| Position | The Kingpins of Crime | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 29.92 | Geno Smith - SEA | 19.32 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.9 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 12.2 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.6 | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 21.7 | Darius Slayton - BUF | 9.3 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 7.3 | Garrett Wilson - SF | 26.4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.1 | George Pickens - PIT | 10.7 |
| TE | Juwan Johnson - NO | 0 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 7.8 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 | Matt Prater - ARI | 6 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 12 | New York Jets - SF | 9 |
| Total | 124.52 | 120.62 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 19.32 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.76 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 | Ken Walker III - | |
| RB | Samaje Perine - CIN | 19.3 | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.9 | Jaylen Waddle - LAC | 13.5 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 24.4 | Keenan Allen - CIN | 15.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 5.1 | Michael Gallup - DAL | 11.3 |
| TE | Hayden Hurst - CIN | 11.7 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 3.7 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 | Jason Myers - SEA | 10 |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 9 | Minnesota Vikings - NYJ | 6 |
| Total | 132.62 | 109.06 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 13.28 | Tom Brady - TB | 18.04 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.9 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 12.2 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 8.4 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 48.3 |
| WR | Curtis Samuel - WAS | 1.3 | Davante Adams - WAS | 14.4 |
| WR | Chris Godwin - TB | 29 | Tyler Boyd - TB | 3.6 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 5.1 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 13.9 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 11 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | Ryan Succop - TB | 6 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 5 | New York Jets - BAL | 9 |
| Total | 106.68 | 127.64 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.76 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 21.86 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 0.3 | Ken Walker III - | |
| RB | Chris Evans - CIN | 0 | AJ Dillon - GB | 17.8 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.9 | Equanimeous St. Brown - LAC | 1.7 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 20 | Courtland Sutton - SEA | 13.5 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 21 | Corey Davis - NYJ | 1.9 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.7 | Noah Fant - SEA | 6.4 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 | Jason Myers - SEA | 10 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | 2 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - DEN | 5 |
| Total | 117.66 | 78.16 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Mike White - NYJ | 24.8 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 25.24 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 48.3 | James Conner - ARI | 21 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Latavius Murray - DEN | 10.8 | |
| WR | Kalif Raymond - DET | 7.5 | Davante Adams - DET | 14.4 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 24.4 | A.J. Brown - CIN | 12.6 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.3 | Zay Jones - JAX | 27.5 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 3.7 | Taysom Hill - NO | 3 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 0 | Chase McLaughlin - IND | 6 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 12 | Kansas City Chiefs - SF | 13 |
| Total | 130 | 133.54 | ||
| Winner | "Inspire Money" Initiative |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Mike White - NYJ | 24.8 | |
| RB | - | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 0.3 | |
| RB | - | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 | |
| WR | - | Davante Adams - | 14.4 | |
| WR | - | Curtis Samuel - | 1.3 | |
| WR | - | Corey Davis - NYJ | 1.9 | |
| TE | - | Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 8 | |
| K | - | Justin Tucker - BAL | 14 | |
| D | - | Kansas City Chiefs - | 13 | |
| Total | 0 | 97.6 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | End Zone Jones | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.82 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.82 |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 12.2 | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.9 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 18.8 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.1 | Christian Watson - IND | 21 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.9 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.9 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.1 | Treylon Burks - TEN | 17 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 7.8 | Austin Hooper - TEN | 6 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 12 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 0 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 13 | Carolina Panthers - KC | 12 |
| Total | 137.82 | 131.42 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.84 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 12.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 20.2 |
| RB | Samaje Perine - CIN | 19.3 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 9 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 13.5 | Keenan Allen - MIA | 15.9 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Darius Slayton - | 9.3 | |
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 26.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.8 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.3 | Travis Kelce - KC | 15.7 |
| K | Brett Maher - DAL | 3 | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 5 | Miami Dolphins - TB | 20 |
| Total | 109.54 | 119.9 | ||
| Winner | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else |
| Position | Gotham | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Taylor Heinicke - WAS | 11.42 | |
| RB | - | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 20.5 | |
| RB | - | Latavius Murray - DEN | 10.8 | |
