| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 7.98 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 25.12 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17.3 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 22.4 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 32.6 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 27.6 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 12.6 | Josh Downs - IND | 4.4 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 0 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 19.7 |
| K | Riley Patterson - DET | 9 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 12 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 16 | Cleveland Browns | -2 |
| Total | 108.38 | 123.92 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 20.2 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 6.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 20.2 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 12.9 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 10.8 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 35.8 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 10.5 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 13.3 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 5.9 | Evan Engram - JAX | 23.2 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 14 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 8 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 | Atlanta Falcons | 16 |
| Total | 108 | 193 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Lannisters | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 16.06 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.26 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 28.9 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17.3 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 10 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 27.5 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 13.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 13.3 | Drake London - ATL | 1.8 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 23.2 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 5.5 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 | Riley Patterson - DET | 9 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 |
| Total | 133.66 | 101.16 | ||
| Winner | Lannisters |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 20.2 | Rachaad White - TB | 19.6 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 10.9 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 31.62 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 24.6 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 35.8 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.1 | George Kittle - SF | 10.8 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 9 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 16 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 |
| Total | 141.92 | 167.2 | ||
| Winner | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined |
| Position | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 15.84 | - | |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17.3 | - | |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 6.5 | - | |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | - | |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 | - | |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | - | |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 3.7 | - | |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | - | |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 16 | ||
| Total | 111.84 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Love Me Sexy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jake Browning - CIN | 26.66 | Jordan Love - GB | 23.68 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 29.7 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 6.5 |
| RB | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 0 | David Montgomery - DET | 12.5 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 31.62 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 37.4 |
| WR | Zay Jones - JAX | 12.8 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 31.62 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 6.6 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 35.8 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 23.2 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 0 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 7 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 7 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | -2 | Atlanta Falcons | 16 |
| Total | 135.58 | 170.5 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 | Brock Purdy - SF | 29.46 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 14.2 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 5 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 16.9 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 35.8 |
| WR | Jonathan Mingo - CAR | 12.9 | Drake London - ATL | 1.8 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 10.5 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 6.6 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 5.9 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 29 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 9 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 7 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams | 6 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 |
| Total | 110.5 | 148.76 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Scrantonicity 5 | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 25.12 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 25.3 | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 29.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 2.9 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 31.62 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 5.6 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 7.3 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 4.4 | Nico Collins - HOU | 34.1 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.1 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 5.9 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 3 | Matt Gay - IND | 14 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 16 | Jacksonville Jaguars | -2 |
| Total | 152.84 | 99.3 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 28.26 | - | |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17.3 | - | |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 | - | |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | - | |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 16.5 | - | |
| WR | Demario Douglas - NE | 0 | - | |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 9.1 | - | |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 6 | Mason Crosby - LAR | 0 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 | ||
| Total | 103.06 | 0 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | AR5 Fan Club | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 25.12 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 6.5 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 2.9 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 29.2 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 15.6 | Mike Evans - TB | 29.2 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 15.4 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 2 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 7 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 6 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 1 | Atlanta Falcons | 16 |
| Total | 112.92 | 139.4 | ||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Russell Wilson - DEN | 15.84 | |
| RB | - | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 12.8 | |
| RB | - | Devin Singletary - HOU | 5 | |
| WR | - | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 3.8 | |
| WR | - | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 13.3 | |
| WR | - | Chris Godwin - TB | 7.9 | |
| TE | - | Stephen Sullivan - CAR | 2.6 | |
| K | - | Jake Moody - SF | 6 | |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals | 2 | ||
| Total | 0 | 69.24 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | team web | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 | |
| RB | - | Rachaad White - TB | 19.6 | |
| RB | - | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25 | |
| WR | - | A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.4 | |
| WR | - | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | |
| WR | - | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 13.3 | |
| TE | - | Sam LaPorta - DET | 29 | |
| K | - | Riley Patterson - DET | 9 | |
| D | New York Jets | 11 | ||
| Total | 0 | 155.7 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | The Funks | Points | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 4.7 | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 20.2 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 | Rashee Rice - KC | 14.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 8.1 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 0 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 15.9 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 15.4 | David Njoku - CLE | 3.7 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | Jake Moody - SF | 6 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars | -2 | Jacksonville Jaguars | -2 |
| Total | 89 | 95.3 | ||
| Winner | Jerry West’s Office Window |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Just the tip Jefferson | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 | - | |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.9 | - | |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | - | |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | - | |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 10.8 | - | |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 15.6 | - | |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 23.2 | - | |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | - | |
| D | Atlanta Falcons | 16 | ||
| Total | 132.6 | 0 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | The Hens | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 25.12 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 7.98 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 12.5 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 5 | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 15.6 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 32.6 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 0 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 35.8 |
| WR | DeVante Parker - NE | 10.4 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 11.2 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 15.4 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 29 |
| K | Matt Ammendola - HOU | 10 | Nick Folk - TEN | 9 |
| D | LA Chargers | 14 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 |
| Total | 108.02 | 166.28 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
| Position | The Realest | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 15.84 | Derek Carr - NO | 8.94 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 6.4 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 6.5 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 17.3 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 16.5 | Braxton Berrios - MIA | 0 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 14.4 | DeVante Parker - NE | 10.4 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 10.5 | Jonathan Mingo - CAR | 12.9 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 3.7 | Taysom Hill - NO | 15.4 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 14 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 |
| Total | 97.84 | 103.94 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Titan Your Butthole | Points | CobbSlobbers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 15.84 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 25.12 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 19.6 | D'Ernest Johnson - JAX | 1.9 |
| RB | Zack Moss - IND | 7.7 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 5.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | George Pickens - PIT | 12.6 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 8 | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 10.5 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 12.6 | Jonathan Mingo - CAR | 12.9 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 10.8 | David Njoku - CLE | 3.7 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 5 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 4 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 |
| Total | 88.54 | 85.02 | ||
| Winner | Titan Your Butthole |
| Position | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points | skol! go yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 19.2 | Sam Howell - WAS | 19.18 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 5 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 2.9 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 6.5 | Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 32.3 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 15.7 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.9 | Josh Downs - IND | 4.4 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.2 | George Pickens - PIT | 12.6 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 6.5 | Cade Otton - TB | 0 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 9 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 8 | Miami Dolphins | 14 |
| Total | 113.6 | 88.48 | ||
| Winner | Waller? Hardly Know Her |
