| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 24.08 | Andy Dalton - NO | 10.9 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 8.6 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 9.2 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11.7 | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 24.9 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 19.5 | Tre'Quan Smith - MIA | 5.9 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 4.2 | Chris Olave - PHI | 13.1 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 13.1 | James Proche II - BAL | 4.2 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 8 | Baltimore Ravens - PHI | 11 |
| Total | 109.18 | 98.6 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 42.72 | Geno Smith - SEA | 20.8 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11.7 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 | Michael Carter - NYJ | 15.6 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 17.7 | Joshua Palmer - SEA | 18.6 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 9.4 | Rondale Moore - CIN | 14.9 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 2.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 14.7 |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 8.5 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 8 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 6 | Cincinnati Bengals - KC | 8 |
| Total | 114.02 | 121.7 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 42.72 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 17.52 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 6.5 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 26.6 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 4.1 | Caleb Huntley - ATL | 3.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 10.6 | Tre'Quan Smith - WAS | 5.9 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 9.4 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - CIN | 18.8 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 17.5 | James Proche II - BAL | 4.2 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 8 | Ryan Succop - TB | 11 |
| D | Green Bay Packers - GB | 5 | Philadelphia Eagles - GB | 8 |
| Total | 118.82 | 110.42 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Two Girls One Kupp | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 13.64 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 16.4 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 6.4 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11.7 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | Stefon Diggs - LAC | 14.3 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 18.7 | DeVonta Smith - GB | 4.2 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 5.9 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - IND | 3 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 8 | Buffalo Bills - CIN | 4 |
| Total | 83.34 | 92.4 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Scrantonicity 4 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 20.02 | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 7.56 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 6.4 | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 11 |
| WR | Marquez Callaway - NO | 5.4 | Chris Godwin - NO | 10.7 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 9.4 | Garrett Wilson - CIN | 17.9 |
| WR | DeSean Jackson - BAL | 2.6 | Rondale Moore - ARI | 14.9 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 5.9 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 8 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 8 | Indianapolis Colts - PHI | 8 |
| Total | 81.02 | 91.06 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 4 |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes II - | Joe Burrow - CIN | 19.14 | |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 16 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 8.8 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 26.6 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 13 | Garrett Wilson - CIN | 17.9 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 18.7 | DeAndre Hopkins - GB | 13.6 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 13.1 | Robert Woods - TEN | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15 | Hunter Henry - NE | 9 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 8 |
| D | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 4 | Cincinnati Bengals - BUF | 8 |
| Total | 116.4 | 96.14 | ||
| Winner | Mister Commisioner |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 17.52 | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 13.64 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 24.1 | Michael Carter - NYJ | 15.6 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 6.5 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 11.7 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 25.5 | DeAndre Hopkins - MIN | 13.6 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 7.4 | Devin Duvernay - NE | 1.5 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 19.5 | Allen Lazard - GB | 18.7 |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 8.5 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 |
| D | Miami Dolphins - MIA | 8 | Green Bay Packers - MIA | 5 |
| Total | 127.02 | 104.74 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 18.36 | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 13.64 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 4.1 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 6.7 |
| WR | Mecole Hardman - KC | 19.9 | Romeo Doubs - KC | 2.8 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 2.8 | Adam Thielen - GB | 9.7 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 18.7 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 4.7 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.8 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Wil Lutz - NO | 7 | Riley Patterson - JAX | 10 |
| D | LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | Green Bay Packers - LAC | 5 |
| Total | 85.26 | 77.24 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
| Position | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 16.7 | - | |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - DET | 8 | - | |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 11.4 | - | |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | - LAC | |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 3.3 | - ATL | |
| WR | Zay Jones - JAX | 9 | - | |
| TE | Juwan Johnson - NO | 12.2 | - | |
| K | - | - | ||
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 11 | - BAL | |
| Total | 90.2 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 16.7 | Geno Smith - SEA | 20.8 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 3.7 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 2.3 | Rachaad White - TB | 6.4 |
| WR | Chase Claypool - CHI | 3.7 | Zay Jones - CHI | 9 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 18.8 | Devin Duvernay - KC | 1.5 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | DeAndre Carter - LAC | 10.3 | |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 1.3 | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 1.3 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 4 | Ryan Succop - TB | 11 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | -1 | Miami Dolphins - LV | 8 |
| Total | 51.4 | 72 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | Loose Ends Only | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 18.36 | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 7.56 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 13.6 |
| RB | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 24.9 | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 4.1 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 5.2 | Justin Jefferson - IND | 25.5 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 17.1 | Tee Higgins - WAS | 13 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 17.9 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 5.9 | Cade Otton - TB | 17.8 |
| K | Mason Crosby GB - | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 | |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 6 | New England Patriots - KC | 26 |
| Total | 101.66 | 131.46 | ||
| Winner | Loose Ends Only |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes II - | Geno Smith - SEA | 20.8 | |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 6.5 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 55.1 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 18.3 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | Terry McLaurin - | 10.6 | |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 19.5 | Tyler Boyd - MIA | 9.4 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 17.7 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 4.7 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 8 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 8 | Philadelphia Eagles - CIN | 8 |
| Total | 120.4 | 114.5 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 18.36 | Justin Fields - CHI | 42.72 |
| RB | Leonard Fournette - TB | 11 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 8.6 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 6.7 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 10.1 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | DJ Moore - LAC | 4.4 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 18.7 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - GB | 18.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 7.4 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 1.7 | Evan Engram - JAX | 1.8 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 6 | Matt Prater - ARI | 3 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 8 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - PHI | 9 |
| Total | 96.46 | 117.02 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 42.72 | Jared Goff - DET | 11.38 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 24.1 | Deon Jackson - IND | 5.6 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 23.5 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 18.6 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 26.8 | Justin Jefferson - LAR | 25.5 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 17.9 | M. Valdes-Scantling - | |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Nick Folk - NE | 17 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 26 | Minnesota Vikings - NE | 8 |
| Total | 184.82 | 118.98 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Gotham | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 20.02 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 20.02 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 15.3 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 16 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 8.8 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 5.6 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 15.9 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 15.9 |
| WR | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 1.5 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - BAL | 18.8 |
| WR | Mecole Hardman - KC | 19.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 26.8 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 1.3 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 9.4 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 8 | Baltimore Ravens - PHI | 11 |
| Total | 92.72 | 133.52 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 17.52 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 24.08 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 9.2 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 26.6 |
| RB | Leonard Fournette - TB | 11 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 1.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 13.1 | Tyreek Hill - NO | 27.3 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 10.7 | Zay Jones - TB | 9 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 7.4 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 2.8 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 20.6 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 5.9 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 | Matt Prater - ARI | 3 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 9 | Kansas City Chiefs - TB | 6 |
| Total | 108.52 | 106.58 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
