| Position | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 20.24 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.8 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 15.1 | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 0.9 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 24.1 | J.K. Dobbins - BAL | 13.8 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 16.8 | Ja'Marr Chase - KC | 19 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 10.7 | Christian Watson - LAC | 8.6 |
| WR | Marquise Goodwin - SEA | 3 | Mike Evans - TB | 13.3 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.5 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 2 | Brett Maher - DAL | 12 |
| D | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 11 | Kansas City Chiefs - ARI | 5 |
| Total | 105.04 | 103.9 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.7 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 32.4 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 26.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 25.8 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.4 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 8.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 27.1 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 27.1 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19 | Donovan Peoples-Jones - IND | 13.1 |
| WR | Chris Moore - HOU | 8.2 | Mike Williams - LAC | 10.7 |
| TE | Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN | 10 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.3 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - IND | 21 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 5 | Minnesota Vikings - KC | 4 |
| Total | 163.7 | 134.1 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | why am i still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady - TB | 16.58 | Josh Allen - BUF | 35.86 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 18.1 | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 27 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 14.6 | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 3.4 |
| WR | Isaiah McKenzie - BUF | 4.4 | Justin Jefferson - BUF | 30.3 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 14.6 | Mack Hollins - DEN | 14 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 8.6 | Mecole Hardman - KC | 0 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 0 | Taysom Hill - NO | 10.2 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 |
| D | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 1 | Green Bay Packers - CAR | 13 |
| Total | 85.88 | 137.76 | ||
| Winner | why am i still doing this |
| Position | The Kingpins of Crime | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 8.72 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 9.9 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 25.8 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 12.7 |
| RB | Latavius Murray - DEN | 21.2 | Zonovan Knight - NYJ | 2.3 |
| WR | Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE | 13.1 | Christian Kirk - CLE | 15.2 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 6.8 | Garrett Wilson - LV | 13.8 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 16.6 | Chris Godwin - TB | 22.3 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Evan Engram - JAX | 14.2 |
| K | Wil Lutz - NO | 3 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 8 |
| D | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 1 | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 1 |
| Total | 98.32 | 99.4 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 8.72 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 2.3 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 26.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.4 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 15.1 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 10.7 | Ja'Marr Chase - LAC | 19 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 19 | Keenan Allen - CIN | 16.6 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 17.6 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 20 |
| TE | Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN | 10 | Travis Kelce - KC | 20.5 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 | Harrison Butker - KC | 2 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 10 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 10 |
| Total | 96.72 | 129.5 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | Freak of Nature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 20.24 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.8 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 1.9 | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 27 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 8.7 | AJ Dillon - GB | 22.1 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 9.8 | Ja'Marr Chase - CLE | 19 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 1.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - GB | 19 |
| WR | Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE | 13.1 | Van Jefferson - LAR | 5.2 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 2.9 | Foster Moreau - LV | 4 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 4 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 8 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 5 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 5 |
| Total | 67.34 | 134.1 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
