| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 19.82 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.44 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 19.2 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 10.4 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - CAR | 1.8 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 0 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 18.4 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 7.9 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.6 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 18.9 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 26.1 | Davante Adams - LV | 1.4 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 8.6 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 10 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 2 |
| D | Chicago Bears | 3 | Tennessee Titans | 5 |
| Total | 118.72 | 77.64 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Scrantonicity 5 | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 18.62 | Justin Fields - CHI | 24.5 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 16.4 | Rachaad White - TB | 19.7 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 21 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 15.2 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 26.1 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 14 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 3 | Chris Godwin - TB | 13.9 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 4.8 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.1 | Evan Engram - JAX | 17.5 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 14 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 17 |
| D | New York Jets | 10 | Philadelphia Eagles | 5 |
| Total | 130.32 | 131.6 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 24.5 | Tommy DeVito - NYG | 2.7 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 12 | James Cook - BUF | 5 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 10.6 | Rachaad White - TB | 19.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 25 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 25 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 0 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 18.9 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 15.8 | Jalin Hyatt - NYG | 0 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 17.5 |
| K | Wil Lutz - DEN | 0 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 10 |
| D | Green Bay Packers | 0 | New York Jets | 10 |
| Total | 87.9 | 108.8 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 18.62 | Josh Allen - BUF | 24.98 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 6.6 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 19.2 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 10.3 | Aaron Jones - GB | 14.5 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 26.1 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 7.9 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 4.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 6.9 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 25.8 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 19.6 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.1 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 4 | Jason Myers - SEA | 8 |
| D | New York Jets | 10 | Buffalo Bills | 7 |
| Total | 106.92 | 132.08 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
