| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | MooseNOAntlers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Flacco - NYJ | 3.4 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 23 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 14.5 | D'Andre Swift - DET | 7.6 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 5.6 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 11.6 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.5 | Michael Thomas - PHI | 9.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 16.6 | Amari Cooper - SEA | 23.1 |
| WR | Elijah Moore - NYJ | 8.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 30.9 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.9 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 0 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 |
| D | Chicago Bears - CHI | 5 | Baltimore Ravens - CHI | 8 |
| Total | 83.6 | 138 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
| Position | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 19.82 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 6.8 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 20.6 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 7.3 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 0 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - NE | 13.3 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 17.4 | Michael Thomas - SEA | 9.9 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 18.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.4 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 28.9 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 8 | Matt Gay - LAR | 9 |
| D | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 13 | New Orleans Saints - CAR | 6 |
| Total | 108.12 | 85.6 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Freak of Nature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 23 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 |
| RB | Nyheim Hines - IND | 8 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 5.4 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 10.5 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 8.5 | Justin Jefferson - LAC | 4.4 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 13.9 | Drake London - KC | 14.4 |
| WR | DJ Chark Jr. - DET | 7.6 | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 10.3 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 4.5 |
| K | Matt Gay - LAR | 9 | Matt Gay - LAR | 9 |
| D | Chicago Bears - CHI | 5 | Dallas Cowboys - CHI | 8 |
| Total | 86.2 | 84.8 | ||
| Winner | Loose Ends Only |
| Position | End Zone Jones | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 | Mitch Trubisky - PIT | 14.98 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 1.7 | Najee Harris - PIT | 13.1 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - CAR | 13.5 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 22.6 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 14.2 | Cooper Kupp - LV | 16.4 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.5 | Diontae Johnson - PHI | 16.4 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.4 | Davante Adams - LV | 14.2 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 23.9 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 28.9 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 10 | Cade York - CLE | 4 |
| D | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 6 | Pittsburgh Steelers - BUF | 1 |
| Total | 111.5 | 131.58 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Mister Commisioner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 22.3 | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 20.1 | James Robinson - JAX | 20.6 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 18.1 | Cooper Kupp - MIN | 16.4 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 4.3 | Gabriel Davis - LAR | |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 6.1 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 13.9 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 10.5 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 |
| D | Houston Texans - HOU | 8 | Carolina Panthers - HOU | 13 |
| Total | 117.7 | 105.4 | ||
| Winner | Ghost of Goodell's Past |
| Position | Gotham | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Mitch Trubisky - PIT | 14.98 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 9.06 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 14.5 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 11.6 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 1.7 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 16.5 |
| WR | Sterling Shepard - NYG | 7.7 | Brandon Aiyuk - NYG | 12.9 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.4 | Courtland Sutton - LAR | 17.7 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 0 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 1.5 |
| TE | - | George Kittle - SF | 6.8 | |
| K | Brandon McManus - DEN | 4 | Robbie Gould - SF | 6 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 9 | New York Giants - SF | -1 |
| Total | 68.28 | 81.06 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 9.06 | Tom Brady - TB | 14.74 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 14.5 | Cam Akers - LAR | 10.1 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 22.6 | Rashaad Penny - SEA | 7.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 22.7 | Drake London - DAL | 14.4 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 12.9 | Christian Kirk - SF | 19.2 |
| WR | Sterling Shepard - NYG | 7.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 17.4 |
| TE | Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN | 2.2 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 9.7 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 14 | Ryan Succop - TB | 8 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 9 | Green Bay Packers - SF | 12 |
| Total | 114.66 | 113.44 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 | Jameis Winston - NO | 14.62 |
| RB | Damien Harris - NE | 12.6 | Dontrell Hilliard - TEN | 5.4 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.1 | Boston Scott - PHI | 0 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 14.2 | Mecole Hardman - LV | 1.2 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 18.1 | Nelson Agholor - MIN | 4.1 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 14.3 | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 10.3 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.9 | Mo Alie-Cox - IND | 1.9 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 18 | Wil Lutz - NO | 0 |
| D | Chicago Bears - CHI | 5 | New York Giants - CHI | -1 |
| Total | 125.5 | 36.52 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 18.9 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 |
