| Position | Up!!! | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 20.24 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 18.74 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 35.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 9.9 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 19.3 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.9 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.5 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 6.9 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 19.1 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 3.9 | Amari Cooper - BUF | 7.5 |
| TE | Austin Hooper - NE | 7.5 | Brock Bowers - LV | 31.3 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 12 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 4 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Detroit Lions | 10 |
| Total | 111.64 | 136.04 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake Maye - NE | 17.98 | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 |
| RB | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 2.8 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 31.1 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 23.4 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 18.9 |
| WR | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 0 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 19.1 |
| WR | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO | 16.7 | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 18 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 18.3 | Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 10.6 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.4 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 0 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 14 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 1 | Detroit Lions | 10 |
| Total | 97.58 | 126 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | jacksons team | Points | Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 15.84 | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 9.9 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.5 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 15 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 7.7 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - BUF | 7.5 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 9.8 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 9.4 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 21.8 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 3.3 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 10 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 |
| D | Houston Texans | 17 | Green Bay Packers | 4 |
| Total | 105.54 | 84 | ||
| Winner | jacksons team |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake Maye - NE | 17.98 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.04 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 | Najee Harris - PIT | 13.3 |
| RB | Audric Estime - DEN | 5.5 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 17.6 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 6.1 | Xavier Hutchinson - HOU | 0 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 25.1 | Alec Pierce - IND | 10.4 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 13.7 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 15 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 0 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 0 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - KC | 3 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 7 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Green Bay Packers | 4 |
| Total | 80.38 | 96.34 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.38 | Jared Goff - DET | 34.58 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 6 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.5 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 5.4 | Alexander Mattison - LV | 9.9 |
| WR | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 7.7 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 38.7 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 22.6 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 5.9 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 25.1 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 12.8 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 4.2 |
| K | John Parker Romo - MIN | 6 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 10 | Miami Dolphins | 5 |
| Total | 115.18 | 142.58 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | 0 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 10.88 |
| RB | - | 0 | Audric Estime - DEN | 5.5 |
| RB | - | 0 | David Montgomery - DET | 24.5 |
| WR | - | 0 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 5 |
| WR | - | 0 | Tank Dell - HOU | 9.8 |
| WR | - | 0 | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 0 |
| TE | - | 0 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 0 |
| K | - | 0 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | -2 |
| D | 0 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | |
| Total | 0 | 65.68 | ||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 34.58 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 0 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 24.5 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 6 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 | John Metchie III - HOU | 6.3 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 25.1 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 5.9 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 22.6 | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 0 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 28.1 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 1 | LA Chargers | -2 |
| Total | 166.68 | 50.8 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | hancocky bastards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.38 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 35.3 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 5.3 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 24.5 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 14 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 | Tank Dell - HOU | 9.8 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 12.8 | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 0 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 4.2 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 9 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Los Angeles Rams | 8 |
| Total | 136.7 | 82.48 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.38 | Jared Goff - DET | 34.58 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.2 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.5 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.5 | David Montgomery - DET | 24.5 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.9 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 25.3 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 38.7 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 14 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 7.7 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 4.2 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 |
| Total | 131.38 | 168.88 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | your killin me willis | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.38 | Will Levis - TEN | 15.6 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 35.3 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 5.3 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 9.4 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 14 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 15 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 16.8 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 18.3 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 3.1 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 28.1 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 2.1 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 |
| Total | 158.48 | 95.5 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | Bad at This | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 10.88 | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 6 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.5 | David Montgomery - DET | 24.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.9 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 5.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 38.7 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 6.1 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO | 16.7 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 3.3 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 0 |
| K | John Parker Romo - MIN | 6 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Miami Dolphins | 5 |
| Total | 89.78 | 125.1 | ||
| Winner | Bad at This |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 20.24 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.38 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 10.3 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 5.4 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 31.1 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 38.7 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 2.7 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 5.8 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 7.7 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 25.1 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 15.1 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 19.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 4.2 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 5 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 10 | Detroit Lions | 10 |
| Total | 139.24 | 112.58 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Scrantonicity 6 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 18.74 | Josh Allen - BUF | 23.98 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 35.3 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 35.3 | Chase Brown - CIN | 19.3 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 19.1 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 26.5 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.9 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 21.8 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 19.1 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 4 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Minnesota Vikings | 12 |
| Total | 157.54 | 165.68 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 10.88 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 5.3 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 8.6 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 23.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 19.3 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 19.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 14.1 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 14 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 38.7 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 9.8 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 8.8 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 0 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 9 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Green Bay Packers | 4 |
| Total | 106.9 | 116.38 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 23.64 | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 7 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 23.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 19.3 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - BAL | 0 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 13.2 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 19 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 25.3 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 9.8 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.9 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 4.2 | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 28.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | -2 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 12 | Houston Texans | 17 |
| Total | 111.04 | 133.7 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Anthony Richardson - IND | 28.08 | Derek Carr - NO | 18.72 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 6 | Audric Estime - DEN | 5.5 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.5 | Najee Harris - PIT | 13.3 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 4.7 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 10.9 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 16.9 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 7.7 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 3.9 | Mike Williams - PIT | 0 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 7.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 0 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 7 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 9 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Los Angeles Rams | 8 |
| Total | 88.88 | 73.12 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 20.24 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 16.06 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 4.9 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 5.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 28.6 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 5.8 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 18.3 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 8.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 8.8 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 5.7 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 2.1 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 | Nick Folk - TEN | 8 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Los Angeles Rams | 8 |
| Total | 97.94 | 78.56 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | Skol! Go Yikes | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.88 | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 7 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 18.7 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 5.4 | AJ Dillon - GB | 0 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 25.3 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 0 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 0 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 5 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 26.2 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 19.1 | David Njoku - CLE | 19.1 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 24 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 9 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Green Bay Packers | 4 |
| Total | 119.48 | 83.3 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.04 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.04 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.6 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 18.9 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 2.7 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 19.3 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 26.5 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 26.5 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 15 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 21.8 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 9.4 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 16.8 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 0 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 7.2 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 5 | Joshua Karty - LAR | 3 |
| D | Houston Texans | 17 | Green Bay Packers | 4 |
| Total | 119.24 | 146.54 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - PIT | 6.3 | Brock Purdy - SF | 18.36 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.5 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 5 | James Cook - BUF | 19.7 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 16.9 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.8 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 9.8 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 25.1 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 18.3 | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 4.1 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 3.3 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 3.3 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 9 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 4 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 4 | Green Bay Packers | 4 |
| Total | 93.1 | 107.26 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
