| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 17.62 | Andy Dalton - NO | 17.16 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.9 | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 31.8 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 31.5 | Curtis Samuel - MIA | 10.9 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.8 | Jerry Jeudy - BUF | 18.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 17.5 | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 13.4 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 11 | Cade York - CLE | 7 |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 10 | Dallas Cowboys - NYJ | 10 |
| Total | 172.52 | 137.16 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 9.04 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 29.18 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 10.1 | Ken Walker III - | |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 | David Montgomery - CHI | 8.5 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | Curtis Samuel - TB | 10.9 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 | Robert Woods - CAR | 2.6 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Drake London - ATL | 7.1 | |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 12.8 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 10 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 5 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 |
| Total | 103.64 | 83.08 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 9.04 | PJ Walker - | |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 25.2 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 12.9 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 7.4 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 9.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 10.2 | Terrace Marshall Jr. - NO | 12.7 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.8 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.8 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 8.5 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 3.4 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 8 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 10 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 10 |
| Total | 128.64 | 106.6 | ||
| Winner | Loose Ends Only |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 29.18 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 21.82 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 33.7 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 20.7 | Ken Walker III - | |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 31.5 | Justin Jefferson - MIA | 15.8 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 12.8 | DeAndre Hopkins - CIN | 33.9 |
| WR | Marquise Goodwin - SEA | 7.3 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.3 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 13.4 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.4 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 0 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 |
| Total | 163.68 | 155.92 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Gotham | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 1.94 | - | |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | - | |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 2 | - | |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 0 | - BAL | |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 21 | - NE | |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 8.9 | - | |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 12.8 | - | |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 | - | |
| D | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 10 | - DAL | |
| Total | 100.44 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Ghost of Goodell's Past |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| TE | - | - | ||
| K | - | - | ||
| D | - | - | ||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 13.48 | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 22.42 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 | D'Andre Swift - DET | 14.3 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 39.6 | Greg Dortch - PHI | 1.2 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 16.6 | K.J. Osborn - WAS | 8.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 7.3 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 13.4 | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 12.8 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 2 | Randy Bullock - TEN | 4 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | Jacksonville Jaguars - PHI | 5 |
| Total | 169.08 | 83.52 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 17.7 | Derek Carr - LV | 1.94 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 8.5 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 7.4 |
| RB | James Robinson - NYJ | 1.7 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 33.7 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 30.6 | Tee Higgins - MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 22.8 | Jakobi Meyers - BUF | 21 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 3.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 12.3 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.4 | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 12.7 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 | Cade York - CLE | 7 |
| D | Houston Texans - HOU | 7 | Houston Texans - HOU | 7 |
| Total | 114.2 | 116.94 | ||
| Winner | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 29.18 | Jacoby Brissett - CLE | 20.32 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 9.3 | Samaje Perine - CIN | 4.7 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 11.2 | |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 30.6 | Tyler Boyd - MIA | 12.8 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 33.9 | Tee Higgins - ARI | 13.9 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 12.8 | Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE | 12.1 |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 8.2 | Harrison Bryant - CLE | 0 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 0 | Evan McPherson - CIN | -1 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 3 | Cincinnati Bengals - ATL | 4 |
| Total | 126.98 | 78.02 | ||
| Winner | "Inspire Money" Initiative |
| Position | Mills Thrills | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 28.4 | Andy Dalton - NO | 17.16 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 17.5 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 | Latavius Murray - DEN | 12.9 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 7.3 | Chris Olave - PHI | 10.2 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 33.9 | Brandin Cooks - ARI | 11.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 1.6 |
| TE | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 | Cade York - CLE | 7 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 7 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 7 |
| Total | 162.4 | 91.46 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 29.18 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 29.18 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 31.8 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 10.1 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 33.7 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 30.6 | Tee Higgins - MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 13.9 | DJ Moore - CIN | 27.5 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | 23.4 | Rondale Moore - ARI | 23.4 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 19 | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 11 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 |
| D | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 11 | Indianapolis Colts - TEN | 4 |
| Total | 176.98 | 160.38 | ||
| Winner | Ridley Casino Emporium |
| Position | Mills Thrills | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 28.4 | Andy Dalton - NO | 17.16 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 17.5 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 | Latavius Murray - DEN | 12.9 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 7.3 | Chris Olave - PHI | 10.2 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 33.9 | Brandin Cooks - ARI | 11.3 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 1.6 |
| TE | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 8 | Cade York - CLE | 7 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 7 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 7 |
| Total | 162.4 | 91.46 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 1.94 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 29.18 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 8.5 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 21.3 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 33.7 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 10.2 | DeVonta Smith - NO | 7.3 |
| WR | Marquise Goodwin - SEA | 7.3 | Mack Hollins - SEA | 13.4 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 27.5 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.3 |
| TE | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 6.8 | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 8.2 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 4 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 2 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 3 | Indianapolis Colts - ATL | 4 |
| Total | 90.54 | 148.88 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 21.82 | Tom Brady - TB | 17.1 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 15.2 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 35.8 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 6.5 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 12.8 | Robert Woods - CIN | 2.6 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 7.3 | Van Jefferson - PHI | 0 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 31.5 | Gabriel Davis - | |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 11 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 9 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 | Graham Gano - NYG | 8 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | Buffalo Bills - PHI | 4 |
| Total | 158.42 | 83 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 24.64 | Andy Dalton - NO | 17.16 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 40.26 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 33.7 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 31.5 | Mike Evans - MIA | 18.3 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 7.1 | DeAndre Hopkins - ATL | 33.9 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 0 | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 11.3 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 11 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 3.5 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 4 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 5 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 3 | Washington Commanders - ATL | 7 |
| Total | 129.2 | 137.56 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 17.38 | Geno Smith - SEA | 19.08 |
| RB | Damien Harris - NE | 7.2 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 7.7 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 21.3 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 42.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 21 | Stefon Diggs - NE | 22.8 |
| WR | Chase Claypool - PIT | 12.54 | DeVonta Smith - PIT | 7.3 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 10.2 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 12.7 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 12.8 | Hunter Henry - NE | 3.2 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 10 | Chase McLaughlin - IND | 11 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | Indianapolis Colts - PHI | 4 |
| Total | 125.42 | 130.58 | ||
| Winner | why am I still doing this |
