| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | lansing leopards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 14.24 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 14.24 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 | AJ Dillon - GB | 3.3 |
| RB | Samaje Perine - DEN | 4.4 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 14.8 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 27.9 | Brandon Johnson - DEN | 3.2 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - PIT | 6.4 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 8.9 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 17.1 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 4.2 | Evan Engram - JAX | 13.7 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 12 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 5 |
| D | New York Jets | 2 | Dallas Cowboys | -2 |
| Total | 89.24 | 82.34 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 22.9 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 8.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 27.9 |
| WR | Josh Reynolds - DET | 0 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 7 |
| WR | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 4.1 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.8 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 9.8 | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.7 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 | Jake Moody - SF | 12 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 | Cleveland Browns | 14 |
| Total | 95.48 | 131.48 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 15.1 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 17.5 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 5.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.4 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 4.2 | Travis Kelce - KC | 19.9 |
| K | Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | Jake Moody - SF | 12 |
| D | New England Patriots | 11 | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 |
| Total | 123.18 | 147.78 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 20.3 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 28.18 |
| RB | Matt Breida - NYG | 10.8 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 8.5 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.1 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 45.46 |
| WR | Nelson Agholor - BAL | 7.9 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.6 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 17 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 8.7 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 7.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC | 12 |
| D | New York Jets | 2 | Jacksonville Jaguars | -4 |
| Total | 101.3 | 153.74 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Just the tip Jefferson | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 14.36 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11 | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 45.46 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.1 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 11 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.7 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 6 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 2.6 |
| K | Anders Carlson - GB | 4 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 4 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 | New York Jets | 2 |
| Total | 128.04 | 87.26 | ||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson |
| Position | skol! go yikes | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 18.5 | Josh Allen - BUF | 21.32 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 3.7 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 45.2 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 7 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.6 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 0 | Robert Woods - HOU | 6.4 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0.9 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 17.2 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 8.7 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 2.6 |
| K | Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 |
| D | New England Patriots | 11 | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 |
| Total | 79.1 | 144.02 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 |
| RB | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 5.1 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 17.2 | Mike Williams - LAC | 25.1 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.1 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 10.6 |
| TE | Adam Trautman - DEN | 0 | Taysom Hill - NO | 3.1 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 8 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 6 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts | 8 | Baltimore Ravens | 7 |
| Total | 77.86 | 111.88 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 14.36 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - BAL | 5.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7.2 | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 0 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 25.1 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 | Josh Reynolds - DET | 0 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 9.1 | Adam Trautman - DEN | 0 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 15 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 4 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 31 | Tennessee Titans | 5 |
| Total | 119.36 | 93.28 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points | Titan Your Butthole | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 2.4 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 15.1 |
| RB | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 17.5 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 11.8 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.6 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 10.6 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 11 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 2.6 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 |
| K | Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 6 | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 |
| Total | 69.46 | 140.16 | ||
| Winner | Titan Your Butthole |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | The Realest | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 18.02 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 3.5 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 15.1 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.1 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 7 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 13.1 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 6.8 |
| WR | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 4.1 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.4 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 13.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 19.9 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 4 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 2 | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 |
| Total | 81.02 | 119.68 | ||
| Winner | The Realest |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | CobbSlobbers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 |
| RB | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 14 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 12.2 | Skyy Moore - KC | 8.2 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 | DJ Moore - CHI | 13.1 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 30.7 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 2.1 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 1.9 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 5 | Brett Maher - LAR | 11 |
| D | New England Patriots | 11 | New England Patriots | 11 |
| Total | 102.28 | 123.36 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | team web | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 24.26 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.04 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7.2 | Aaron Jones - GB | 0 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 0 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 8.2 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.1 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 25.1 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 7 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 15.4 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 | Evan Engram - JAX | 13.7 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | 13 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 5 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 31 | Baltimore Ravens | 7 |
| Total | 177.16 | 76.34 | ||
| Winner | Lannisters |
| Position | Kirk Cochainz | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.04 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | AJ Dillon - GB | 3.3 |
| RB | Tony Jones - ARI | 9.2 | Matt Breida - NYG | 10.8 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 17.2 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 25.1 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.4 |
| WR | Braxton Berrios - MIA | 5.3 | Elijah Moore - CLE | 11.8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 | Adam Trautman - DEN | 0 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 6 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 6 |
| D | New England Patriots | 11 | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 |
| Total | 129.66 | 73.84 | ||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz |
| Position | Love Me Sexy | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 20.3 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 8.2 |
| RB | Chris Evans - CIN | 0 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 8.5 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 6.8 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.2 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - BUF | 10.3 | Nico Collins - HOU | 5.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 15.4 | Chris Godwin - TB | 8.2 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 8.7 |
| K | Brett Maher - LAR | 11 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 0 |
| Total | 117.3 | 82.88 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 15.1 | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 |
| RB | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 27.9 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.2 | River Cracraft - MIA | 2.3 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.1 | Mike Williams - LAC | 25.1 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 13.1 | Durham Smythe - MIA | 2.5 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 4 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 | Baltimore Ravens | 7 |
| Total | 120.38 | 127.78 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 18.02 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 3.7 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 45.2 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 | Samaje Perine - DEN | 4.4 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 12.2 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 45.46 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 25.1 | Drake London - ATL | 5.1 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.2 | Allen Robinson II - PIT | 6.4 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.7 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 7.5 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 11 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 19 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | -2 | Jacksonville Jaguars | -4 |
| Total | 100.72 | 154.74 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Desmond Ridder - ATL | 6.34 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 8.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 |
| RB | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 7.4 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 22.9 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 11.8 | DJ Moore - CHI | 13.1 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 1.6 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 45.46 |
| WR | Parris Campbell - NYG | 8.4 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 15.4 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 19.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 13.8 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 11 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 10 | Seattle Seahawks | 2 |
| Total | 84.94 | 154.54 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 | Geno Smith - SEA | 15.44 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 22.9 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 8.5 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.1 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 10.6 | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0.9 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 2.6 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 13.1 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 12 | Dallas Cowboys | -2 |
| Total | 124.58 | 93.14 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
