| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.68 | Tom Brady - TB | 13.72 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 20.1 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 22.1 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 7.4 | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 3.4 | DK Metcalf - DEN | 5.4 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 | Rondale Moore - TB | 10.9 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.7 | George Pickens - PIT | 5.8 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 23.6 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 7.9 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 3 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 4 | Chicago Bears - TB | 8 |
| Total | 110.38 | 86.32 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.68 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 32.5 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 7.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 14.7 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 30.8 | Mike Evans - BUF | 8.2 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | 10.9 | Christian Kirk - ARI | 10.8 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 1.8 | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 14 | Evan Engram - JAX | 9 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 3 | Wil Lutz - NO | 14 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 8 | Jacksonville Jaguars - MIN | -4 |
| Total | 98.08 | 125.8 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 16.1 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 14.88 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 8 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 22.1 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 8.2 | Curtis Samuel - TB | 2.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - ATL | 26.4 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.1 | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 7.9 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 14 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 14 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 1 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Washington Commanders - LAR | 11 |
| Total | 86.8 | 132.58 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 14.88 | Tom Brady - TB | 13.72 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 15.3 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 | J.K. Dobbins - BAL | 1.5 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 11.8 | Deebo Samuel - ARI | 16 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 17.6 | Tyler Boyd - GB | 12.6 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 15.6 | Scotty Miller - TB | 0 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 8.8 | George Kittle - SF | 16.3 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 4 | Graham Gano - NYG | 6 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 |
| Total | 117.28 | 91.42 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 24.9 | - | |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 20.1 | - | |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 5.8 | - | |
| WR | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 2.4 | - BAL | |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 | - TB | |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 5.4 | - | |
| TE | Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN | 0 | - | |
| K | Brandon McManus - DEN | 13 | - | |
| D | New England Patriots - NE | 13 | - NE | |
| Total | 100.1 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Ghost of Goodell's Past |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Gotham | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| RB | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| WR | - | - | ||
| TE | - | - | ||
| K | - | - | ||
| D | - | - | ||
| Total | 0 | 0 | ||
| Winner |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 16.94 | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.68 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Deon Jackson - IND | 28.1 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 7 | Chris Olave - ATL | 0 |
| WR | Jamal Agnew - JAX | 3.4 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 16.7 |
| TE | Will Dissly - SEA | 2.2 | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 5.1 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 2 | Brandon McManus - DEN | 13 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | New York Jets - LAR | 21 |
| Total | 91.64 | 121.58 | ||
| Winner | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 4.16 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 11.82 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 7.4 | Phillip Lindsay - IND | 6.2 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 14.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - NYJ | 0 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - NYJ | 22.3 |
| WR | James Proche II - BAL | 0 | Alec Pierce - BAL | 13.9 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 4.8 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 12.6 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 8.8 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 1.7 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Wil Lutz - NO | 14 |
| D | New Orleans Saints - NO | 4 | Dallas Cowboys - NO | 6 |
| Total | 47.36 | 113.62 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Josh Allen - BUF | 26.36 | |
| RB | - | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 18.5 | |
| RB | - | Ken Walker III - | ||
| WR | - | Deebo Samuel - | 16 | |
| WR | - | Tyler Lockett - | 3.7 | |
| WR | - | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 2.9 | |
| TE | - | Gerald Everett - LAC | 7.9 | |
| K | - | Evan McPherson - CIN | 8 | |
| D | - | Jacksonville Jaguars - | -4 | |
| Total | 0 | 79.36 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 13.72 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 32.5 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 8 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 28.1 | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 19.7 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 32.2 | Brandon Powell - CIN | 8 |
| WR | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 2.9 | David Sills V - BUF | 1.8 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 17.6 | Marquise Goodwin - SEA | 4.6 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 24.9 | David Njoku - CLE | 8.8 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 2 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 4 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 4 |
| Total | 134.92 | 93.4 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 32.5 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 13.52 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 13.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.1 | Chris Godwin - GB | 15.5 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 8.2 | DJ Moore - TB | 3.7 |
| WR | Ben Skowronek - LAR | 16.7 | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 13.8 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 12.7 | Will Dissly - SEA | 2.2 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 2 | Wil Lutz - NO | 14 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Carolina Panthers - LAR | 8 |
| Total | 110.9 | 105.32 | ||
| Winner | Ridley Casino Emporium |
| Position | Mills Thrills | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 13.72 | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.68 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 13.2 |
| RB | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 0.8 | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 | Tyler Lockett - TB | 3.7 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 5.4 | Gabriel Davis - SEA | |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 13.9 | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 2.4 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 9 | Evan Engram - JAX | 9 |
| K | Wil Lutz - NO | 14 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 8 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 |
| Total | 107.42 | 68.48 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.68 | Bailey Zappe - NE | 18.36 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Alvin Kamara - NO | 18.4 | |
| RB | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 15.3 | Christian McCaffrey - CAR | 22.8 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Christian Kirk - | 10.8 | |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 16 | Courtland Sutton - SF | 3.4 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | Deebo Samuel - SF | 16 | |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 10.5 | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 0 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 13 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Seattle Seahawks - LAR | 14 |
| Total | 77.48 | 110.76 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 13.72 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 13.52 |
| RB | Deon Jackson - IND | 28.1 | David Montgomery - CHI | 9 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - ARI | 9.5 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 25.1 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | Marquise Brown - | 11.8 | |
| WR | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 2.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 28.3 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 14 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 14 |
| K | Matt Gay - LAR | 6 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 8 |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Jacksonville Jaguars - LAR | -4 |
| Total | 99.72 | 121.22 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.68 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 14.88 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 8 | David Montgomery - CHI | 9 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 0.5 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 11.8 | Amari Cooper - ARI | 14.4 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 1.8 | Mike Williams - LAC | 1.8 |
| WR | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 2.9 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 11.8 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 19.2 | George Kittle - SF | 16.3 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 6 | Mason Crosby GB - | |
| D | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | Baltimore Ravens - LAR | 8 |
| Total | 72.88 | 99.18 | ||
| Winner | why am I still doing this |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 16.5 | Tom Brady - TB | 13.72 |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 9.2 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 0.8 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 7.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 20.1 |
| WR | Randall Cobb - GB | 1.8 | Darnell Mooney - GB | 13.8 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 4.8 | Gabriel Davis - MIN | |
| WR | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 2.4 | Chris Godwin - TB | 15.5 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 8.8 | David Njoku - CLE | 8.8 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 10 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 8 | Los Angeles Rams - MIN | 10 |
| Total | 68.7 | 88.72 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