| RB | Darrel Williams - ARI | 0.7 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 11.6 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 24.7 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 5.4 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.7 | Garrett Wilson - DEN | 12 |
| WR | Russell Gage - TB | 24.7 | Christian Kirk - TB | 19.2 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 21.3 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 16.6 |
| TE | Cameron Brate - TB | 10.2 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 5.2 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 10 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 |
| D | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 13 | Philadelphia Eagles - CAR | 17 |
| Total | 141.2 | 115.3 | ||
| Winner | "Inspire Money" Initiative |
| Position | HTTWFT | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Cooper Rush - DAL | 12.4 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 27.6 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25.3 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 11.6 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 10.5 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 12.9 | A.J. Brown - SF | 19.5 |
| WR | Noah Brown - DAL | 10.4 | DK Metcalf - DAL | 17.4 |
| WR | Richie James Jr. - NYG | 8 | Nelson Agholor - NE | 4.1 |
| TE | Daniel Bellinger - NYG | 8 | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 10.8 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 14 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 9 | Houston Texans - SF | 8 |
| Total | 95.3 | 131.2 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 | Jared Goff - DET | 13.88 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 6.8 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 18.1 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - DET | 7.6 | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 |
| WR | Russell Gage - TB | 24.7 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - TB | 13.3 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 16.6 | Garrett Wilson - SEA | 12 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 4.3 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 15.1 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 10.5 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 |
| K | Matt Ammendola - KC | 1 | Robbie Gould - SF | 6 |
| D | New York Giants - NYG | -1 | Dallas Cowboys - NYG | 8 |
| Total | 88.8 | 97.58 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 18.3 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 20.6 | James Robinson - JAX | 20.6 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 15.1 | Mack Hollins - MIA | 29.96 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 18.1 | Tee Higgins - MIN | 14.3 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 13.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 30.9 |
| TE | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 5.2 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 2.5 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 3 | Riley Patterson - JAX | 12 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 8 | Houston Texans - BAL | 8 |
| Total | 103.3 | 137.66 | ||
| Winner | Two Girls One Kupp |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 10.16 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 10.16 |
| RB | Leonard Fournette - TB | 12 | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 13.3 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 12 |
| WR | Treylon Burks - TEN | 3.1 | Michael Pittman Jr. - TEN | 15.2 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 17.4 | Tee Higgins - SEA | 14.3 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 14.2 | Nelson Agholor - NE | 4.1 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.7 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 9 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 15 | New Orleans Saints - CIN | 6 |
| Total | 104.86 | 81.96 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 8.64 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 11.44 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 14.9 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 12 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 20.6 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 12 | Jaylen Waddle - NYJ | 15.1 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 14.4 | Equanimeous St. Brown - ATL | 7.3 |
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 9.8 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 13.9 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 10.1 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 10.5 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 14 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 9 |
| D | Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 1 | Kansas City Chiefs - ATL | 9 |
| Total | 105.44 | 97.24 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 26.7 | Justin Fields - CHI | 4.94 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 22.6 | Michael Carter - NYJ | 5.6 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 24.1 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 1.7 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.4 | Curtis Samuel - MIN | 13.1 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 14.4 | Nico Collins - BUF | 6.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 16.2 | George Pickens - PIT | 6.9 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 10.5 | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 1.7 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | 14 | Brett Maher - DAL | 11 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 8 | Denver Broncos - DAL | 17 |
| Total | 140.9 | 68.04 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 4 |
| Position | The Kingpins of Crime | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 13.88 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 27.6 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 5.4 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 24.1 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 1.1 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 14.5 |
| WR | Greg Dortch - ARI | 17 | Gabriel Davis - ARI | |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 9.9 | DK Metcalf - NO | 17.4 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 14.4 | Michael Thomas - NO | 9.9 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 2.5 | Irv Smith Jr. - MIN | 5.2 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 14 | Wil Lutz - NO | 0 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | LA Chargers - KC | -6 |
| Total | 87.18 | 92.7 | ||
| Winner | why am I still doing this |
