| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 13.54 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 39.24 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Ken Walker III - | ||
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 15.7 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 12.9 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 17.5 | Mike Williams - LV | 21.6 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 2.2 | Jaylen Waddle - SEA | 12.8 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 1.9 | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 6.2 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 9.9 | David Njoku - CLE | 14.1 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | Riley Patterson - JAX | 2 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - NE | 1 |
| Total | 74.74 | 109.84 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 15.76 | Ryan Tannehill - TEN | 3.88 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.5 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 13.2 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 20.9 |
| WR | Robert Woods - TEN | 5.6 | Robert Woods - TEN | 5.6 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 11.5 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - GB | 25.4 |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 0 | Mike Evans - TB | 18.6 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.3 | David Njoku - CLE | 14.1 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 5 | Graham Gano - NYG | 11 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - NE | 1 |
| Total | 88.36 | 113.68 | ||
| Winner | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Gotham | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 13.1 | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 10.28 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 23.8 | |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 9.2 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 20.9 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 2.2 | Jakobi Meyers - SEA | 11.4 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 11.4 | Chase Claypool - NE | 9.1 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | DeVante Parker - NE | 9.8 | |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 2.2 | Hunter Henry - NE | 2.2 |
| K | Taylor Bertolet - LAC | 3 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 5 |
| D | Miami Dolphins - MIA | 11 | New England Patriots - MIA | 4 |
| Total | 52.1 | 96.48 | ||
| Winner | Gotham |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Mister Commisioner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 13.54 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 16.32 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Josh Jacobs - LV | 36.5 | |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 36.5 | Ken Walker III - | |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 17.5 | Tyreek Hill - LV | 14.2 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 25.4 | Nico Collins - KC | 6.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 18.3 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 9.5 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 6.2 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.5 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 3 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | New England Patriots - NE | 4 |
| Total | 124.44 | 112.32 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 11.7 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 16.32 |
| RB | Leonard Fournette - TB | 4.6 | Ken Walker III - | |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 12.9 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 36.5 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 11.5 | Tyreek Hill - GB | 14.2 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 0 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 20.3 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 0 | Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE | 11.1 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 2.2 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 0.4 |
| K | Cade York - CLE | 8 | Jason Myers - SEA | 16 |
| D | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 20 | New England Patriots - TEN | 4 |
| Total | 70.9 | 118.82 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 13.54 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 18.12 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 17.5 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 36.7 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 | Ken Walker III - | |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.6 | Jaylen Waddle - DAL | 12.8 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 11.5 | Tyler Lockett - GB | 11.5 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 8.6 | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 8.6 |
| TE | Juwan Johnson - NO | 20.2 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.5 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 9 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | New England Patriots - NE | 4 |
| Total | 113.64 | 116.22 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 15.94 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.28 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 18.1 | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 0.5 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 13.2 | Ken Walker III - | |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 21.6 | Romeo Doubs - LAC | 0 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 11.5 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - GB | 25.4 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 9.5 | Robert Woods - TEN | 5.6 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 8.8 | Cade Otton - TB | 10.4 |
| K | Brett Maher - DAL | 6 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | Tennessee Titans - NE | 20 |
| Total | 108.64 | 80.18 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 39.24 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 18.12 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 4.3 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 13.2 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 11 | Aaron Jones - GB | 28.6 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 11.4 | Mike Williams - NE | 21.6 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 0 | Tyler Lockett - GB | 11.5 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 1.4 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 5.3 |
| TE | Foster Moreau - LV | 5.8 | Noah Fant - SEA | 1.7 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 5 | Jason Myers - SEA | 16 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 9 | Seattle Seahawks - IND | 7 |
| Total | 87.14 | 123.02 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 10.28 | Tom Brady - TB | 11.7 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 17.5 | Ken Walker III - | |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 1.5 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 2.2 | Chris Godwin - SEA | 11.5 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 11.5 | Allen Lazard - TB | 11.5 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 10.4 | Alec Pierce - IND | 6.7 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.3 | Cade Otton - TB | 10.4 |
| K | Mason Crosby GB - | Ryan Succop - TB | 3 | |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 1 | New York Jets - TB | 6 |
| Total | 65.68 | 78.5 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 15.94 | Matt Ryan - IND | 9.92 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 17.5 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 4.3 | Ken Walker III - | |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.3 | Romeo Doubs - CIN | 0 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 8.2 | Alec Pierce - BAL | 6.7 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 25.4 | Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE | 11.1 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 10.4 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 20.2 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 6 | New York Jets - NYJ | 6 |
| Total | 107.04 | 77.62 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 18.12 | - | |
| RB | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 11 | - | |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 7.3 | - | |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 15.2 | - SF | |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.6 | - DAL | |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 8.5 | - | |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 10.8 | - | |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - LAC | 0 | - | |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 6 | - NYJ | |
| Total | 87.52 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Ridley Casino Emporium |
| Position | Mills Thrills | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 18.12 | Tom Brady - TB | 11.7 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 10.6 | |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 7 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 11.5 | Allen Lazard - GB | 11.5 |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 0 | Parris Campbell - DAL | 23 |
| WR | Robert Woods - TEN | 5.6 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 29.5 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.3 | Kylen Granson - IND | 1.6 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 3 | Brett Maher - DAL | 6 |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | New England Patriots - NE | 4 |
| Total | 71.22 | 104.9 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 28.78 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 16.32 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 0.5 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 0 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 10.6 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 11 | Alec Pierce - NYG | 6.7 |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 0 | Allen Lazard - DAL | 11.5 |
| WR | Randall Cobb - GB | 0 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 2.2 |
| TE | Foster Moreau - LV | 5.8 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.3 |
| K | Cade York - CLE | 8 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 6 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - NYJ | 1 |
| Total | 77.28 | 70.12 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 15.94 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.28 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 12.9 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 23.8 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 7.8 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 12.9 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 12.8 | Tee Higgins - MIA | 14.3 |
| WR | Chase Claypool - PIT | 9.1 | Jakobi Meyers - PIT | 11.4 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 6.7 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.6 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 9.9 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.3 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 16 | Harrison Butker - KC | 5 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 1 | New England Patriots - TB | 4 |
| Total | 92.14 | 105.58 | ||
| Winner | why am I still doing this |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 11.7 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 39.24 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 23.8 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 18.1 |
| RB | J.D. McKissic - WAS | 0.4 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 13.2 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 12.8 | Amari Cooper - MIA | 10.4 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 9.5 | Tee Higgins - PIT | 14.3 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 6.7 | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 11.4 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 14.1 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 11.3 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 | Riley Patterson - JAX | 2 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 6 | New York Giants - CIN | 0 |
| Total | 90 | 119.94 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 13.54 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 28.78 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 16.7 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 17.7 |
| RB | Chase Edmonds - MIA | 1.7 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 7.8 |
| WR | KJ Hamler - DEN | 2.8 | Terry McLaurin - DEN | 18.3 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 29.5 | M. Valdes-Scantling - CIN | |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 11 | Michael Gallup - DAL | 0 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 1.7 | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 5.7 |
| K | Mason Crosby GB - | Cairo Santos - CHI | 18 | |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 4 | New York Giants - NE | 0 |
| Total | 80.94 | 96.28 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
