2023-24 Week 2

Position Lannisters Points Freakofnature Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 Jordan Love - GB 20.34
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 19.9 Khalil Herbert - CHI 6.8
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 15 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 25.3 Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 8 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Evan McPherson - CIN 6
D New Orleans Saints 9 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 134.46 97.44
Winner Lannisters
Position Pay Day Gray Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 7.5 Jalen Hurts - PHI 25.22
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 7.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 13 Riley Patterson - DET 7
D New England Patriots 4 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 78.5 160.42
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Hens Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 22.2 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Zack Moss - IND 20.7
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 8.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 30.1 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 Graham Gano - NYG 7
D San Francisco 49ers 4 Miami Dolphins 11
Total 146.3 140.64
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 Kirk Cousins - MIN 28.56
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 Javonte Williams - DEN 7.8
RB Rachaad White - TB 21.3 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 10.3 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Calvin Ridley - JAX 5.2
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 4.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6
K Matt Prater - ARI 9 Riley Patterson - DET 7
D Houston Texans -2 Philadelphia Eagles 6
Total 108.64 136.36
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Dez Still Caught It Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 6.72 Jared Goff - DET 22.92
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9
WR Michael Thomas - NO 12.5 Mike Williams - LAC 16.6
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Chris Godwin - TB 10.8
WR Nico Collins - HOU 27.6 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3
K Jake Moody - SF 14 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18
D New York Giants -2 Denver Broncos 0
Total 104.02 115.32
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 14.74 Jared Goff - DET 22.92
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 James Cook - BUF 19.9
RB James Conner - ARI 16.6 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 21.96
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Nick Folk - TEN 10
D Denver Broncos 0 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 92.94 148.58
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6 Josh Allen - BUF 23.66
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 James Cook - BUF 19.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Robert Woods - HOU 13.4
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D New York Giants -2 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 83 157.56
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 Joe Burrow - CIN 15.38
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 Mack Hollins - ATL 9
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 Gerald Everett - LAC 7.7
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D New Orleans Saints 9 Chicago Bears -1
Total 78.04 83.88
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Kirk Cochainz Points lansing leopards Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Jordan Love - GB 20.34
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 12.6
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Allen Robinson II - PIT 3.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 21.96
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 7.4 Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3
K Graham Gano - NYG 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D New York Giants -2 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 99.24 153.7
Winner lansing leopards
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Gamecocks Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Mac Jones - NE 13.74
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 6.2 AJ Dillon - GB 7.3
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 5.5 Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 3.5 Dalton Schultz - HOU 7.4
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Jake Moody - SF 14
D Atlanta Falcons 3 Green Bay Packers 0
Total 98.54 88.04
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position CobbSlobbers Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Josh Allen - BUF 23.66
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 12.2 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 1.8 Mike Evans - TB 29.1
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 1.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Dawson Knox - BUF 10
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Chase McLaughlin - TB 9
D Dallas Cowboys 16 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 92.14 147.86
Winner Endzone Jones
Position The Funks Points The Realest Points
QB Ryan Tannehill - TEN 21.04 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 14.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 0 Chris Godwin - TB 10.8
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 20.3 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 25.3
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Chris Boswell - PIT 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL 13
D New York Giants -2 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 123.74 163.24
Winner The Realest
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.98
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.5
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3
WR Chris Godwin - TB 10.8 Tyreek Hill - MIA 15
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Marquise Brown - ARI 17.4
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 9.2 Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3 Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 4
D New Orleans Saints 9 Las Vegas Raiders -6
Total 114.16 73.08
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position Drew Crew Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 22.92 Mac Jones - NE 13.74
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2 Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 AJ Dillon - GB 7.3
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 David Bell - CLE 5.7
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1 Kadarius Toney - KC 8.8
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
TE Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3 Taysom Hill - NO 8.72
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Jake Moody - SF 14
D Dallas Cowboys 16 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19
Total 142.82 108.76
Winner Drew Crew
Position Titan Your Butthole Points team web Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 20.34 Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 12.6 Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1
WR Nico Collins - HOU 27.6 -
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Hayden Hurst - CAR 5
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 10 -
D Denver Broncos 0 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 126.74 61.4
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position The Good Guys Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Anthony Richardson - IND 17.74 Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6
RB David Montgomery - DET 12.4 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 29.1 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1
WR Mike Williams - LAC 16.6 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.4 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 Hunter Henry - NE 17.2
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 0 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9
D New Orleans Saints 9 New Orleans Saints 9
Total 112.24 91.1
Winner The Good Guys
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Skid Marks Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 18.38 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 28 Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7
RB Justice Hill - BAL 8.3 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Robert Woods - HOU 13.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.4
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D Houston Texans -2 Buffalo Bills 11
Total 134.48 128.84
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Justin Fields - CHI 14.74
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.5
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 5.5
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 25.9 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 7.3
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 8.3 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 1.2
K Chad Ryland - NE 6 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D New York Giants -2 Denver Broncos 0
Total 131.94 104.74
Winner AR5 Fan Club