| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 15.46 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 24.64 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 3.7 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 13.3 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 13.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 16.4 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 13 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 13 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 31.3 | Kadarius Toney - CLE | 0 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 9.5 | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 10 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.4 | George Kittle - SF | 24.4 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 5 |
| D | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 0 | New Orleans Saints - CIN | 4 |
| Total | 108.76 | 110.74 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 15.46 | Josh Allen - BUF | 12.58 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 17.7 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 3.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 14.2 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 13 | Tee Higgins - DEN | 23.8 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 0 | Terry McLaurin - SF | 9.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 7.2 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 0 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 7.3 |
| K | Brett Maher - DAL | 22 | Graham Gano - NYG | -2 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 21 | Baltimore Ravens - WAS | 16 |
| Total | 106.56 | 100.48 | ||
| Winner | MooseNOAntlers |
| Position | The Kingpins of Crime | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 2.2 | Josh Allen - BUF | 12.58 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - BAL | 0 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 18 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 23.8 | Darius Slayton - CIN | 13.6 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 13.6 | Mike Williams - NYG | 2.5 |
| WR | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 19.4 | Nico Collins - HOU | 9.8 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 5.2 | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 2 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 23 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | -2 | Denver Broncos - DEN | -2 |
| Total | 83.2 | 90.18 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 10.68 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.2 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 17.7 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 9.7 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 5.5 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 13 | DeVonta Smith - DEN | 13.8 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0 | Adam Thielen - KC | 4.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 18.1 | Drake London - ATL | 7.2 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.5 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 15.9 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 4 | Matt Prater - ARI | 5 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 |
| Total | 85.68 | 95.8 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 17.74 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 15.46 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 13.3 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 5.5 |
| RB | David Montgomery - CHI | 21.1 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 5.9 |
| WR | Quez Watkins - PHI | 11.1 | Stefon Diggs - PHI | 14.8 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 3.7 | Mike Williams - MIN | 2.5 |
| WR | Parris Campbell - IND | 11.7 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 22.4 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 5.2 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 6.5 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | -2 | Philadelphia Eagles - DEN | 9 |
| Total | 93.84 | 89.06 | ||
| Winner | Ghost of Goodell's Past |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 12.58 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 20.64 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 18 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 16.4 |
| RB | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 7.3 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 6.3 | CeeDee Lamb - MIN | 9.5 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 14.8 | Kadarius Toney - BUF | 0 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 4.5 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 5.2 | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 14 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 4 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 16 | Cincinnati Bengals - BAL | 0 |
| Total | 94.18 | 67.74 | ||
| Winner | Mister Commisioner |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.2 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 24.64 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 16.4 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 18 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 3.7 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 17.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 23.8 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 23.8 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 12.9 | Amari Cooper - CHI | 31.3 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Darius Slayton - NYG | 13.6 | |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 14 |
| K | Wil Lutz - NO | 10 | Nick Folk - NE | 2 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 21 | Baltimore Ravens - WAS | 16 |
| Total | 119 | 161.04 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 26.7 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 15.46 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 17.7 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25.36 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift - DET | 12.2 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.6 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 9.5 | Christian Watson - DAL | 21.1 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - CLE | 31.3 | Terry McLaurin - CLE | 9.6 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 14.7 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 6.2 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 8.5 |
| K | Evan McPherson - CIN | 17 | Nick Folk - NE | 2 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 21 | Buffalo Bills - WAS | 4 |
| Total | 157.1 | 109.82 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 16 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 25.42 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 | Keaontay Ingram - ARI | 1.9 |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 5.9 | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 5.9 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 18.3 | Rondale Moore - PIT | -0.6 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 10.7 | Deebo Samuel - GB | 22.4 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | -0.6 | Robbie Anderson - ARI | 0 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 5.2 | George Kittle - SF | 24.4 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 21 | Arizona Cardinals - WAS | -4 |
| Total | 88.2 | 83.42 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Marcus Mariota - ATL | 17.74 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.2 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 9.2 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 19 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 14.2 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 16 | CeeDee Lamb - SF | 9.5 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 18.3 | Courtland Sutton - PIT | 13 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 21.1 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 12.4 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 14 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 14 |
| K | Joey Slye - WAS | 12 | Graham Gano - NYG | -2 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 | New York Jets - SF | 11 |
| Total | 124.04 | 115.3 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | Gotham | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Dak Prescott - DAL | 20.64 | |
| RB | - | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 16.4 | |
| RB | - | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 5.9 | |
| WR | - | CeeDee Lamb - | 9.5 | |
| WR | - | Courtland Sutton - | 13 | |
| WR | - | Drake London - ATL | 7.2 | |
| TE | - | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 | |
| K | - | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 12 | |
| D | - | New Orleans Saints - | 4 | |
| Total | 0 | 95.64 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.2 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 19.7 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 9.2 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.6 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 17.7 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 14.8 | Rondale Moore - BUF | -0.6 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 18.1 | Christian Watson - ARI | 21.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 5.4 | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 12.3 | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 |
| K | Matt Gay - LAR | 10 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 16 | New Orleans Saints - BAL | 4 |
| Total | 127.6 | 84.6 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 25.42 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 24.64 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 36.9 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 5.8 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 5.7 | Najee Harris - PIT | 27.6 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 12.9 | Garrett Wilson - CHI | 3.2 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 13.6 | Kadarius Toney - NYG | 0 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 9.6 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 22.4 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 | Jack Stoll - PHI | 1.7 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | -2 | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 |
| D | New Orleans Saints - NO | 4 | New York Jets - NO | 11 |
| Total | 113.12 | 104.34 | ||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers |
| Position | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 15.46 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 19.7 |
| RB | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 1.4 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 18 |
| RB | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 7.3 | Najee Harris - PIT | 27.6 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 16 | Tyler Boyd - SF | 6.2 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0 | Rondale Moore - KC | -0.6 |
| WR | A.J. Green - ARI | 10 | Skyy Moore - KC | 11.3 |
| TE | Tre' McKitty - LAC | 0 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.4 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 4 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 | Cincinnati Bengals - SF | 0 |
| Total | 68.16 | 94.6 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | Loose Ends Only | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Andy Dalton - NO | 22.2 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 19.7 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 36.9 | James Conner - ARI | 13.4 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 2.4 | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 7.3 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 23.8 | Amari Cooper - CIN | 31.3 |
| WR | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 1.7 | Kadarius Toney - BAL | 0 |
| WR | Parris Campbell - IND | 11.7 | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 14.7 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 24.4 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.4 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | Nick Folk - NE | 2 |
| D | New York Jets - NYJ | 11 | Buffalo Bills - NYJ | 4 |
| Total | 144.1 | 100.8 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 4 |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers - GB | 19.08 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 24.64 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 25.36 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.6 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 17.7 | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 7.3 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - KC | 0 | Deebo Samuel - KC | 22.4 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 21.1 | Kadarius Toney - GB | 0 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 13.6 | Devin Duvernay - BAL | 1.7 |
| TE | Foster Moreau - LV | 4.3 | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 7 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 8 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | -2 | Denver Broncos - DEN | -2 |
| Total | 107.14 | 84.64 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
