| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.78 | - | |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.5 | - | |
| RB | AJ Dillon - GB | 7.7 | - | |
| WR | Chase Claypool - PIT | 6.6 | - PIT | |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 13 | - LAC | |
| WR | DJ Chark Jr. - DET | 0 | - | |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 3.1 | - | |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 13 | - | |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 3 | - CIN | |
| Total | 81.68 | 0 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 23.46 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 11.3 | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 10.7 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 7.3 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 5.9 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.9 | Jarvis Landry - PHI | 6.5 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 14.7 | Tyler Boyd - SF | 3.7 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 25.8 | A.J. Green - ARI | 4.6 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 14.1 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8.1 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 5 | Wil Lutz - NO | 4 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 3 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 3 |
| Total | 116.56 | 46.5 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.78 | Jared Goff - DET | 26.04 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 7.3 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 10.7 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.7 | Joshua Palmer - DEN | 13 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 2.2 | Ja'Marr Chase - DEN | 10.8 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 19.7 | Julio Jones - TB | 0 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 13.2 | Jonnu Smith - NE | 0 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 5 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 9 |
| D | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 0 | New York Jets - CLE | -1 |
| Total | 108.58 | 77.44 | ||
| Winner | Loose Ends Only |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Mister Commisioner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.88 | Derek Carr - LV | 18.98 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 15.6 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 12.1 |
| RB | Rashaad Penny - SEA | 1.5 | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 7.6 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 31.8 | Davante Adams - LAR | 9.2 |
| WR | Robbie Anderson - CAR | 4.2 | Marquise Brown - CAR | 12.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 18.5 | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 22.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 13.2 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 3.1 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 12 | Cade York - CLE | 5 |
| D | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 0 | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 0 |
| Total | 115.68 | 91.68 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | End Zone Jones | Points | Gotham | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes II - | - | ||
| RB | Nick Chubb - CLE | 32.3 | - | |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 11.8 | - | |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 11.3 | - SF | |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 31.8 | - LAR | |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 25.1 | - | |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 10.1 | - | |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 1 | - | |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 2 | - PIT | |
| Total | 125.4 | 0 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 14.56 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.88 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 18.4 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 9.1 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 32 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.5 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 25.3 | Robbie Anderson - LAC | 4.2 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 10.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - CIN | 39.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.2 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 12.8 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 10.1 | Logan Thomas - WAS | 12.7 |
| K | Matt Gay - LAR | 7 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 13 |
| D | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 0 | Cincinnati Bengals - CLE | 3 |
| Total | 130.36 | 122.58 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 33.02 | Matt Ryan - IND | 1.8 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 32 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 8.3 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 11.3 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 9.1 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 39.4 | DeAndre Carter - DET | 8.5 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 9.2 | Jahan Dotson - LV | 15.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.2 | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 9.4 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 5.6 | Colby Parkinson - SEA | 0 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 12 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | 8 | Green Bay Packers - DEN | 10 |
| Total | 160.72 | 75 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 11.06 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 13.14 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 7.3 | Rex Burkhead - HOU | 2.9 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - CAR | 16.8 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 2.5 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 9.2 | Greg Dortch - LV | 15.5 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.2 | Russell Gage - WAS | 7.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 13.3 | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 10.9 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 8.1 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 10 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 10 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 5 |
| D | Green Bay Packers - GB | 10 | Washington Commanders - GB | -1 |
| Total | 97.96 | 66.74 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 18.98 | Matt Ryan - IND | 1.8 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 10.7 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 9.1 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 | Mark Ingram II - NO | 6.3 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 22.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.2 |
