| Position | Skid Marks | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 23.38 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 29.6 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 9 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 11.3 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 2.3 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 16.4 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 0.6 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 18.5 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 20.8 |
| WR | Calvin Austin III - PIT | 5.9 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 16.4 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 9.6 | Evan Engram - JAX | 12.9 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 18 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 1 | Cleveland Browns | 6 |
| Total | 113.98 | 115.6 | ||
| Winner | skol! go yikes |
| Position | Love Me Sexy | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 24.8 | Roschon Johnson - CHI | 2.5 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.2 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 10.8 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 5.4 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 8.2 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.2 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 3.9 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 31.3 | Robert Woods - HOU | 5.6 |
| TE | Luke Musgrave - GB | 1.1 | Darren Waller - NYG | 5.1 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 1 | - | |
| D | Denver Broncos | 8 | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 |
| Total | 116.22 | 62.32 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Scrantonicity 5 | Points | team web | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 23.38 | - | |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 6 | - | |
| RB | Matt Breida - NYG | 12.8 | - | |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 16.6 | - | |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 9.1 | - | |
| WR | Gabe Davis - BUF | 15.1 | - | |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 4.4 | - | |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 18 | - | |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 3 | ||
| Total | 108.38 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | Kingpins Of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 8.72 | Jordan Love - GB | 17.64 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - CAR | 6.2 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 10.8 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 14.7 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 21.4 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 9.4 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 26.5 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 35.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 12.4 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 7.3 | Evan Engram - JAX | 12.9 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 5 | Jason Myers - SEA | 6 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 1 | Cincinnati Bengals | 2 |
| Total | 103.32 | 124.84 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins Of Crime |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.34 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 23.38 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 1.1 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.9 | Zack Moss - IND | 9 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 18.5 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 3.9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 20.8 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Tank Dell - HOU | 3.9 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 1.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 4.4 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 14 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | Philadelphia Eagles | 3 |
| Total | 93.74 | 81.68 | ||
| Winner | Jerry West’s Office Window |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 16.48 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 8.72 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 9 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 10.8 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 11.5 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 9.5 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10.7 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 11.8 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 7.4 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 7.4 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 8 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 3.22 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.7 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 12 | Harrison Butker - KC | 11 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | -6 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 21 |
| Total | 79.5 | 91.92 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 4.7 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 14.7 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 27 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 11.3 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 21.4 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 11.7 | Mike Evans - TB | 7 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 31.3 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 11.7 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 8.2 |
| TE | Luke Musgrave - GB | 1.1 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.7 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 1 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 4 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | Philadelphia Eagles | 3 |
| Total | 112.52 | 101.7 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | Titan Your Butthole | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 8.72 |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 9.5 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 11.8 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 9 | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 6.5 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10.7 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 20.8 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.8 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 8.2 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 19.4 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10.7 |
| TE | Darren Waller - NYG | 5.1 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.7 |
| K | Chad Ryland - NE | 3 | Harrison Butker - KC | 11 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 1 | Cincinnati Bengals | 2 |
| Total | 94.72 | 83.42 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | The Hens | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.22 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 6 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 22.2 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 10.8 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 14.8 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 5.3 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 5.3 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 6.7 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 6.6 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 1.9 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 2.9 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 5 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 5 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 29 | ||
| Total | 66.82 | 119.22 | ||
| Winner | Waller? Hardly Know Her |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | Just the tip Jefferson | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 17.64 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 9.56 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 27.9 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.9 | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 6.1 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 4.5 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 11.8 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 31.3 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Robert Woods - HOU | 5.6 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 4.5 | Travis Kelce - KC | 12 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 6 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | San Francisco 49ers | 1 |
| Total | 101.64 | 88.96 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.16 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 17.9 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.9 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 | Zack Moss - IND | 9 |
| WR | DJ Chark Jr. - CAR | 4.8 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 6.6 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Rondale Moore - ARI | 0 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.2 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 0 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 4.1 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 9.6 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 6 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 3 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 2 | Denver Broncos | 8 |
| Total | 98.32 | 64.26 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 28.14 | Justin Fields - CHI | 27.9 |
| RB | Matt Breida - NYG | 12.8 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 22.2 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 27.9 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.1 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 2.6 | DJ Moore - CHI | 27.1 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 7.4 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 5.5 | Jalin Hyatt - NYG | 3 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 10.6 | Luke Musgrave - GB | 1.1 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 12 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Seattle Seahawks | 29 | Carolina Panthers | 15 |
| Total | 135.94 | 125.6 | ||
| Winner | Lannisters |
| Position | CobbSlobbers | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 | Brock Purdy - SF | 21.32 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.9 | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 6.5 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 9 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.9 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 31.3 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 11.7 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 9.4 | Robert Woods - HOU | 5.6 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.7 | Evan Engram - JAX | 12.9 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 1 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 4 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 |
| Total | 80.12 | 104.72 | ||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jameis Winston - NO | -2 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 29.6 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 9 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 24.38 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 27 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 24.8 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.2 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 38.5 |
| WR | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 12.7 | Tank Dell - HOU | 3.9 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE | 2.4 | Michael Thomas - NO | 9.3 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 13.2 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 4.5 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 5 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 21 | Philadelphia Eagles | 3 |
| Total | 100.5 | 142.98 | ||
| Winner | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 36.5 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 22.22 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 10.8 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 8.6 |
| RB | Roschon Johnson - CHI | 2.5 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.9 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 7.4 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 10.7 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 9.3 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 2.8 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 3.9 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 12 | Darren Waller - NYG | 5.1 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 2 | Jake Moody - SF | 5 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | LA Chargers | 16 |
| Total | 87.3 | 100.62 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | The Realest | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 9.56 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 9.56 |
| RB | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 6.1 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 18.7 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 4.2 | Zack Moss - IND | 9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 20.8 | George Pickens - PIT | 5.5 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 6.2 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 4.5 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 9.4 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.7 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.7 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 5 | Matt Gay - IND | 1 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 1 | Denver Broncos | 8 |
| Total | 76.96 | 75.16 | ||
| Winner | lansing leopards |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 21.32 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 4.7 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 4.2 | James Cook - BUF | 14.7 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.2 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 17.9 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 14.3 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 12.4 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 31.3 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.2 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.2 |
| TE | Donald Parham Jr. - LAC | 0 | Travis Kelce - KC | 12 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 5 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 12 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | 21 | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 |
| Total | 101.52 | 126.1 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 21.32 | Geno Smith - SEA | 9.2 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 9 | Tony Jones - ARI | 0 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 3.9 | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 0.7 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 31.3 | Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN | 6.7 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 5.3 | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 5.6 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 12.4 | Jayden Reed - GB | 10.5 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 2.2 | Donald Parham Jr. - LAC | 0 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 | Matt Gay - IND | 1 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 4 | LA Chargers | 16 |
| Total | 103.42 | 49.7 | ||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club |
