| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | The Hyrule Koroks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 21.3 | Justin Fields - PIT | 11.94 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 14.1 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 12.4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 7.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 10 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 1.8 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 | Nico Collins - HOU | 17.7 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 4.5 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 2.1 |
| K | Brayden Narveson - GB | 10 | Matt Gay - IND | 0 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | New Orleans Saints | 16 |
| Total | 112.2 | 91.94 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Kingpins of Crime | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 16.4 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 18.66 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 16.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 18.3 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.3 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 10.8 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 13.2 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 9.4 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 17.7 | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 10 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 11.6 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 8 | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.5 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4 | Los Angeles Rams | 3 |
| Total | 96.2 | 105.56 | ||
| Winner | jacksons team |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 14.68 | Josh Allen - BUF | 31.18 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 3.9 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 11.9 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.3 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 | Mike Evans - TB | 23.1 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 3.5 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 3.9 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 13.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 16.2 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.5 | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.5 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - IND | 3 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 |
| Total | 69.38 | 116.68 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 18.62 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 17.9 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 1.4 | Chase Brown - CIN | 5.3 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 14.7 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 18.7 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - BUF | 3.5 | Christian Watson - GB | 10.3 |
| WR | Jalin Hyatt - NYG | 0 | Jameson Williams - DET | 24.4 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.8 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.7 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 9 | Jake Bates - DET | 8 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 7 | San Francisco 49ers | 7 |
| Total | 86.96 | 121.02 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 26.08 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 | James Cook - BUF | 13.3 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 22.9 | Zamir White - LV | 4.6 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 4 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - JAX | 9.2 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 13.2 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 3.9 | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 5.6 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 5.8 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.7 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 26 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 |
| Total | 142.66 | 83.48 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 18.62 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 16.6 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 5 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 5.9 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 8.2 | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 6.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 7.1 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.8 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.7 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | Minnesota Vikings | 21 |
| Total | 122.96 | 123.62 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
| Position | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 8.06 | Justin Fields - PIT | 11.94 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 | Rachaad White - TB | 16.6 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 3.8 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 10.2 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 23.1 | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.9 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 3.9 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 3.6 |
| WR | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 5.6 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 7.8 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 4.6 | Johnny Mundt - MIN | 3.5 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 | Jake Moody - SF | 26 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | New Orleans Saints | 16 |
| Total | 88.06 | 104.54 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 11.38 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 14.62 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 11.9 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 4.6 | Zack Moss - CIN | 14.1 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 4.3 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 2.5 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 13.5 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 16.2 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 6.9 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 15.9 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 4.5 | David Njoku - CLE | 8.4 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 17 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 26 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 |
| Total | 100.08 | 109.72 | ||
| Winner | Team Harris |
| Position | SaquON & On & On & On | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 1.4 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 5.3 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 18.9 |
| WR | Noah Brown - WAS | 0 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 11.5 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 17.3 | Mike Evans - TB | 23.1 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 13.2 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 9.4 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 3.2 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 1.6 |
| K | Cade York - WAS | 0 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 |
| D | New York Giants | 5 | Seattle Seahawks | 11 |
| Total | 75.06 | 139.06 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 4.94 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 18.66 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 13.3 | Blake Corum - LAR | 0 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - NYG | 9.2 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 16.1 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 3.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 13.6 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.9 | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 |
| WR | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 5.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.4 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 4.8 | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.5 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | San Francisco 49ers | 7 |
| Total | 60.84 | 101.56 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 14.62 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 26.08 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 4 | Gus Edwards - LAC | 3.8 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 3.8 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 18.9 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 7.8 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 3.9 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 3.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 13.5 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 3.5 | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 |
| TE | Chigoziem Okonkwo - | 0 | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.8 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 11 | Seattle Seahawks | 11 |
| Total | 54.32 | 109.28 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 14.18 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.6 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 18.9 |
| RB | Zamir White - LV | 4.6 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 12.1 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 10.3 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.4 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 24.4 | Nico Collins - HOU | 17.7 |
| WR | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 5.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 13.5 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 1.6 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 4.6 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | 8 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 3 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 7 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 13 |
| Total | 86.28 | 127.86 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 10.36 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 13.3 | James Cook - BUF | 13.3 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.3 | Gus Edwards - LAC | 3.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 3.6 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 14.5 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - JAX | 9.2 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 7.9 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 7.1 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 11.6 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 1.6 | Cam Grandy - CIN | 0 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 26 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 11 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 11 | Denver Broncos | 10 |
| Total | 85.46 | 101.76 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 8.06 | Jared Goff - DET | 11.38 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 17.9 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 5 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 4.8 | Mike Evans - TB | 23.1 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 21.9 | Jameson Williams - DET | 24.4 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 17.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 11.4 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 4.5 | Cade Otton - TB | 1.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Jake Moody - SF | 26 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 26 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4 |
| Total | 113.96 | 138.58 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | SemperSometimes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 18.66 | Derek Carr - NO | 21.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 19.3 | Rachaad White - TB | 16.6 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 32 | Chris Olave - NO | 3.1 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 17.7 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 4.3 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 5.9 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.2 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 8.4 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 2.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Jake Bates - DET | 8 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 11 | New Orleans Saints | 16 |
| Total | 146.96 | 105.6 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - PIT | 11.94 | Jared Goff - DET | 11.38 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 22 | Jordan Mason - SF | 22.2 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - LV | 16.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 18.3 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 18.7 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 4.3 |
| WR | Kalif Raymond - DET | 1.2 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 12 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 2.5 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 18.7 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 3.4 | George Kittle - SF | 8 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 9 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 1 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 11 | San Francisco 49ers | 7 |
| Total | 95.94 | 102.88 | ||
| Winner | Up!!! |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 18.62 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 29.66 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18.9 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 18.9 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 3.8 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 22.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 23.1 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 3.7 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 3.9 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 13.2 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 14.7 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 7.9 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.7 | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.5 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 26 | Jake Moody - SF | 26 |
| D | New York Giants | 5 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 |
| Total | 120.72 | 127.76 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 28.16 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 25.12 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.3 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 18.9 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 18.9 |
| WR | Braxton Berrios - MIA | 0 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 21.9 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 11.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 13.5 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - TEN | 4.8 | DJ Moore - CHI | 10 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 5.8 | Trey McBride - ARI | 8 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 6 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 |
| D | LA Chargers | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 |
| Total | 93.56 | 123.22 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
