - | 0 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.1 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.5 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 2.4 | Travis Kelce - KC | 1.6 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 |
| D | Houston Texans | 16 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 90.28 | 111.68 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 8.78 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 8 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 22.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.2 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 7 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 1.6 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 4.1 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 |
| D | LA Chargers | 11 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 106.48 | 94.9 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 29.5 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.6 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 10.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 8.3 | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 11.3 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 2 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 9.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 |
| D | New York Jets | 11 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 123.94 | 140.12 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.8 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| RB | Emanuel Wilson - GB | 0.9 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 14.5 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - BUF | 1.3 | Jahan Dotson - PHI | 1.6 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 4 | Alec Pierce - IND | 16.6 |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - LAC | 1.5 | George Kittle - SF | 20.6 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 0 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 20 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts | 2 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 73.3 | 148.72 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | jacksons team | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 17.22 | Brock Purdy - SF | 13.96 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 9.8 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 5.2 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 18 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 24.7 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 7.2 | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 4.1 | Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 10 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 11 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts | 2 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 96.02 | 147.36 | ||
| Winner | Team Harris |
| Position | Up!!! | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 16.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 17 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 15.2 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 27.5 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.1 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 4.9 | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 3.1 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 5.3 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.9 | Cade Otton - TB | -0.4 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 16 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 22 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 12 | Indianapolis Colts | 2 |
| Total | 128.82 | 114.8 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | SaquON & On & On & On | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 15.14 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 5.1 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 5.7 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 12.3 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 11.4 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 29 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 4.5 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 2.4 | David Njoku - CLE | 0 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | Nick Folk - TEN | 6 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 3 | New York Jets | 11 |
| Total | 85.5 | 98.84 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 16.38 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 17.6 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 3.2 | Najee Harris - PIT | 8.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.2 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 4.5 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.9 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 16.1 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 6 | Brayden Narveson - GB | 11 |
| D | LA Chargers | 11 | New York Jets | 11 |
| Total | 68.94 | 129.38 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.8 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 13.1 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 8.4 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 28.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 7.2 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 0 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 0 | Jameson Williams - DET | 14.4 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.9 | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 2.2 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 5 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 90.24 | 100.4 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | Bad at This | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.4 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - NYG | 14.5 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.4 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 7.2 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 9.8 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 7 | Jalen McMillan - TB | 3.1 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 4.2 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 17.8 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 5 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 6.8 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 6 |
| D | LA Chargers | 11 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 84.62 | 100.32 | ||
| Winner | Bad at This |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Malik Willis - GB | 12.98 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 28.5 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 13.1 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 8.2 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.7 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 10.2 |
| WR | Jalen Nailor - MIN | 14.4 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 0.9 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 4 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.7 |
| TE | Charlie Woerner - ATL | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 6 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | -1 | Indianapolis Colts | 2 |
| Total | 78.78 | 75.44 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 4.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 |
| WR | Chris Blair - ATL | 0 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 28.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.2 | Treylon Burks - TEN | 0 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 18.8 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 20 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 11 |
| D | LA Chargers | 11 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 111.64 | 102.74 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points | Shotgun Bob | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Malik Willis - GB | 12.98 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.4 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 11.4 | Davante Adams - LV | 26 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 12.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 24.7 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 2.2 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 2 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 3 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 |
| D | New York Jets | 11 | LA Chargers | 11 |
| Total | 93.28 | 113.8 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | your killin me willis | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.92 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.6 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - NYG | 14.5 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 | Nico Collins - HOU | 27.5 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 5.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.7 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 4.2 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 0 | Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 5 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 17 |
| D | LA Chargers | 11 | Baltimore Ravens | 9 |
| Total | 89.14 | 132.52 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 13.3 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 16.2 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.6 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 28.5 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 5.1 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 7.7 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 9.8 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 7.2 | Jameson Williams - DET | 14.4 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 |
| TE | Darren Waller - NYG | 0 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 7.3 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 9 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 9 | Seattle Seahawks | 5 |
| Total | 109.5 | 92.02 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 8.4 | Gus Edwards - LAC | 5.9 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.6 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 4.2 | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 2.3 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.2 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 4.6 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 10.2 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 20 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 6 |
| D | Houston Texans | 16 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 12 |
| Total | 89.3 | 101.94 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 16.38 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 17.6 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16.1 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 | Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 16.1 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 6.8 |
| K | Brayden Narveson - GB | 11 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 |
| D | New York Jets | 11 | Indianapolis Colts | 2 |
| Total | 143.58 | 117.94 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 8.4 | Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 11.3 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 18 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 27.5 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.1 |
| TE | Jordan Akins - CLE | 2 | Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 9 | New York Jets | 11 |
| Total | 110.74 | 134.32 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | Alpha Females | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16.1 | James Cook - BUF | 28.5 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 8.2 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 29.5 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 1.9 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 3.6 | Nico Collins - HOU | 27.5 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.7 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 4.6 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 9 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Houston Texans | 16 | Dallas Cowboys | -1 |
| Total | 80.94 | 123.24 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.3 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 8.1 | James Conner - ARI | 19.4 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 13.1 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 11.5 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 10.2 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 29 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 14.4 | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.5 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 0 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 7 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 | Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 0 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 12 |
| Total | 82.8 | 146.92 | ||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke |
