| Position | Titan Your Butthole | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 14.3 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 2.7 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 10.7 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.4 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 22 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 6 | Nico Collins - HOU | 14.4 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.7 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 10 | Nick Folk - TEN | 11 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 12 | Cleveland Browns | 23 |
| Total | 95.94 | 144.84 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | lansing leopards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 12.42 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 14.3 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 11 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 2.6 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 17.2 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 19 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.6 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.9 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 8.6 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 28.1 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 8 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 |
| D | New England Patriots | 4 | New Orleans Saints | 12 |
| Total | 111.46 | 144.22 | ||
| Winner | lansing leopards |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 19 | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 27.9 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 14.3 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 7.9 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 5.5 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 22 | Christian Watson - GB | 4.7 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 13.5 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 0 | Josh Downs - IND | 2 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 4.4 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 11 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 14 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 4 | New Orleans Saints | 12 |
| Total | 118.4 | 87.14 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.48 | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 18.96 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 11 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 27.9 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 22.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.9 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 2 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 5.2 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 17 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 22.1 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 19 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 14 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 23 | Cleveland Browns | 23 |
| Total | 138.48 | 152.26 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Just the tip Jefferson | Points | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 18.96 | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 21.8 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 22.9 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 6.6 |
| WR | Charlie Jones - CIN | 0 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 13.5 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 1.9 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 7.4 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.1 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 20.62 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 17 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 11 | Matt Gay - IND | 11 |
| D | LA Chargers | 26 | New Orleans Saints | 12 |
| Total | 133.48 | 114.64 | ||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson |
| Position | The Realest | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 21.8 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 5.5 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.9 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.9 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 22 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.1 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 6.8 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 20.62 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 8 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 |
| D | New England Patriots | 4 | Baltimore Ravens | 15 |
| Total | 126.46 | 149.06 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points | CobbSlobbers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 | Josh Allen - BUF | 24.72 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.8 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 11 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 1.7 | Tank Dell - HOU | 29.6 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 10.2 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 8 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 14 |
| D | New York Giants | -1 | Baltimore Ravens | 15 |
| Total | 104.36 | 141.82 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 17.7 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 7.14 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 7.9 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 11.7 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 17.3 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 19 | DJ Moore - CHI | 5.4 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.6 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.4 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 0 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 3.8 | C.J. Uzomah - NYJ | 3.1 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 11 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 23 | LA Chargers | 26 |
| Total | 119.1 | 95.54 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | AR5 Fan Club | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 | Gardner Minshew - IND | 9.58 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 7.9 | Pierre Strong Jr. - CLE | 1.2 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 8.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 3.8 | Chris Godwin - TB | 3.6 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.6 | Michael Thomas - NO | 0 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.6 | Deonte Harty - BUF | 0 |
| TE | Darren Waller - NYG | 0 | Taysom Hill - NO | 20.62 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 11 | Harrison Butker - KC | 3 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts | 27 | Cleveland Browns | 23 |
| Total | 128.66 | 78.9 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Scrantonicity 5 | Points | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 41.8 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 19 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 2.7 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 2.6 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 5.9 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 2.1 | Mike Evans - TB | 12.7 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.2 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.2 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.6 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.3 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 12.6 | Trey McBride - ARI | 5.2 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 6 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 11 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 23 | New Orleans Saints | 12 |
| Total | 118.8 | 87 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | The Hens | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 5.3 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 5.5 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 8.6 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 3.4 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 22 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 13.9 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 11 | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 8 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 4 | New York Giants | -1 |
| Total | 99.34 | 110.44 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | Kingpins Of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 | - | |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21 | - | |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 5.9 | - | |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 6.8 | - | |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 | - | |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 14.4 | - | |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 8 | - | |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 | - | |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 23 | ||
| Total | 128.06 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Lannisters |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.36 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 11 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 10.7 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.8 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 28.1 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE | 11.1 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.7 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 28.1 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 3.6 | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 20.62 | Cade Otton - TB | 23 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 10 | Chad Ryland - NE | 6 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 12 | Baltimore Ravens | 15 |
| Total | 133.18 | 150.66 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | team web | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 22.32 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.48 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 0 | James Cook - BUF | 7.9 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 4.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 0 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 7.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 28.1 | Tank Dell - HOU | 29.6 |
| WR | DJ Chark Jr. - CAR | 8.9 | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 |
| TE | C.J. Uzomah - NYJ | 3.1 | Taysom Hill - NO | 20.62 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 0 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 6 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 5 | Las Vegas Raiders | 18 |
| Total | 77.42 | 116.6 | ||
| Winner | skol! go yikes |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Gardner Minshew - IND | 9.58 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.48 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 10.7 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 12.7 | Rachaad White - TB | 27.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 6.8 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 19 | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.7 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.5 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 19 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 12 | Atlanta Falcons | 8 |
| Total | 115.18 | 126.88 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Love Me Sexy | Points | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 22.32 | Bryce Young - CAR | 9.02 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 14.3 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - BAL | 17.2 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 10.7 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 1.9 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 12.5 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 1.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 19 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.7 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 3.8 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 | Matt Gay - IND | 11 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 12 | Las Vegas Raiders | 18 |
| Total | 104.12 | 109.52 | ||
| Winner | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 | Gardner Minshew - IND | 9.58 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.8 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 10.7 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 12.6 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 22 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.6 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 5.2 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.3 | Rondale Moore - ARI | 1.8 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 12.6 | Trey McBride - ARI | 5.2 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 3 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 11 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 12 | Dallas Cowboys | 4 |
| Total | 104.34 | 90.88 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 41.8 | Derek Carr - NO | 16.74 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 21.8 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 22.9 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 5.5 |
| WR | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 14.6 | Chris Olave - NO | 16.6 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.9 | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.5 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 0 | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.7 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 13.9 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | Jason Myers - SEA | 3 |
| D | New England Patriots | 4 | Atlanta Falcons | 8 |
| Total | 147.9 | 90.74 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
