| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 19.74 | Cooper Rush - DAL | 3.98 |
| RB | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 13.3 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 20.2 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 25.4 | AJ Dillon - GB | 3.4 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 30.32 | DJ Moore - MIN | 10.7 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 0 | Corey Davis - BAL | 5.8 |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 8.4 | Mack Hollins - LV | 0 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 2.7 | Austin Hooper - TEN | 1.7 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 1 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 1 |
| D | Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | Seattle Seahawks - GB | -1 |
| Total | 103.86 | 45.78 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 17.22 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.34 |
| RB | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 13.3 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 13.3 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 27.7 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 27.4 | Corey Davis - LV | 5.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 24.1 | Chris Olave - NE | 15.4 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 15.4 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 5.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 17.5 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 3.2 |
| K | Cade York - CLE | 2 | Robbie Gould - SF | 6 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 6 | Denver Broncos - JAX | 13 |
| Total | 142.42 | 100.64 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 16.88 | Geno Smith - SEA | 24.02 |
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 25.4 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 35.9 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 8.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 13 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - MIA | 5.8 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 15.4 | Christian Kirk - NO | 2.1 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | Deebo Samuel - SF | 11.2 | |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 11.6 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 0 |
| K | Cade York - CLE | 2 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 16 |
| D | Miami Dolphins - MIA | -1 | Minnesota Vikings - MIA | 6 |
| Total | 102.78 | 109.42 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 19.74 | Bailey Zappe - NE | 10.02 |
| RB | Damien Harris - NE | 2.2 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 27.7 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 8.4 | Christian McCaffrey - CAR | 23.4 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 6.2 | Devin Duvernay - PHI | 12.8 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 24.2 | Brandon Aiyuk - BUF | 8.8 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 0 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 0 | Will Dissly - SEA | 4.1 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 6 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 5 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 6 | Los Angeles Rams - MIN | 6 |
| Total | 91.44 | 97.82 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | End Zone Jones | Points | Mister Commisioner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Teddy Bridgewater - MIA | 0 | - | |
| RB | Mark Ingram II - NO | 3.6 | - | |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 | - | |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12 | - CIN | |
| WR | Elijah Moore - NYJ | 2.1 | - NYJ | |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 5.7 | - | |
| TE | Adam Trautman - NO | 11.2 | - | |
| K | Cade York - CLE | 2 | - | |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 6 | - MIN | |
| Total | 62.1 | 0 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - NO | 9.88 | Josh Allen - BUF | 35.16 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 14.7 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 25.4 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Cooper Kupp - | 25.9 | |
| WR | Robert Woods - TEN | 7.7 | Tee Higgins - TEN | 0 |
| WR | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 12.8 | Drake London - ATL | 7.5 |
| TE | O.J. Howard - HOU | 0 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 1.2 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 11 | Cade York - CLE | 2 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 0 | Minnesota Vikings - KC | 6 |
| Total | 75.58 | 122.66 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 16.88 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 9.16 |
| RB | Mike Boone - DEN | 11.5 | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 26.1 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 5.6 | James Robinson - JAX | 5.9 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 15.4 | Jerry Jeudy - NO | 8.3 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 5.3 | A.J. Brown - MIA | 6.2 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 12.1 | Chris Olave - NO | 15.4 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 1.2 | Darren Waller - LV | 0 |
| K | Mason Crosby GB - | Brandon McManus - DEN | 10 | |
| D | New Orleans Saints - NO | 3 | San Francisco 49ers - NO | 15 |
| Total | 70.98 | 96.06 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Gotham | Points | Freak of Nature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.76 | |
| RB | - | Nick Chubb - CLE | 25.4 | |
| RB | - | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 20.2 | |
| WR | - | DeVonta Smith - | 18.7 | |
| WR | - | Chris Godwin - | 12.3 | |
| WR | - | Noah Brown - DAL | 1.5 | |
| TE | - | Mark Andrews - BAL | 22.9 | |
| K | - | Evan McPherson - CIN | 6 | |
| D | - | Buffalo Bills - | 10 | |
| Total | 0 | 131.76 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Teddy Bridgewater - MIA | 0 | Derek Carr - LV | 17.22 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 | Damien Harris - NE | 2.2 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 5.9 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 14.4 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 27.4 | Tyler Boyd - SEA | 6.2 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 2.7 | Curtis Samuel - LV | 12.2 |