| WR | - | Chris Olave - | 11.2 | |
| WR | - | A.J. Brown - | 12.6 | |
| WR | - | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.1 | |
| TE | - | Robert Tonyan - GB | 5 | |
| K | - | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 | |
| D | - | Tennessee Titans - | 0 | |
| Total | 0 | 93.62 | ||
| Winner | HTTWFT |
| Position | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 15.96 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 24.94 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 18.8 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 18.8 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 18.9 | Latavius Murray - DEN | 10.8 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 10.7 | Tee Higgins - PIT | 24.4 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 7.3 | Gabriel Davis - SF | |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 15.9 | Chris Olave - NO | 11.2 |
| TE | Kylen Granson - IND | 0 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 11 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 6 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 5 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 12 | Chicago Bears - SF | -5 |
| Total | 105.56 | 101.14 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | The Score-Box Munchers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes II - | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.06 | |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.9 | James Conner - ARI | 21 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 25 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 8.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 15 | Keenan Allen - MIA | 15.9 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 18.7 | Brandon Aiyuk - ARI | 11.5 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 14.4 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 24.4 |
| TE | Gerald Everett - LAC | 7.8 | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 19.1 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 | Ryan Succop - TB | 6 |
| D | Miami Dolphins - MIA | 20 | Pittsburgh Steelers - MIA | 12 |
| Total | 123.8 | 141.36 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Mike White - NYJ | 24.8 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 28.76 |
| RB | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.6 | Samaje Perine - CIN | 19.3 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 | |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0 | Keenan Allen - KC | 15.9 |
| WR | Quez Watkins - PHI | 12.5 | DK Metcalf - PHI | 20 |
| WR | Treylon Burks - TEN | 17 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 26.4 |
| TE | Austin Hooper - TEN | 6 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 0 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | Nick Folk - NE | 15 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 6 | Miami Dolphins - PHI | 20 |
| Total | 90.9 | 165.26 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Two Girls One Kupp | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.06 | Matt Ryan - IND | 10.16 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 0 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 21 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 16.5 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.3 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.3 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.1 | Courtland Sutton - IND | 13.5 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 9.2 | Demarcus Robinson - BAL | 2.7 |
| TE | Foster Moreau - LV | 12.3 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.3 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 6 | Ryan Succop - TB | 6 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 13 | Miami Dolphins - KC | 20 |
| Total | 132.86 | 93.46 | ||
| Winner | Two Girls One Kupp |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jacoby Brissett - CLE | 13.1 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 18 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 12.2 |
| RB | Samaje Perine - CIN | 19.3 | Michael Carter - NYJ | 5.6 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 4.4 | Mike Evans - GB | 5.1 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.8 | Tee Higgins - SEA | 24.4 |
| WR | Treylon Burks - TEN | 17 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 9.3 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 6.9 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - IND | 6 | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 |
| D | Miami Dolphins - MIA | 20 | New York Jets - MIA | 9 |
| Total | 122.4 | 104.5 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Siemian - CHI | 9.96 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 25.24 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 8.4 | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.9 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 5.6 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.6 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.1 | Jakobi Meyers - IND | 9.2 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 9.3 | Rondale Moore - NYG | 0 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT | 10.7 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 11 | Cade Otton - TB | 0 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - IND | 6 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 8 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | 2 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 2 |
| Total | 82.86 | 81.64 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 4 |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | MooseNOAntlers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 25.24 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 24.94 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 21 | Rachaad White - TB | 19.9 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 14.3 | Latavius Murray - DEN | 10.8 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 20 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 8.1 | Brandon Aiyuk - JAX | 11.5 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 16.4 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 26.4 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 5.6 | Foster Moreau - LV | 12.3 |
| K | Brandon McManus - DEN | 3 | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 3 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 3 |
| Total | 112.44 | 136.84 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
