| Position | Just the tip Jefferson | Points | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.98 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 11.9 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 25.9 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 23.6 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 22.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 6.4 |
| WR | Jalen Nailor - MIN | 0 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 |
| TE | Stephen Carlson - CHI | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 12 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 11 | New England Patriots | 13 |
| Total | 147.3 | 131.98 | ||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson |
| Position | skol! go yikes | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.98 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 6.2 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 25.4 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 6.2 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 14.8 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 6.4 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 6.1 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.7 |
| TE | Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN | 8.5 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | -1 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 14 | Kansas City Chiefs | 1 |
| Total | 120.5 | 75.88 | ||
| Winner | skol! go yikes |
| Position | Love Me Sexy | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 11.62 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 5.8 | Samaje Perine - DEN | 13.6 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 25.9 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 20.4 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 17.3 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 14.8 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 13 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 5.3 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 8 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 0 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | Zane Gonzalez - SF | 0 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 23 | Arizona Cardinals | -6 |
| Total | 148.6 | 73.12 | ||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy |
| Position | Kirk Cochainz | Points | Titan Your Butthole | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 10.58 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 9.4 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 6.2 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 14.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 17.2 | Josh Downs - IND | 9.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 22.4 | Chris Godwin - TB | 7.5 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 11.9 | Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 9 | Matt Prater - ARI | -1 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 11 | Minnesota Vikings | 10 |
| Total | 147.38 | 132.7 | ||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 26.62 | Will Levis - TEN | 7.1 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | James Conner - ARI | 7.2 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 2.2 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 21.1 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 21.9 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 2.6 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 20.4 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 9.9 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 1.2 | Taysom Hill - NO | 8.1 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 9 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 4 |
| D | New England Patriots | 13 | Arizona Cardinals | -6 |
| Total | 125.52 | 94 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 10.58 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.98 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 22.5 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 6.2 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 11.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 18.4 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL | 6.4 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 7.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 17.2 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 8 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 6 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 5 | New England Patriots | 13 |
| Total | 98.18 | 123.68 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | AR5 Fan Club | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 | - | |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 13 | - | |
| RB | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 8.3 | - | |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 17.3 | - | |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 2.6 | - | |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 9.3 | - | |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 4.5 | - | |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 9 | - | |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 23 | ||
| Total | 91.5 | 0 | ||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club |
| Position | CobbSlobbers | Points | The Hens | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 30.86 | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 11.3 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 21.1 | Najee Harris - PIT | 15.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 25 | Mike Evans - TB | 25 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 19.4 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.9 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 10.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 3.6 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 8 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 | Matt Prater - ARI | -1 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | -2 | New Orleans Saints | 3 |
| Total | 129.26 | 83.2 | ||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | team web | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 | Justin Fields - CHI | 10.58 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 15.1 | Ty Chandler - MIN | 2.1 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 | Kene Nwangwu - MIN | 0 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 18.4 | DJ Moore - CHI | 22.4 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | Brandon Powell - MIN | 7.7 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 21.9 | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 2.6 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 13 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 11.3 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 7 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 11 | ||
| Total | 124.54 | 69.68 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Kingpins Of Crime | Points | lansing leopards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | Josh Allen - BUF | 39.66 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 30.9 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 21.1 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 17.4 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 14.7 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.7 | Tank Dell - HOU | 17.2 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 17.2 | Mike Evans - TB | 25 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.1 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 |
| K | Matt Ammendola - HOU | 1 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 9 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 1 | Minnesota Vikings | 10 |
| Total | 144.4 | 168.56 | ||
| Winner | lansing leopards |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 20.82 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 30.9 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 8 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 7.2 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 10.6 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | Nico Collins - HOU | 23.4 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 6 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 11.9 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 8 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 |
| D | New England Patriots | 13 | Minnesota Vikings | 10 |
| Total | 109.72 | 139.64 | ||
| Winner | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | The Funks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 32.24 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 13 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 22.3 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 9.4 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.7 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.7 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 6 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 8.8 | George Kittle - SF | 4.9 |
| K | Chad Ryland - NE | 0 | Riley Patterson - DET | 0 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 23 | Dallas Cowboys | 14 |
| Total | 122.1 | 122.74 | ||
| Winner | The Funks |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | Scrantonicity 5 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 30.86 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 13 | Rachaad White - TB | 13 |
| RB | Chase Edmonds - TB | 1.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 12.6 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 7.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 14.7 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - BUF | 22.5 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 2.9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 13 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 9.1 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 4.5 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 7 | Nick Folk - TEN | 7 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 1 | Miami Dolphins | 23 |
| Total | 106.06 | 107.24 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.98 | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 27.3 | Ty Chandler - MIN | 2.1 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 13 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 5.8 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 19.4 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 6.4 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.8 | Brandon Powell - MIN | 7.7 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 23.6 | Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI | 0 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 11.3 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 13 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 |
| D | New England Patriots | 13 | Minnesota Vikings | 10 |
| Total | 145.08 | 60.8 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points | Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 20.82 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 21.1 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 10.1 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 25 | Davante Adams - LV | 12.3 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.9 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 17.2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 9.1 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 11.9 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 4.2 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 11 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 9 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 11 |
| Total | 146.32 | 123.4 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.98 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 9.4 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 11.9 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.8 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 18.4 | Josh Downs - IND | 9.3 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 9 | Harrison Butker - KC | 7 |
| D | New York Giants | 13 | Tennessee Titans | 11 |
| Total | 128.08 | 126.74 | ||
| Winner | Adam Schefter's Sources |
| Position | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points | The Realest | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 39.66 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 21.7 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 22.6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 14.7 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 9 | Demario Douglas - NE | 10.9 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 8.8 | Trey McBride - ARI | 13 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 9 | Matt Prater - ARI | -1 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 23 | Minnesota Vikings | 10 |
| Total | 156.76 | 115.64 | ||
| Winner | Jerry West’s Office Window |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 | Josh Allen - BUF | 39.66 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | Rachaad White - TB | 13 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 6.2 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | Josh Downs - IND | 9.3 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 7.5 | Mike Evans - TB | 25 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 13 | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.1 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 9 |
| D | New York Giants | 13 | New England Patriots | 13 |
| Total | 138.14 | 150.96 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