| WR | Jarvis Landry - NO | 0 | Robert Woods - TEN | 7.7 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 0 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 17.5 |
| K | Matthew Wright - KC | 7 | Jason Myers - SEA | 9 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - MIN | -1 |
| Total | 68.5 | 85.42 | ||
| Winner | Two Girls One Kupp |
| Position | HTTWFT | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Teddy Bridgewater - MIA | 0 | |
| RB | - | Nyheim Hines - IND | 1.8 | |
| RB | - | Damien Harris - NE | 2.2 | |
| WR | - | Jakobi Meyers - | 24.1 | |
| WR | - | Devin Duvernay - | 12.8 | |
| WR | - | DJ Chark Jr. - DET | 0 | |
| TE | - | Logan Thomas - WAS | 0 | |
| K | - | Matt Gay - LAR | 3 | |
| D | - | Tennessee Titans - | 5 | |
| Total | 0 | 48.9 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - NO | 9.88 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.34 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 5.9 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 5.6 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 19.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 15.4 | Chris Olave - NO | 15.4 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 6 | Curtis Samuel - HOU | 12.2 |
| WR | Robert Woods - TEN | 7.7 | Robert Woods - TEN | 7.7 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 10.8 | David Njoku - CLE | 14.8 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 7 | Mason Crosby GB - | |
| D | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 10 | Minnesota Vikings - BUF | 6 |
| Total | 91.88 | 91.54 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes II - | Tom Brady - TB | 19.74 | |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 23.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.5 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 14.7 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 6.5 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12 | DeVonta Smith - CIN | 18.7 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 5.7 | Devin Duvernay - NYJ | 12.8 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 12.3 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 2.1 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 17.5 | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 4 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 1 | Cameron Dicker - PHI | 9 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 6 | San Francisco 49ers - MIN | 15 |
| Total | 92.6 | 107.34 | ||
| Winner | Ridley Casino Emporium |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.34 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.34 |
| RB | J.K. Dobbins - BAL | 4.4 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 6.5 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 19.2 | Aaron Jones - GB | 10 |
| WR | Robert Woods - TEN | 7.7 | Mike Evans - TEN | 12.1 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12 | A.J. Brown - CIN | 6.2 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 2.1 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 2.1 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 1.2 | Austin Hooper - TEN | 1.7 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 18 | Ryan Succop - TB | 8 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 6 | San Francisco 49ers - JAX | 15 |
| Total | 80.94 | 71.94 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 35.16 | Derek Carr - LV | 17.22 |
| RB | Nyheim Hines - IND | 1.8 | J.K. Dobbins - BAL | 4.4 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 20.2 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 5.6 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Jerry Jeudy - | 8.3 | |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 20.6 | Mack Hollins - CLE | 0 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 6 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 27.4 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 22.9 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 17.5 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 1 | Ryan Succop - TB | 8 |
| D | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 10 | Minnesota Vikings - BUF | 6 |
| Total | 117.66 | 94.42 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.76 | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 16.88 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 27.7 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.5 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 1.1 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 27.7 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 25.9 | Tee Higgins - LAR | 0 |
| WR | Mack Hollins - LV | 0 | Mike Evans - LV | 12.1 |
| WR | Russell Gage - TB | 6 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 11 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 0 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 17.5 |
| K | Cade York - CLE | 2 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 7 |
| D | Miami Dolphins - MIA | -1 | Miami Dolphins - MIA | -1 |
| Total | 76.46 | 95.68 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.34 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 22.24 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 19.2 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 8.4 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 5.9 | Damien Harris - NE | 2.2 |
| WR | Corey Davis - NYJ | 5.8 | Corey Davis - NYJ | 5.8 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 0.8 | Devin Duvernay - GB | 12.8 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | 13.1 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 6.7 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 11.6 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 17.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 0 | Wil Lutz - NO | 9 |
| D | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 6 | Tennessee Titans - JAX | 5 |
| Total | 72.74 | 89.64 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
