| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 20.52 | Gardner Minshew - IND | 14.1 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 19.8 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 |
| WR | Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA | 5 | Drake London - ATL | 29.2 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 1.8 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 34 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 5.9 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 15.2 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 14.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.2 |
| K | Blake Grupe - NO | 3 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 |
| D | Houston Texans | 5 | New Orleans Saints | 18 |
| Total | 96.32 | 160.5 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 24.72 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 8.88 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 3.9 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 11.5 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 16.6 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.2 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 5.7 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 25.4 | Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA | 5 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.2 | Braxton Berrios - MIA | 3.3 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 7.1 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 7 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | -1 | Nick Folk - TEN | 8 |
| D | Houston Texans | 5 | Philadelphia Eagles | 9 |
| Total | 117.62 | 67.38 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 15.46 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 8.88 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 6.6 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 |
| RB | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 17.8 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 21.5 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 5.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.2 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 | DeVante Parker - NE | 0 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 12.8 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 12.7 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 14.7 | Travis Kelce - KC | 14.3 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 22 | Harrison Butker - KC | 5 |
| D | New Orleans Saints | 18 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 |
| Total | 119.46 | 95.88 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jake Browning - CIN | 23.7 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 9.1 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 8.8 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 12.1 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 9.2 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 9.2 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 |
| WR | Skyy Moore - KC | 0 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 |
| WR | Josh Reynolds - DET | 13.4 | Davante Adams - LV | 12.3 |
| TE | Irv Smith Jr. - CIN | 0 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 10.3 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 0 | Minnesota Vikings | 17 |
| Total | 72.3 | 93.4 | ||
| Winner | The Funks |
| Position | Kirk Cochainz | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 8.88 | Justin Fields - CHI | 24.72 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23.1 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 19.8 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 17.8 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 10.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 26.8 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 2.2 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19.1 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 25.4 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 14.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.2 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 5 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 12 |
| D | Houston Texans | 5 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4 |
| Total | 104.88 | 148.22 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points | Just the tip Jefferson | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 17.94 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 1.84 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 14.3 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 8.8 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19.1 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 5.1 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.2 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 7.2 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.7 | George Kittle - SF | 16.6 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 10 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 22 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 9 | Minnesota Vikings | 17 |
| Total | 95.24 | 122.74 | ||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 8.88 | Jordan Love - GB | 8.92 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 14.3 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 11.6 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 9.6 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 13.2 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 2.3 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 5.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 26.8 | Nico Collins - HOU | 2.3 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.2 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 4.7 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 10.3 | Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN | 9.6 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 5 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 3 | Houston Texans | 5 |
| Total | 93.38 | 68.42 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | CobbSlobbers | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.64 | Josh Allen - BUF | 20.52 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 12.1 | Najee Harris - PIT | 7.8 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 8.8 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 12.1 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.2 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 10.3 | Chris Olave - NO | 12.8 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 12.1 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.5 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 7 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.2 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 8 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 9 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 |
| Total | 99.14 | 100.92 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Brock Purdy - SF | 21.42 | |
| RB | - | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 | |
| RB | - | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 23 | |
| WR | - | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19.1 | |
| WR | - | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 5.7 | |
| WR | - | Deebo Samuel - SF | 34 | |
| TE | - | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.2 | |
| K | - | Matt Gay - IND | -1 | |
| D | Houston Texans | 5 | ||
| Total | 0 | 132.92 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 23.66 | Jared Goff - DET | 4.44 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 14.3 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 8.8 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 6.6 |
| WR | Mecole Hardman Jr. - | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.2 | |
| WR | Jamison Crowder - WAS | 0 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 25.4 |
| WR | Kalif Raymond - DET | 4.5 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 3.6 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 0 | David Njoku - CLE | 27.1 |
| K | Michael Badgley - DET | 0 | Jake Moody - SF | 4 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 0 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4 |
| Total | 51.26 | 101.84 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Dak Prescott - DAL | 17.94 | |
| RB | - | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 19.8 | |
| RB | - | Zack Moss - IND | 9.6 | |
| WR | - | Davante Adams - LV | 12.3 | |
| WR | - | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 | |
| WR | - | Nico Collins - HOU | 2.3 | |
| TE | - | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 7.1 | |
| K | - | Blake Grupe - NO | 3 | |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 9 | ||
| Total | 0 | 85.74 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | The Realest | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 1.84 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 8.88 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 12.1 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 14 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 10.1 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.2 | Ceedee Lamb - | |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 20.5 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 16.4 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.8 | George Kittle - SF | 16.6 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 12 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 22 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 9 | San Francisco 49ers | 9 |
| Total | 110.74 | 112.78 | ||
| Winner | The Realest |
| Position | team web | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Jared Goff - DET | 4.44 | |
| RB | - | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 | |
| RB | - | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21 | |
| WR | - | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 | |
| WR | - | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.8 | |
| WR | - | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.2 | |
| TE | - | Travis Kelce - KC | 14.3 | |
| K | - | Matt Gay - IND | -1 | |
| D | Houston Texans | 5 | ||
| Total | 0 | 97.44 | ||
| Winner | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 8.88 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.64 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 5.9 | Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA | 5 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.5 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 16.4 | Davante Adams - LV | 12.3 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.7 | Travis Kelce - KC | 14.3 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 12 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 12 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 | Houston Texans | 5 |
| Total | 88.08 | 116.24 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.64 | Justin Fields - CHI | 24.72 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23.1 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 21.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 26.8 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 15.2 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 18.2 | Christian Watson - GB | 0 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 27.1 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.7 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 10 |
| D | Houston Texans | 5 | Green Bay Packers | 3 |
| Total | 164.44 | 111.22 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 17.94 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.64 |
| RB | Keaton Mitchell - BAL | 7.2 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23.1 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 21.5 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 13.2 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 12.3 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 29.2 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 5.7 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 7.2 | Elijah Moore - CLE | 7.2 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 8.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 10.3 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 3 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 3 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 9 | Green Bay Packers | 3 |
| Total | 116.24 | 85.54 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins Of Crime |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Titan Your Butthole | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 9.1 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 9.1 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 19.8 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 16.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 12.1 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 10.1 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.8 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 10.1 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 0 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 16.6 | David Njoku - CLE | 27.1 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 12 | Jake Moody - SF | 4 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 9 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 5 |
| Total | 107.6 | 88.4 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.62 | Justin Fields - CHI | 24.72 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 12.1 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 21.5 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 9.4 | Najee Harris - PIT | 7.8 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 34 | Mike Evans - TB | 1.8 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 10.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 26.8 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 0 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 10.1 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.2 | George Kittle - SF | 16.6 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 1 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 2 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 17 | Green Bay Packers | 3 |
| Total | 100.42 | 114.32 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
