| Position | Bad at This | Points | hancocky bastards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.68 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 14.2 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 12.1 | Rachaad White - TB | 19 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 3.2 | George Pickens - PIT | 20.5 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 0 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 5.3 |
| TE | Theo Johnson - NYG | 7.7 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | Kansas City Chiefs | 7 |
| Total | 58.14 | 113.88 | ||
| Winner | hancocky bastards |
| Position | jacksons team | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 5.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 8.7 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 16.4 |
| WR | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 3.7 | George Pickens - PIT | 20.5 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 | Hunter Henry - NE | 2.4 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 15 | Zane Gonzalez - WAS | 11 |
| D | 0 | Atlanta Falcons | -1 | |
| Total | 77.38 | 86.14 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 8.6 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 14.1 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 10.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 7.2 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 16.4 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 18.8 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 10.7 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 8 | Jake Moody - SF | 9 |
| D | New York Giants | 3 | San Francisco 49ers | 4 |
| Total | 110.22 | 91.44 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 28.74 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 17.7 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 8.5 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 17 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 8.4 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 9.6 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 16.3 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 | Trey McBride - ARI | 11.1 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 3 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | Philadelphia Eagles | 20 |
| Total | 112.44 | 109.58 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | Green Bowl Packers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.72 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 17 | James Conner - ARI | 22.3 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 8.7 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 16.4 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 | Evan Engram - JAX | 10 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 9 | Minnesota Vikings | 15 |
| Total | 113.22 | 119.22 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 32.9 | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 29.4 |
| RB | Emari Demercado - ARI | 2.2 | Chase Brown - CIN | 22.4 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 15 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11.8 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 9.4 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 9.5 | Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 8 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 3 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 17 | Philadelphia Eagles | 20 |
| Total | 135.6 | 143.32 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.54 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 11.2 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 18.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Drake London - ATL | 17.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 4.9 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 18 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 3 |
| D | 0 | Atlanta Falcons | -1 | |
| Total | 107.92 | 92.34 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 18.2 | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 29.4 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 12.1 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 14.7 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 7 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | Minnesota Vikings | 15 |
| Total | 133 | 115.62 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
| Position | your killin me willis | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 14.2 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 17 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Rachaad White - TB | 19 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 25.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 16.4 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 4.9 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 | Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | Chicago Bears | 3 |
| Total | 105.38 | 122.72 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.54 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 |
| RB | Roschon Johnson - CHI | 1.1 | David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 7.4 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11.8 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 |
| WR | Xavier Legette - CAR | 7 | Sterling Shepard - TB | 2 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 | Trey McBride - ARI | 11.1 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | Philadelphia Eagles | 20 |
| Total | 76.58 | 103.64 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Skol! Go Yikes | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 4.04 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 19.76 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 8.5 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 5.7 | - | 0 |
| WR | Mason Tipton - NO | 0 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 5.4 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 15.6 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | LA Chargers | 10 |
| Total | 62.54 | 88.66 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 33.72 | Cooper Rush - DAL | -2 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 22.3 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 8.1 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 4.4 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 55.4 | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 3.7 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 4.6 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 8.3 | Robert Woods - HOU | 1.1 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 18.8 | Will Dissly - LAC | 8 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 15 | Spencer Shrader - NYJ | 7 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | Tennessee Titans | 0 |
| Total | 188.02 | 34.9 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 15.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 11.2 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 17 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 8.5 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 9.8 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 0 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 10.8 | Noah Brown - WAS | 6.3 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 9.4 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 14.7 | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 10 | Philadelphia Eagles | 20 |
| Total | 113.04 | 80.08 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 12.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 10.3 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 9.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 3.7 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 7.2 |
| TE | Josh Oliver - MIN | 9.2 | Trey McBride - ARI | 11.1 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 8 | Joey Slye - NE | 13 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | Chicago Bears | 3 |
| Total | 108.72 | 76.84 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 17 | David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 5.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 9.8 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 10.5 | George Kittle - SF | 14.7 |
| K | Chad Ryland - ARI | 7 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | Minnesota Vikings | 15 |
| Total | 84.08 | 100.44 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.68 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 29.4 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 22.4 | Najee Harris - PIT | 11.3 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 20.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 11.7 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 | Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 |
| D | New York Giants | 3 | Chicago Bears | 3 |
| Total | 108.04 | 138.78 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 7.8 | Josh Allen - BUF | 18.2 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 12.1 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 17.7 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 7.5 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.4 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 7.2 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 |
| WR | Mack Hollins - BUF | 12.6 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 3.3 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 | Harrison Butker - KC | 10 |
| D | New York Giants | 3 | New York Giants | 3 |
| Total | 66.9 | 88.8 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 10.24 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 22.3 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 12.1 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 17.7 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 12.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 15 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 7.2 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 8.3 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11.8 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 | Taysom Hill - NO | 7 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 12 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | LA Chargers | 10 |
| Total | 98.24 | 99.44 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 28.74 | Josh Allen - BUF | 18.2 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 0 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 12.1 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 0 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 17 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 0 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 0 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 16.3 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 0 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 4 | Jake Moody - SF | 9 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 0 | Detroit Lions | 10 |
| Total | 41.84 | 117.3 | ||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.68 | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 18.1 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 15.5 | James Cook - BUF | 15.5 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.4 | Mike Williams - PIT | 10.2 |
| WR | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 4.4 | George Pickens - PIT | 20.5 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 20.4 | Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | Jake Bates - DET | 12 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 20 | Chicago Bears | 3 |
| Total | 131.88 | 117.22 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
