| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 11.38 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 29.8 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7 | Rachaad White - TB | 17.9 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 7 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 16 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 | DJ Moore - CHI | 9.5 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 16.5 | Davante Adams - LV | 2.1 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 20.8 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 16.4 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 16 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 1 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | -3 | LA Chargers | 10 |
| Total | 123.8 | 114.18 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.02 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.3 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 29.4 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 14.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 17.3 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 23.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 6.9 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 0 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 7.6 | Darren Waller - NYG | 1.4 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 16 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 6 | Miami Dolphins | 8 |
| Total | 137.22 | 113.3 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 21.38 | Jared Goff - DET | 12.68 |
| RB | Cam Akers - MIN | 9.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 12.2 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 16.8 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 12.9 | Davante Adams - LV | 2.1 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 10.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 4.2 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 17.5 | Michael Mayer - LV | 2.9 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 2 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 12 | Detroit Lions | 14 |
| Total | 114.18 | 101.38 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | CobbSlobbers | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 12.68 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.02 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.3 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 16.2 |
| RB | Royce Freeman - LAR | 10.4 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 20 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 7 | DJ Moore - CHI | 9.5 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.6 | Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI | 0 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | 4.1 | Jameson Williams - DET | 3.6 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 25.5 | David Njoku - CLE | 17.7 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 13 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 1 |
| D | New York Jets | 10 | Detroit Lions | 14 |
| Total | 113.58 | 106.02 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.02 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 21.76 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 15.8 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 6.5 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 11.5 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 9.6 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 14.9 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 2.9 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.6 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 25.2 | Tank Dell - HOU | 6.1 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.7 | Evan Engram - JAX | 16.8 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 7 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | Seattle Seahawks | 8 |
| Total | 115.72 | 122.66 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.06 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 13.7 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 13.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 6.9 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 6.9 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 6.3 | Michael Thomas - NO | 10.8 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 24.3 | Christian Watson - GB | 6.3 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.7 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 7.6 |
| K | Riley Patterson - DET | 17 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 1 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | Baltimore Ravens | 6 |
| Total | 150.86 | 95.1 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | The Realest | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 29.06 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.02 |
| RB | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 5.6 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 4.3 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 29.8 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 4.6 |
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 12.6 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 11.9 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 33 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 24.3 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 11.8 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 16.4 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 9 | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 6 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 153.66 | 117.72 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Just the tip Jefferson | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.98 | Desmond Ridder - ATL | 3.44 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23.3 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - CAR | 0 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 29.4 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 15.9 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 24.3 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 6.9 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 2.9 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 11.8 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 20.8 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 6.5 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 2 | Seattle Seahawks | 8 |
| Total | 105.08 | 124.24 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.98 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23.3 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 16.2 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.3 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 29.4 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 16 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 7.3 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 12.9 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 14.3 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 10.8 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 24.3 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 |
| D | LA Chargers | 10 | Detroit Lions | 14 |
| Total | 136.9 | 145.18 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 | Mac Jones - NE | 12.24 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Craig Reynolds - DET | 7.6 | Jamaal Williams - NO | 4.8 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 14.9 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.6 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 7 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 33 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 9.6 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 21.4 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 2.5 | Hayden Hurst - CAR | 0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 1 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 1 |
| D | New York Jets | 10 | LA Chargers | 10 |
| Total | 72.5 | 95.64 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 29.06 | Jared Goff - DET | 12.68 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 8.3 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 29.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 33 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 10.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.6 | Chris Olave - NO | 9.6 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 17.5 | Hunter Henry - NE | 5.8 |
| K | Lucas Havrisik - LAR | 7 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 2 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 4 | Miami Dolphins | 8 |
| Total | 124.86 | 121.88 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | team web | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tyson Bagent - CHI | 11.18 | - | |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 6.7 | - | |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 15.8 | - | |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 14.3 | - | |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 14.9 | - | |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 10.9 | - | |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 20.8 | - | |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 1 | - | |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 6 | ||
| Total | 101.58 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Adam Schefter's Sources |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 30.98 | Tyson Bagent - CHI | 11.18 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 10.7 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 5.7 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 4.9 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 7.3 | Michael Thomas - NO | 10.8 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 11.8 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 14.3 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 16.5 | Elijah Moore - CLE | 5 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 6.5 | Taysom Hill - NO | 22.46 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 13 | Harrison Butker - KC | 11 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 4 | Miami Dolphins | 8 |
| Total | 106.48 | 92.24 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 6.7 | Miles Sanders - CAR | 0 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 33 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 17.3 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 7 | Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 |
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 12.6 | Michael Gallup - DAL | 4 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 23.9 | Luke Musgrave - GB | 2.9 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 6 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 12 |
| Total | 136 | 105.2 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.98 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 21.76 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 4.6 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 27 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 6.7 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 29.4 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 5.4 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 41 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 10.5 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 6.9 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 21.4 | Rashee Rice - KC | 9.6 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 2.5 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.7 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 11 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 12 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 86.08 | 164.36 | ||
| Winner | skol! go yikes |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 5.6 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.02 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 21.3 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 13.7 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 4.3 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 25.2 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 25.1 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 2.9 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 5.4 | Chris Godwin - TB | 17.8 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 23.9 | George Kittle - SF | 23.9 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 10 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 1 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 122.8 | 148.02 | ||
| Winner | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Titan Your Butthole | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.9 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 11.98 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 25.9 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 4.6 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 6.7 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 9.2 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 17.6 | DJ Moore - CHI | 9.5 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 10.5 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 25.2 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - ATL | 2.3 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 7.6 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | Seattle Seahawks | 8 |
| Total | 80.1 | 119.68 | ||
| Winner | Titan Your Butthole |
| Position | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 12.68 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 24.02 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23.3 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 4.6 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 29.9 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 29.4 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 2.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 9.5 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 25.2 | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 24.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 9.5 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.6 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 11.8 | Hayden Hurst - CAR | 0 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 11 | Blake Grupe - NO | 8 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 8 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 133.48 | 118.92 | ||
| Winner | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined |
