| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Will Levis - TEN | 5.96 | Jared Goff - DET | 21.12 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 13.2 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21.5 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 12 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 18.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 30.5 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 15.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 23.2 | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.9 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 8 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 4 | Dallas Cowboys | 11 |
| Total | 121.66 | 128.32 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 19.04 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 13.02 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 12.7 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21.5 |
| RB | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.8 | David Montgomery - DET | 17.6 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.9 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 39.5 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 9.6 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 14.4 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 2.6 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 6.4 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 8 | Baltimore Ravens | 13 |
| Total | 132.64 | 100.42 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins Of Crime |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 24.06 | Brock Purdy - SF | 23.84 |
| RB | Damien Harris - BUF | 0 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 14.5 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.5 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.8 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 40.5 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 16.8 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 19.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.9 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 23.2 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | Seattle Seahawks | 4 |
| Total | 104.26 | 152.64 | ||
| Winner | skol! go yikes |
| Position | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points | team web | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 24.06 | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.38 |
| RB | Damien Harris - BUF | 0 | James Cook - BUF | 12 |
| RB | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.8 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 21 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 19.7 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.3 |
| WR | Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN | -0.3 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 9.6 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 5.2 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 5 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 13 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 77.16 | 104.78 | ||
| Winner | team web |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - NO | 5.4 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 19.88 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 26.2 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21.5 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 12 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 12.7 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 18.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 23.4 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 7.4 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 16.4 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 19.7 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 10.2 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 | George Kittle - SF | 20.6 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 | Riley Patterson - DET | 12 |
| D | New York Jets | 10 | Dallas Cowboys | 11 |
| Total | 114.3 | 147.68 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.42 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.32 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 5.5 | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 17.2 |
| RB | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.8 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 5.5 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 16.8 | Mike Evans - TB | 26.3 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.3 |
| WR | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 0 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 9.3 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 21 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 3 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | Dallas Cowboys | 11 |
| Total | 104.32 | 112.22 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 24.06 | Sam Howell - WAS | 24.18 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 5.5 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 21.5 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 17.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 9.3 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 3.8 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 39.5 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 23.2 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 14.6 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 18.3 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 9 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 14 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 7 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | Denver Broncos | 7 |
| Total | 144.56 | 131.58 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | Titan Your Butthole | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.38 | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.38 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 3 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 17.6 | Aaron Jones - GB | 9.4 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.4 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 26.3 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 19.7 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 14.4 | Davante Adams - LV | 14.6 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 30.4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 5 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 6 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 104.18 | 122.38 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 2.1 | Geno Smith - SEA | 24.06 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 12.7 | James Cook - BUF | 12 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 17.6 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.9 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 14.4 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 4 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 2.7 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 9.3 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 | Irv Smith Jr. - CIN | 1.6 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 5 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 8 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 6 | Chicago Bears | 8 |
| Total | 90.5 | 77.46 | ||
| Winner | Adam Schefter's Sources |
| Position | The Realest | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.38 | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.38 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 9.4 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.8 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 13.2 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 3.8 | Mike Evans - TB | 26.3 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.3 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 14.4 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 18.3 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 9.3 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 8 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 4 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 104.08 | 100.38 | ||
| Winner | The Realest |
| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 14.38 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.42 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 12 | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 17.2 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 17.6 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.5 |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 14.4 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 14.5 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 16.4 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 19.7 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 6 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 5 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 112.58 | 125.02 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 21.12 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.32 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 17.6 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 5.5 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 13.2 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 19 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 16.8 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 16.4 | George Pickens - PIT | 7.5 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.9 | Christian Watson - GB | 4.3 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 6 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | Dallas Cowboys | 11 |
| Total | 121.02 | 104.52 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Just the tip Jefferson | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 37.86 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 18.72 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 3 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 18.5 |
| RB | Latavius Murray - BUF | 14.9 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.5 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 30.5 | Mike Evans - TB | 26.3 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 18.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 7.3 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 19.7 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 2.7 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.6 | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 7 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 12 |
| Total | 155.46 | 109.32 | ||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson |
| Position | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 24.18 | Gardner Minshew - IND | 5.66 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 5.5 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.2 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 13.2 | James Conner - ARI | 7.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 7.3 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 10.9 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 2.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 6.6 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 16.8 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 11.8 | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 3 | Matt Gay - IND | 6 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 8 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 6 |
| Total | 85.28 | 68.76 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 19.88 | Bryce Young - CAR | 9.2 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 14.5 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 14.5 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 17.6 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 12.7 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 4 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 30.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 5.7 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 6.5 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 23.4 | Mike Evans - TB | 26.3 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 9 | Jonnu Smith - ATL | 1.1 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 7 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 11 | Carolina Panthers | 9 |
| Total | 116.08 | 116.8 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 21.12 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.32 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.5 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 19 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 19 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 16.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 23.2 |
| WR | Brandon Powell - MIN | 7.5 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 15.9 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 9.4 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 3.4 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 | Trey McBride - ARI | 21.1 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Jason Myers - SEA | 21 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 6 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 6 |
| Total | 103.22 | 138.42 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | CobbSlobbers | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 24.18 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.42 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 20.2 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 20.2 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 17.6 | Aaron Jones - GB | 9.4 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 23.4 | Nico Collins - HOU | 0 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 14.5 | Mike Evans - TB | 26.3 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 4 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 0 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - ATL | 1.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 0 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 6 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 119.98 | 110.42 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | lansing leopards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 37.86 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.42 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.5 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 6.4 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 18.6 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 12.7 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 39.5 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 16.8 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 6.6 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 10.2 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - BUF | 9.6 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 16.4 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 4.3 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 16.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 12 | Baltimore Ravens | 13 |
| Total | 149.96 | 122.02 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
