| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - LV | 10.72 | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19.9 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 14.68 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 20.6 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.1 |
| WR | Josh Reynolds - DET | 17.6 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 |
| TE | Darren Waller - NYG | 16.6 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 12.5 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 13 | Nick Folk - TEN | 12 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | Green Bay Packers | 11 |
| Total | 149.5 | 107.48 | ||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Titan Your Butthole | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 4.42 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - BAL | 4.8 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 10.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 49 | Drake London - ATL | 14.68 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 1.7 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 27.7 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 15.2 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 4 |
| K | Anders Carlson - GB | 7 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 5 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | New York Jets | 18 |
| Total | 120.08 | 133.3 | ||
| Winner | Titan Your Butthole |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.16 | |
| RB | - | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19.9 | |
| RB | - | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 3.4 | |
| WR | - | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 52.2 | |
| WR | - | DJ Chark Jr. - CAR | 13.2 | |
| WR | - | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 9.9 | |
| TE | - | Hunter Henry - NE | 0 | |
| K | - | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 | |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 0 | ||
| Total | 0 | 119.76 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 | Justin Fields - CHI | 32.98 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 | Dalvin Cook - NYJ | 2.3 |
| RB | Matt Breida - NYG | 3.4 | James Cook - BUF | 5.1 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 10.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 14.5 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8.4 | Jayden Reed - GB | 1.7 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 9.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 | George Kittle - SF | 27.7 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | New York Jets | 18 |
| Total | 99.98 | 122.18 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 27.32 | Sam Howell - WAS | 25.42 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 0 | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 8.4 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 27.7 | - | |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 | Rashee Rice - KC | 13.3 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 6.9 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 4 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 8 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 11 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | -2 | Baltimore Ravens | 8 |
| Total | 94.82 | 126.72 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 19.24 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 16.88 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 15.8 | Miles Sanders - CAR | 1.2 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 | James Conner - ARI | 4.6 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 10.2 | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8.4 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 12.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 27.7 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 10.7 | Jonnu Smith - ATL | 10.7 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 18 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 5 |
| D | New York Jets | 18 | New Orleans Saints | 22 |
| Total | 137.64 | 111.98 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 13.4 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 9.2 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 6 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 8.9 | Davante Adams - LV | 8.5 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 10.2 | Michael Thomas - NO | 10.5 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 1.4 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 9.9 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 9 | Luke Musgrave - GB | 9.4 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 | Matt Gay - IND | 12 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | Houston Texans | 1 |
| Total | 75.08 | 83.78 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 16.92 | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 33.5 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 15.8 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 1.6 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 22 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 8.5 | Josh Downs - IND | 15.7 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 9.9 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 7.5 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 0 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 9 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 | Matt Prater - ARI | 2 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | Detroit Lions | 7 |
| Total | 96.72 | 104.88 | ||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 16.92 | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 13.4 | Ameer Abdullah - LV | 2.5 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 | Zamir White - LV | 0 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.1 | Davante Adams - LV | 8.5 |
| WR | Michael Wilson - ARI | 2.8 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 1.4 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 20.5 | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 5.8 | Luke Musgrave - GB | 9.4 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 5 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | Las Vegas Raiders | 13 |
| Total | 121.42 | 56.38 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 18.74 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 9.94 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 13.4 | Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN | 17.9 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 33.5 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 16.9 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 1.4 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 19.8 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 27.7 | Rashee Rice - KC | 13.3 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 0 | Josh Reynolds - DET | 17.6 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 20.7 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 10.7 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 0 | Riley Patterson - DET | 6 |
| D | Carolina Panthers | -2 | Indianapolis Colts | 4 |
| Total | 113.44 | 116.14 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Zach Wilson - NYJ | 8.56 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 16.92 |
| RB | Dalvin Cook - NYJ | 2.3 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 0 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 9.2 |
| WR | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 3.3 | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 18.5 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 8.9 | DJ Moore - CHI | 49 |
| WR | Quez Watkins - PHI | 2.4 | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 |
| TE | Luke Musgrave - GB | 9.4 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 4.7 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 12 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 4 |
| D | New England Patriots | 1 | New York Jets | 18 |
| Total | 69.36 | 131.92 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | CobbSlobbers | Points | Just the tip Jefferson | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 0 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19.9 | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 7.8 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 8.5 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 18.7 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 20.5 | Nico Collins - HOU | 6.9 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 7.5 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 27.7 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 5 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 11 | Miami Dolphins | 12 |
| Total | 109.18 | 107.08 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | team web | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 | Zach Wilson - NYJ | 8.56 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 13.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19.9 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 4.8 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 1.7 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 1.7 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 2.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 20.5 | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 |
| TE | Austin Hooper - LV | 3.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 15.2 |
| K | Anders Carlson - GB | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 2 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 11 | Indianapolis Colts | 4 |
| Total | 83.48 | 86.26 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Zach Wilson - NYJ | 8.56 | Joshua Dobbs - ARI | 8.74 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 3.4 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 15.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 52.2 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 14.4 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 27.7 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 15.7 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 12.3 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 9 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 12 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | New Orleans Saints | 22 |
| Total | 124.36 | 168.84 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 16.88 | Zach Wilson - NYJ | 8.56 |
| RB | Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN | 17.9 | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 4.6 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 11.8 |
| WR | Michael Wilson - ARI | 2.8 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8.4 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 13.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 52.2 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 6.9 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC | 2.2 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 10.7 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 10.1 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 6 | Matt Prater - ARI | 2 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | Baltimore Ravens | 8 |
| Total | 80.08 | 124.16 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Zach Wilson - NYJ | 8.56 | Sam Howell - WAS | 25.42 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 8.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8.4 | Rashee Rice - KC | 13.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 12.3 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | Josh Downs - IND | 15.7 |
| TE | Luke Musgrave - GB | 9.4 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 19.5 |
| K | Anders Carlson - GB | 7 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 7 |
| D | New York Jets | 18 | Miami Dolphins | 12 |
| Total | 110.96 | 141.92 | ||
| Winner | Waller? Hardly Know Her |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 25.42 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 16.92 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 5.1 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 4.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 0 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 9.8 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 12.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 49 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8.4 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 9 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 19.7 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 15 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 4 |
| D | Washington Commanders | -5 | Miami Dolphins | 12 |
| Total | 138.12 | 98.62 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins Of Crime |
| Position | skol! go yikes | Points | The Realest | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 4.98 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.16 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 20.9 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 13.4 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 0 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 28.4 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 6.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.9 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 52.2 | Nico Collins - HOU | 6.9 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 11.6 | DJ Moore - CHI | 49 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 27.7 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 3.9 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 12 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 15 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 7 | Washington Commanders | -5 |
| Total | 143.28 | 134.66 | ||
| Winner | skol! go yikes |
