| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 5.66 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 15.96 |
| RB | Leonard Fournette - TB | 18.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 3.3 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 |
| WR | Corey Davis - NYJ | 18.4 | Tyreek Hill - NYJ | 25.9 |
| WR | Greg Dortch - ARI | 1.6 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 20.8 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 0 | |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 9.7 | Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN | 0 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 9 | Robbie Gould - SF | 5 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 11 | Las Vegas Raiders - DAL | 13 |
| Total | 84.86 | 95.06 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 3.86 | Josh Allen - BUF | 23.52 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 8.8 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 |
| WR | Noah Brown - DAL | 9.1 | Amari Cooper - DAL | 1.9 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 20.8 | DJ Chark Jr. - ARI | 0 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 4.2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 16.2 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 37.9 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 5.3 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 13 | Randy Bullock - TEN | 7 |
| D | Green Bay Packers - GB | 8 | Tennessee Titans - GB | 9 |
| Total | 131.86 | 95.62 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 15.96 | Ryan Tannehill - TEN | 14.38 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 10.1 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 9.8 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 18.2 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 4.2 | Josh Reynolds - PIT | 21.1 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 4.7 | Noah Brown - PHI | 9.1 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 17.6 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 4.7 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 16.7 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.2 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 11 | LA Chargers - DAL | 8 |
| Total | 110.46 | 107.18 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 22.88 | Jared Goff - DET | 29.22 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 7.4 | David Montgomery - CHI | 0 |
| RB | Rashaad Penny - SEA | 28.7 | Chase Edmonds - MIA | 10 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Noah Brown - | 9.1 | |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.7 | Breshad Perriman - NO | 0 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 19 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 6.1 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 9.7 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 5.3 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 17 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 12 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 22 | Dallas Cowboys - SF | 11 |
| Total | 143.38 | 82.72 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Freak of Nature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 31.7 | Josh Allen - BUF | 23.52 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 |
| RB | J.D. McKissic - WAS | 8.6 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 4.2 | Stefon Diggs - PIT | 10.2 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 19 | Chris Olave - LAC | 16.7 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 16.2 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 1.9 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 9.7 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 7 |
| K | Riley Patterson - JAX | 3 | Brett Maher - DAL | 15 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 6 | Green Bay Packers - MIN | 8 |
| Total | 122.3 | 117.32 | ||
| Winner | Ghost of Goodell's Past |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Josh Allen - BUF | 23.52 | |
| RB | - | Nick Chubb - CLE | 20.7 | |
| RB | - | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | |
| WR | - | Tyreek Hill - | 25.9 | |
| WR | - | Tee Higgins - | 25.4 | |
| WR | - | Mike Evans - TB | 30.3 | |
| TE | - | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 11.7 | |
| K | - | Evan McPherson - CIN | 11 | |
| D | - | Dallas Cowboys - | 11 | |
| Total | 0 | 183.42 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Jacoby Brissett - CLE | 14.96 | |
| RB | - | Breece Hall - NYJ | 15.8 | |
| RB | - | Alvin Kamara - NO | 0 | |
| WR | - | Drake London - | 3.7 | |
| WR | - | Chris Olave - | 16.7 | |
| WR | - | David Bell - CLE | 5.5 | |
| TE | - | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 11.7 | |
| K | - | Brett Maher - DAL | 15 | |
| D | - | Green Bay Packers - | 8 | |
| Total | 0 | 91.36 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Gotham | Points | Loose Ends Only | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Jared Goff - DET | 29.22 | |
| RB | - | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | |
| RB | - | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | |
| WR | - | Deebo Samuel - | 23.7 | |
| WR | - | Allen Lazard - | 17.6 | |
| WR | - | Chase Claypool - PIT | 0 | |
| TE | - | Evan Engram - JAX | 2.6 | |
| K | - | Dustin Hopkins - LAC | 10 | |
| D | - | Carolina Panthers - | 9 | |
| Total | 0 | 127.12 | ||
| Winner | Loose Ends Only |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 3.86 | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 3.86 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | Rashaad Penny - SEA | 28.7 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 4.9 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 3.7 | Drake London - ATL | 3.7 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 11.2 | Isaiah McKenzie - HOU | 12.1 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 2.7 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 4.2 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 10.2 | David Njoku - CLE | 9.7 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | Dustin Hopkins - LAC | 10 |
