| Position | Skid Marks | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 25.68 | Josh Allen - BUF | 16.16 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 24.5 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 5 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 15.1 | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 9.6 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 10.3 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 15.4 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 24.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 9.2 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3 | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 21.1 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 7.1 | Trey McBride - ARI | 20.2 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | Lucas Havrisik - LAR | 7 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders | 25 | Los Angeles Rams | 7 |
| Total | 143.78 | 110.66 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 21.92 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.52 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 24.5 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 5 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 9.6 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 41.7 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 12.8 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 25.1 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 21.9 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 1.7 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 17.2 | Jayden Reed - GB | 17.2 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 28.6 | George Kittle - SF | 7.4 |
| K | Lucas Havrisik - LAR | 7 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 7 | Los Angeles Rams | 7 |
| Total | 150.52 | 129.62 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.52 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.52 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 16 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.5 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 9.6 | Najee Harris - PIT | 1.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 25.1 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 21.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 5.1 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 11.8 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 7.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 12.8 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 12.3 | Evan Engram - JAX | 6.8 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 5 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 5 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 8 | San Francisco 49ers | 9 |
| Total | 107.32 | 96.62 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 21.92 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 15.7 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 7.8 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 2.8 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 9.6 | Rachaad White - TB | 21.9 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 10.6 | Rashee Rice - KC | 24.1 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 15.68 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 15.4 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 12.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 24.2 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 12.3 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 28.6 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 12 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 7 | Atlanta Falcons | 8 |
| Total | 109.7 | 141.7 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Dez Still Caught it | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 9.64 | Brock Purdy - SF | 25.68 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 16 | Ty Chandler - MIN | 24.7 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 10.2 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 0.4 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 10.4 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 15.4 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 20.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 25.1 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 17.2 | Jayden Reed - GB | 17.2 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 18 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 18 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 7 | Lucas Havrisik - LAR | 7 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 14 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 123.34 | 142.48 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Love Me Sexy | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 15.7 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.52 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 7.8 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 24.5 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 15.1 | Ezekiel Elliott - NE | 9.6 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 12.1 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 25.1 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 8.9 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 1.7 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 5.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 14.8 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 7.8 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 10.4 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 4 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 14 | Kansas City Chiefs | 9 |
| Total | 95.5 | 117.62 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
