| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | CobbSlobbers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 | Dorian Thompson-Robinson - CLE | 6.6 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 1.5 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 5.4 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 | James Cook - BUF | 19.2 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 9.5 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 9.5 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 15.3 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 20.4 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 21.7 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 9.5 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 8 | Matt Prater - ARI | 6 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 21 | Buffalo Bills | 21 |
| Total | 128.64 | 119.3 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | AR5 Fan Club | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 | Jared Goff - DET | 13.74 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 21.5 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 18 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 5.4 | Aaron Jones - GB | 2.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Davante Adams - LV | 21.2 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 26.6 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 7.4 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.3 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 | Luke Musgrave - GB | 6.8 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 3 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 8 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 13 | Denver Broncos | 7 |
| Total | 119.74 | 113.34 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 | Sam Howell - WAS | 17.74 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 12.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 21.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 2.1 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 1.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 21.7 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 1.5 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 15.9 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 12.6 | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.4 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 17 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 4 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 9 |
| Total | 108.54 | 140.04 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts | Points | Drew Crew | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 8.74 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 17.6 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - BAL | 21 | David Montgomery - DET | 17.8 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 10.1 | Najee Harris - PIT | 4.6 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 7.4 | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 7 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 3.2 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 31.1 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 5 | Evan Engram - JAX | 6.9 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 11 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 10 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 | Miami Dolphins | 13 |
| Total | 107.14 | 133.1 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | lansing leopards | Points | Adam Schefter's Sources | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 18.9 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 21.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 21.3 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 18 | Rachaad White - TB | 17.8 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 2.1 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 2.1 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.7 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 13.5 | Robert Woods - HOU | 9.4 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 | George Kittle - SF | 22.9 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 17 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | 21 | Washington Commanders | 11 |
| Total | 122.3 | 123.54 | ||
| Winner | Adam Schefter's Sources |
| Position | Love Me Sexy | Points | Kirk Cochainz | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 16.16 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.88 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 21.3 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 18 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 18.3 | Aaron Jones - GB | 2.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 1.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 21.7 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 15.4 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 |
| WR | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC | 0 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.9 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 9.5 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 6 | Riley Patterson - DET | 3 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 6 | Buffalo Bills | 21 |
| Total | 94.46 | 117.68 | ||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz |
| Position | Waller? Hardly Know Her | Points | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.88 | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.22 |
| RB | Ty Chandler - MIN | 15 | Aaron Jones - GB | 2.7 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 18 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.3 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 26.6 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 15.9 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 7.4 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 9.5 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.4 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 6 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 11 | Washington Commanders | 11 |
| Total | 106.08 | 120.12 | ||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy |
| Position | Saquon Deez Nutz | Points | Jerry West’s Office Window | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.96 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 30 |
| RB | Ty Chandler - MIN | 15 | Aaron Jones - GB | 2.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 30.6 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 19.2 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 3.2 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 6.8 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 10 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 11 | Detroit Lions | 6 |
| Total | 135.64 | 123.96 | ||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz |
| Position | Scrantonicity 5 | Points | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock Purdy - SF | 26.72 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 19.7 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 10.1 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 1.5 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 7.2 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 26.6 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.9 | Nico Collins - HOU | 13.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 15.9 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 7.4 |
| TE | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 10.6 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 9 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 10 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 |
| Total | 123.12 | 111.84 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 |
| Position | skol! go yikes | Points | Lannisters | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 | Jared Goff - DET | 13.74 |
| RB | Ty Chandler - MIN | 15 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 8.9 |
| RB | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 3.5 | James Conner - ARI | 8.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 2.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 0 |
| WR | Gabe Davis - BUF | 0 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 |
| WR | Noah Brown - HOU | 0 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.9 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 2.7 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 15 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 7 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 | Washington Commanders | 11 |
| Total | 61.64 | 83.34 | ||
| Winner | Lannisters |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 13.74 | - | |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.8 | - | |
| RB | Jerome Ford - CLE | 11.9 | - | |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 6.7 | - | |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 31.1 | - | |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 6.1 | - | |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 22.9 | - | |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 2 | - | |
| D | Houston Texans | 8 | ||
| Total | 120.24 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | team web | Points | Kingpins Of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 17.6 | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 16.94 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 5.4 | Rachaad White - TB | 17.8 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 21.3 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 21 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 30.6 | Noah Brown - HOU | 0 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 27.6 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 2.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.7 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 3.6 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 8.8 | George Kittle - SF | 22.9 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 9 | Jake Moody - SF | 9 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 11 | Miami Dolphins | 13 |
| Total | 150 | 106.34 | ||
| Winner | team web |
| Position | The Funks | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.96 | Justin Fields - CHI | 21.16 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 5.4 | James Conner - ARI | 8.3 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.3 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 31.1 | Chris Godwin - TB | 9.9 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 9.5 | Elijah Moore - CLE | 12 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.2 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 15 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 7 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 |
| Total | 155.86 | 104.76 | ||
| Winner | The Funks |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 16.94 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 18.9 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 18 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 18.3 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 7 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 30 |
| WR | Noah Brown - HOU | 0 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 30.6 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 21.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 20.4 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 16.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15.9 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.2 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 10 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Cleveland Browns | 8 | Detroit Lions | 6 |
| Total | 107.54 | 160.3 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | The Hens | Points | Just the tip Jefferson | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 17.74 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 |
| RB | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 11.9 |
| RB | Keaton Mitchell - BAL | 5.1 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 18 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 7.4 |
| WR | Rashee Rice - KC | 8.2 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 20.4 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 10.2 | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 11.3 |
| TE | Michael Mayer - LV | 8.6 | Donald Parham Jr. - LAC | 9.7 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 8 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 7 |
| D | New York Giants | 19 | Detroit Lions | 6 |
| Total | 125.94 | 107.04 | ||
| Winner | The Hens |
| Position | The Realest | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Howell - WAS | 17.74 | Jared Goff - DET | 13.74 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 7.3 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 8.9 |
| WR | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 11.3 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 1.8 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 26.6 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 26.6 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 6.8 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 10.6 |
| K | Brandon McManus - JAX | 10 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8 |
| Total | 136.44 | 122.74 | ||
| Winner | The Realest |
| Position | Titan Your Butthole | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.34 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 21.66 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 6.1 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 | Aaron Jones - GB | 2.7 |
| WR | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 2.1 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 | Nico Collins - HOU | 13.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 15.9 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 3.2 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 6.2 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 11 | Matt Ammendola - HOU | 3 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 6 | Cleveland Browns | 8 |
| Total | 121.54 | 80.56 | ||
| Winner | Titan Your Butthole |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.88 | Brock Purdy - SF | 26.72 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 7.3 | Brian Robinson - WAS | 20.2 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 2.6 | Devin Singletary - HOU | 19.8 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 7.4 | Rashee Rice - KC | 8.2 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 9.2 | Tank Dell - HOU | 28.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 15.3 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 12.1 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 8.9 | Trey McBride - ARI | 9.3 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 6 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | New York Jets | 1 | Miami Dolphins | 13 |
| Total | 74.58 | 147.22 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