| D | LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | New York Giants - LAC | 15 |
| Total | 59.66 | 111.16 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 11.52 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 20.08 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 19 | Garrett Wilson - LAC | 6.1 |
| WR | DJ Chark Jr. - DET | 0 | Brandon Aiyuk - DET | 7.7 |
| WR | Mack Hollins - LV | 6.3 | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 12.1 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 2.6 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 10.2 |
| K | Matt Gay - LAR | 9 | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 6 |
| D | New York Giants - NYG | 15 | Dallas Cowboys - NYG | 11 |
| Total | 98.42 | 108.18 | ||
| Winner | Two Girls One Kupp |
| Position | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 27.48 | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 16.14 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 34.9 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 |
| RB | Rex Burkhead - HOU | 14.9 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 15.8 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 6.1 | Mike Williams - IND | 19 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 3.7 | Romeo Doubs - ATL | 13.7 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - NYJ | 8.5 | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 12.1 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 7.2 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.5 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 9 | Wil Lutz - NO | 6 |
| D | Green Bay Packers - GB | 8 | Cleveland Browns - GB | 3 |
| Total | 119.78 | 125.14 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | HTTWFT | Points | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Mac Jones - NE | 0 | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 16.14 |
| RB | Sony Michel - LAC | 5.7 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 25.9 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 10.1 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.7 | Josh Reynolds - DAL | 21.1 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 2.7 | Gabriel Davis - LAR | |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 3.7 | Chris Olave - NO | 16.7 |
| TE | C.J. Uzomah - NYJ | 0 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.5 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins - LAC | 10 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 6 |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 13 | Green Bay Packers - NYJ | 8 |
| Total | 66.9 | 120.44 | ||
| Winner | Ridley Casino Emporium |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - CAR | 5.88 | - | |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | - | |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 11.6 | - | |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 1.9 | - CLE | |
| WR | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 12.1 | - BUF | |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 7.62 | - | |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.5 | - | |
| K | Brandon McManus - DEN | 4 | - | |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | 1 | - DEN | |
| Total | 83.5 | 0 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 3.86 | Jared Goff - DET | 29.22 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | Najee Harris - PIT | 7.4 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 23.9 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 29.6 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 16.7 | Courtland Sutton - NO | 16.2 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 3.7 | Allen Lazard - ATL | 17.6 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 16.2 | Chase Claypool - PIT | 0 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 9.7 | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 0 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 11 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 17 |
| D | Green Bay Packers - GB | 8 | Los Angeles Rams - GB | 0 |
| Total | 104.16 | 117.02 | ||
| Winner | why am I still doing this |
| Position | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 29.22 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 20.08 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - DET | 0 | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 |
| RB | Dontrell Hilliard - TEN | 5.8 | Rashaad Penny - SEA | 28.7 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 15.2 | Amari Cooper - MIN | 1.9 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 25.9 | Robert Woods - MIA | 13 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 7.7 | Richie James Jr. - NYG | -0.1 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 9.7 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 16.7 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | Matt Prater - ARI | 8 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 5 | Philadelphia Eagles - PIT | 17 |
| Total | 110.52 | 116.38 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Scrantonicity 4 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 16.14 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 21.1 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.1 | Aaron Jones - GB | 14.5 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 25.9 | Damien Harris - NE | 15.4 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 13.7 | Amari Cooper - GB | 1.9 |
| WR | Noah Brown - DAL | 9.1 | Greg Dortch - DAL | 1.6 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 6.1 | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 5.8 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.5 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 17.1 |
| K | Austin Seibert - DET | 0 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 12 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 6 | Green Bay Packers - MIN | 8 |
| Total | 103.54 | 97.4 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
