| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 29.3 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 5.1 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 12.6 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 12.7 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 7.8 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.3 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 9.5 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 5 | Anders Carlson - GB | 5 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 12 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 |
| Total | 105.6 | 102.18 | ||
| Winner | Jerry West’s Office Window |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 33.86 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 8.7 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 5.6 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 17.4 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 12.6 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - CLE | 9.9 | Chris Godwin - TB | 12.6 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 7.8 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 11.4 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 3.2 | Elijah Moore - CLE | 9.9 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.7 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 22.3 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 6 | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 12 | Buffalo Bills | 1 |
| Total | 88 | 116.26 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | The Realest | Points | Kingpins Of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.76 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 33.88 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 17.4 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 10.5 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 17.4 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 29.7 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 20.2 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.5 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.6 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 15 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 12 | Cleveland Browns | 12 |
| Total | 121.96 | 147.38 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins Of Crime |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 33.86 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 10.5 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 6.1 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 0 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 10.1 |
| WR | Skyy Moore - KC | 3.5 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 16.3 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 15.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 9.5 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 6.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 0 | Will Dissly - SEA | 0 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 3 | Seattle Seahawks | 9 |
| Total | 59.38 | 102.56 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | The Hens | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.76 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16 | Keaontay Ingram - ARI | 0 |
| RB | Royce Freeman - LAR | 6.6 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 12.3 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.3 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 11.1 | Elijah Moore - CLE | 9.9 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 19.6 | Luke Musgrave - GB | 7 |
| K | Anders Carlson - GB | 5 | Anders Carlson - GB | 5 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 1 | Seattle Seahawks | 9 |
| Total | 102.68 | 79.26 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | Titan Your Butthole | Points | AR5 Fan Club | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Sam Howell - WAS | 9.46 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 17.4 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 17.4 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 8.7 | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 33 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 8.9 | Rashee Rice - KC | 17 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 11 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 |
| TE | Darren Waller - NYG | 22.8 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 8 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 |
| Total | 109.28 | 125.46 | ||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club |
| Position | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.76 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - BAL | 21.4 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 12.6 | Latavius Murray - BUF | 4.8 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 12.7 | Davante Adams - LV | 12.7 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 7.8 | Mike Evans - TB | 20.2 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.6 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 11 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.7 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 9.1 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 | Brett Maher - LAR | 4 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 9 | Washington Commanders | 8 |
| Total | 111.58 | 96.66 | ||
| Winner | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 | Derek Carr - NO | 17.44 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 8.7 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 6.1 |
| RB | Zach Evans - LAR | 0 | James Conner - ARI | 0 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 9.7 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 2.3 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 12.9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 | Rashee Rice - KC | 17 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 10.4 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 2 | Anders Carlson - GB | 5 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 |
| Total | 61.3 | 90.84 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.26 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 14.04 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | Aaron Jones - GB | 8.7 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 5.1 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 5.1 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 29.7 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 6.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 11.4 | Drake London - ATL | 11.4 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 22.3 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 13 | Jason Myers - SEA | 9 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | -3 | Buffalo Bills | 1 |
| Total | 121.76 | 86.54 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 9.46 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 10.34 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 21 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 27.6 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 33 | Aaron Jones - GB | 8.7 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 17 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 8.9 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 3.2 | George Pickens - PIT | 15.7 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 4.9 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 0 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 22 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 6 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 |
| Total | 122.46 | 91.94 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 6.1 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 |
| RB | Jordan Mason - SF | 0 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 17.4 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 12.3 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.3 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 8.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 13 | Michael Mayer - LV | 3.3 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 5 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | -3 | Washington Commanders | 8 |
| Total | 67.78 | 94.2 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
| Position | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points | CobbSlobbers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.76 | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 10.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 27.6 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 12.6 | Rachaad White - TB | 15.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 7.8 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.5 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 17 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15 |
| TE | Michael Mayer - LV | 3.3 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 22.3 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 5 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 22 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 | Washington Commanders | 8 |
| Total | 79.66 | 142.98 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | The Funks | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 13.86 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 15.1 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 5.1 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 29.3 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 17 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 4.2 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 15.7 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 19 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 0 | Skyy Moore - KC | 3.5 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 | David Njoku - CLE | 10.4 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 1 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 8 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 2 | Seattle Seahawks | 9 |
| Total | 95.38 | 102.36 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.76 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 19.2 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 0 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 6.1 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 12.7 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 17.8 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 12.7 | Mike Evans - TB | 20.2 |
| WR | Mack Hollins - ATL | 0 | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 13 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 19.6 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 6 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 |
| D | Detroit Lions | -7 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 |
| Total | 69.38 | 102.46 | ||
| Winner | Lannisters |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 10.34 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 11.5 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 5.1 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 15.8 | Aaron Jones - GB | 8.7 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 7.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 4.2 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 8.9 |
| WR | Van Jefferson - ATL | 1.5 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 13 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 11.2 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 12 | Buffalo Bills | 1 |
| Total | 88.2 | 77.94 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Just the tip Jefferson | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.76 |
| RB | Ke'Shawn Vaughn - TB | 0.7 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 18.8 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 9.1 | AJ Dillon - GB | 11.5 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 12.7 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 6.9 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 11.4 | DJ Moore - CHI | 13.4 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 11.1 | Skyy Moore - KC | 3.5 |
| TE | Darren Waller - NYG | 22.8 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 9.1 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 1 | Riley Patterson - DET | 0 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 18 | Cleveland Browns | 12 |
| Total | 102.1 | 88.96 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | team web | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 21.02 | Jordan Love - GB | 15.3 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 6.2 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16 |
| RB | Cam Akers - MIN | 8.1 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 15.1 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 31.3 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 23.2 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 10.4 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 10.1 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 9.7 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 9.9 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 19.6 | David Njoku - CLE | 10.4 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 12 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 6 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 8 | Los Angeles Rams | 2 |
| Total | 126.32 | 108 | ||
| Winner | team web |
| Position | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.26 | Brock Purdy - SF | 12.78 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 5.1 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 27.6 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 18.8 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 10.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 29.7 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.5 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 4.2 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 7.8 | Christian Watson - GB | 5.7 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 18.7 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.6 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 2 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 6 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 3 | Las Vegas Raiders | 4 |
| Total | 98.06 | 120.38 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
