| Position | Lannisters | Points | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 22.48 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 8.74 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 4.3 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 5.1 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 9.2 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 11.5 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 10.1 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 17.1 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 8.8 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 11.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 20.1 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 2.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 14.3 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 5 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 11 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 8 | Los Angeles Rams | 9 |
| Total | 90.28 | 100.34 | ||
| Winner | Adam Schefter's Sources |
| Position | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 8.74 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 24.88 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 7.7 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 | James Cook - BUF | 7.1 |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 5.4 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.7 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 6.8 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - NYJ | 1.8 | DJ Chark Jr. - CAR | 5.6 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 4.2 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 5.4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 5 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 11 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 8 | Miami Dolphins | 7 |
| Total | 63.44 | 107.28 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 13.86 | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 7.7 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 11.2 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 23.3 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 20 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 6.6 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 13.9 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 28.3 |
| WR | Brandon Powell - MIN | 4.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 27.8 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 11 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 11 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 7 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 90.76 | 125.72 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | The Realest | Points | team web | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 24.88 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 17.12 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 16 | David Montgomery - DET | 4.3 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 30.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 13.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 11.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 21.5 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 10.9 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 2.9 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 7.6 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 7 | Riley Patterson - DET | 8 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 8 | Detroit Lions | 9 |
| Total | 123.38 | 116.32 | ||
| Winner | The Realest |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | AR5 Fan Club | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.24 | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 21.8 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 21.8 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 8.8 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - BUF | 3.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 10.1 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 8.9 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 28.5 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 2.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 11 |
| K | Brett Maher - LAR | 15 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 8 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 11 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 100.54 | 117.92 | ||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | CobbSlobbers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 19.08 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 7.7 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 18 | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 11.9 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 3.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.6 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 14.6 | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 19.3 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 11 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 3 | Blake Grupe - NO | 9 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 11 | Detroit Lions | 9 |
| Total | 115.12 | 90.28 | ||
| Winner | Jerry West’s Office Window |
| Position | Just the tip Jefferson | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 22.48 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.24 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 7.1 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 6.8 | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 7.7 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 20 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 6.6 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10 | Drake London - ATL | 21.5 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 4 | Josh Downs - IND | 13.1 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - NE | 5.8 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 8 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 6 | Miami Dolphins | 7 |
| Total | 84.18 | 94.14 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | skol! go yikes | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.24 | Jimmy Garoppolo - LV | 8.88 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 17.8 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 3.4 | Cam Akers - MIN | 2.5 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 27.8 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 30.4 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10 |
| WR | Robert Woods - HOU | 7.6 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 15 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 4.7 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 10.8 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 5 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 9 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens | 13 | Miami Dolphins | 7 |
| Total | 106.94 | 108.38 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 13.8 | Brock Purdy - SF | 7.7 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.2 | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 7.7 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 23.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 4.3 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 10.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 27.8 |
| WR | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 0 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 16.8 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.6 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 20 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 12.26 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 5.4 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 | Joey Slye - WAS | 6 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 7 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 90.06 | 101.7 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Kingpins Of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 17.34 | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 17.9 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 13.9 | Josh Downs - IND | 13.1 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 16.8 | Mike Evans - TB | 8.9 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 3.1 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 2.9 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 6 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 90.94 | 90.92 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 17.12 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 17.34 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 7.1 | James Cook - BUF | 7.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 10.1 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 27.8 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 28.5 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 17.1 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10 | - | |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 2.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 11 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 13 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 9 | Philadelphia Eagles | 7 |
| Total | 115.12 | 106.74 | ||
| Winner | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Titan Your Butthole | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.24 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.24 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 13 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 | Cam Akers - MIN | 2.5 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.6 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 27.8 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 6.6 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.7 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 4.9 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 13.9 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 11 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 3.8 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | 11 |
| Total | 101.94 | 105.94 | ||
| Winner | The Funks |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 | Josh Allen - BUF | 13.86 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - CAR | 0 | David Montgomery - DET | 4.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 10.1 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 10.9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 11.6 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 17.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 14.1 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 7.6 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 10.9 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 6 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 11 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 6 | San Francisco 49ers | 6 |
| Total | 94.52 | 120.06 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | The Hens | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 24.88 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 8.74 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 23.3 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 16 | Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN | 6.2 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 28.5 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 3 |
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 19.3 | Tank Dell - HOU | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 4.2 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 4.7 |
| K | Brett Maher - LAR | 15 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 11 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 6 | Minnesota Vikings | 22 |
| Total | 148.98 | 82.64 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | Scrantonicity 5 | Points | lansing leopards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 | Sam Howell - WAS | 18.34 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 14.2 | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 5 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 13.6 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 0 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 8.8 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 8.8 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 9.5 | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 6.8 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 21.5 | Josh Reynolds - DET | 8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 7.6 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 4.2 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 11 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 6 | Las Vegas Raiders | 11 |
| Total | 88.12 | 73.14 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 8.74 | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 11.5 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17 |
| RB | Latavius Murray - BUF | 4.5 | David Montgomery - DET | 4.3 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 9.4 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 21.5 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 14.1 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 17.1 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 8.8 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - ATL | 13.6 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 4.2 |
| K | Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 22 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 100.64 | 91.82 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Kirk Cochainz | Points | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 14.74 | Josh Allen - BUF | 13.86 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CHI | 7.7 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 17.8 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 16 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 13.9 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.6 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 16.8 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 6.6 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.8 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 20 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 7 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 8 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 11 | Buffalo Bills | 6 |
| Total | 100.14 | 97.46 | ||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 14.74 | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.92 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 34.2 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 17.9 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 28.5 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 3.1 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.7 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 17.1 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 9.4 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 27.8 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 1.2 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 9.2 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 7 | Los Angeles Rams | 9 |
| Total | 131.54 | 125.22 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