| WR | Marvin Jones Jr. - JAX | 6.3 | Tyler Boyd - JAX | 3.7 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 9.3 | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 5.7 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15.5 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 14.1 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 13 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 3 | Cleveland Browns - CIN | 0 |
| Total | 106.98 | 65.9 | ||
| Winner | "Inspire Money" Initiative |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.78 | Derek Carr - LV | 18.98 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR | 10.7 | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 9.4 |
| RB | Mark Ingram II - NO | 6.3 | James Conner - ARI | 7.1 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 15 | Davante Adams - PHI | 9.2 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 9.1 | Joshua Palmer - TB | 13 |
| WR | Ashton Dulin - IND | 13.2 | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 15.3 |
| TE | Logan Thomas - WAS | 12.7 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15.5 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 4 | Brandon McManus - DEN | 12 |
| D | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 0 | Green Bay Packers - CLE | 10 |
| Total | 96.78 | 110.48 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | HTTWFT | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Flacco - NYJ | 26.88 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 11.06 |
| RB | James Robinson - JAX | 15.8 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 12.1 |
| RB | Chase Edmonds - MIA | 5.1 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 39.4 | Jerry Jeudy - DET | 2.2 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 12.8 | Parris Campbell - ARI | 0 |
| WR | Chase Claypool - PIT | 6.6 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 13 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 0 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 3.1 |
| K | Greg Joseph - MIN | 1 | Matt Gay - LAR | 7 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | Cincinnati Bengals - PHI | 3 |
| Total | 120.58 | 63.76 | ||
| Winner | HTTWFT |
| Position | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 23.46 | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.78 |
| RB | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 7.6 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 32.3 |
| RB | J.D. McKissic - WAS | 13.3 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 39.4 | Mike Williams - DET | 25.3 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 13 | Gabriel Davis - LAC | |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 0.6 | Parris Campbell - IND | 0 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 6.2 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 15.5 |
| K | Riley Patterson - JAX | 8 | Graham Gano - NYG | 17 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 3 | Green Bay Packers - CIN | 10 |
| Total | 114.56 | 138.18 | ||
| Winner | Two Girls One Kupp |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | Scrantonicity 4 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 11.06 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 14.56 |
| RB | Rex Burkhead - HOU | 2.9 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 9.1 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 | David Montgomery - CHI | 15.6 |
| WR | Mecole Hardman - KC | 7.5 | Deebo Samuel - KC | 14.7 |
| WR | Julio Jones - TB | 0 | Darnell Mooney - TB | 0.6 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 18.5 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 3.7 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 3.1 | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 1.8 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Brandon McManus - DEN | 12 |
| D | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 0 | Kansas City Chiefs - CLE | 7 |
| Total | 59.36 | 79.06 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 4 |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jameis Winston - NO | 7.64 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 38.86 |
| RB | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 0.8 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 6.3 |
| RB | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 6.3 | Nyheim Hines - IND | 7.7 |
| WR | Ashton Dulin - IND | 13.2 | Kenny Golladay - IND | 0 |
| WR | Russell Gage - TB | 7.8 | DeVante Parker - TB | 0 |
| WR | Zay Jones - JAX | 5.3 | Marvin Jones Jr. - JAX | 6.3 |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 7.4 | Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN | 0 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 4 | Joey Slye - WAS | 0 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 3 | Los Angeles Rams - CIN | 11 |
| Total | 55.44 | 70.16 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr - LV | 18.98 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 18.88 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 | Damien Harris - NE | 16.7 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.5 | Nyheim Hines - IND | 7.7 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Jaylen Waddle - | 40.1 | |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 22.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 12.2 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 15.3 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 11.3 |
| TE | Darren Waller - LV | 17 | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 7.4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 1 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | 8 | Buffalo Bills - DEN | 22 |
| Total | 107.98 | 137.28 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 14.56 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 8.84 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 7.1 | AJ Dillon - GB | 7.7 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 10 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF | 12.3 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 0 | Diontae Johnson - LAC | 11.7 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 44.8 | Jerry Jeudy - BUF | 2.2 |
| WR | Michael Thomas - NO | 18.5 | Julio Jones - TB | 0 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 0 | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 5.6 |
| K | Matt Gay - LAR | 7 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 |
| D | Detroit Lions - DET | 8 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - DET | 25 |
| Total | 109.96 | 77.34 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
