| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | MooseNOAntlers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23 |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 3 | David Montgomery - CHI | 5.4 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 31.5 | Jaylen Waddle - JAX | 10.6 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 22.1 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - DET | 5.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 20.8 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 12.3 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 |
| K | Ryan Succop - TB | 2 | Graham Gano - NYG | 7 |
| D | New York Giants - NYG | 8 | New Orleans Saints - NYG | 5 |
| Total | 151.88 | 70.7 | ||
| Winner | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds |
| Position | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 21.8 | James Conner - ARI | 23.6 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.7 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 21.8 |
| WR | Allen Lazard - GB | 7.5 | Jaylen Waddle - GB | 10.6 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 38 | Stefon Diggs - DAL | 24.8 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 13.2 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 9.9 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 0 | Kansas City Chiefs - LV | 6 |
| Total | 146.68 | 172.48 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | Freak of Nature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 19.6 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 21.8 | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 12.2 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.7 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 18.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 1.7 | Darnell Mooney - PHI | 9.7 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.6 | Michael Gallup - MIA | 7.5 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 19.8 | Gabriel Davis - | |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 20.1 | Cade Otton - TB | 6.5 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 2 | Graham Gano - NYG | 7 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 8 | New York Giants - SF | 8 |
| Total | 121.3 | 108.98 | ||
| Winner | Loose Ends Only |
| Position | End Zone Jones | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 19.06 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 12.2 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.7 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 19 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 |
| WR | Marquez Callaway - NO | 0 | Amari Cooper - NO | 6.2 |
| WR | Shi Smith - CAR | 2.7 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - CAR | 22.1 |
| WR | David Moore - CHI | 0 | DJ Moore - CAR | 6.9 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 6.5 | George Kittle - SF | 3.1 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 | Harrison Butker - KC | 2 |
| D | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 11 | Las Vegas Raiders - TEN | 0 |
| Total | 79.46 | 107.68 | ||
| Winner | Skid Marks |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Mister Commisioner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 15.9 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 10.7 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 5.7 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.7 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 9.7 | A.J. Brown - CHI | 1.7 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 6.9 | Chris Godwin - CAR | 19.1 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | 18.4 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 10.6 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 20.1 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 | Graham Gano - NYG | 7 |
| D | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 10 | Philadelphia Eagles - ARI | 7 |
| Total | 88.4 | 145.58 | ||
| Winner | Mister Commisioner |
| Position | Gotham | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | |
| RB | - | Jamaal Williams - DET | 11.9 | |
| RB | - | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 | |
| WR | - | Justin Jefferson - | 35.3 | |
| WR | - | Christian Kirk - | 31.5 | |
| WR | - | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 0 | |
| TE | - | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 11.5 | |
| K | - | Harrison Butker - KC | 2 | |
| D | - | Philadelphia Eagles - | 7 | |
| Total | 0 | 148.88 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 20.96 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 19 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 21.8 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - DAL | 21.8 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 15.1 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 5.3 | Michael Pittman Jr. - KC | 12.3 |
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 7 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - NO | 5.3 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 12.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 1.7 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 9.7 | George Kittle - SF | 3.1 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 2 | Brett Maher - DAL | 4 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 0 | Tennessee Titans - LV | 11 |
| Total | 116.78 | 95.26 | ||
| Winner | Heartbreak Tennessee |
| Position | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 8.7 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 3.3 |
| RB | Devin Singletary - BUF | 15.7 | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 19 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.1 | Joshua Palmer - SEA | 7.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 15.4 | A.J. Brown - MIA | 1.7 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling - | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 12.4 | |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 |
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 6 | Brett Maher - DAL | 4 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 12 | Dallas Cowboys - PIT | 2 |
| Total | 133.68 | 112.58 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 15.9 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 15.7 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 22.6 | James Conner - ARI | 23.6 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Terry McLaurin - | 20.8 | |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 7.4 | DeAndre Carter - LAC | 16.4 |
| WR | Rondale Moore - ARI | 18.4 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 7.1 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 5 |
| D | New York Giants - NYG | 8 | New Orleans Saints - NYG | 5 |
| Total | 121.18 | 132.9 | ||
| Winner | Dirty Mike and the Boys |
| Position | HTTWFT | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | PJ Walker - CAR | 5.72 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 0 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 0 |
| WR | Gabriel Davis - | Tyreek Hill - | 15.4 | |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 20.8 | DeAndre Hopkins - WAS | 19.8 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 15.4 | Jarvis Landry - NO | 6.7 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 4.4 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 0 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 5 |
| D | New York Giants - NYG | 8 | Dallas Cowboys - NYG | 2 |
| Total | 60.22 | 102.98 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | Mills Thrills | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 2.9 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 24.3 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 21.8 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 5.3 | Darnell Mooney - KC | 9.7 |
| WR | Michael Gallup - DAL | 7.5 | Tyreek Hill - DAL | 15.4 |
| WR | DeAndre Carter - LAC | 16.4 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 5.3 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 5 | Graham Gano - NYG | 7 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 0 | Arizona Cardinals - LV | 10 |
| Total | 102.88 | 154.98 | ||
| Winner | Mills Thrills |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 15.9 | Jacoby Brissett - CLE | 16.48 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 22.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 24.3 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 2.9 | D'Andre Swift - DET | 8.2 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 7.1 | Terrace Marshall Jr. - SF | 5.3 |
| WR | Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE | 14.9 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 0 |
| WR | Mack Hollins - LV | 3.8 | Chase Claypool - CHI | 1.8 |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 | Tyler Higbee - LAR | 15.3 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 |
| D | New York Giants - NYG | 8 | Arizona Cardinals - NYG | 10 |
| Total | 107.6 | 90.38 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 20.96 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 3 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 0 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 |
| WR | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 13.9 | Stefon Diggs - PHI | 24.8 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 5.3 | Davante Adams - KC | 27.6 |
| WR | Phillip Dorsett II - | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 22.1 | |
| TE | Cole Kmet - CHI | 23.4 | Travis Kelce - KC | 20.1 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 | Ryan Succop - TB | 2 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 6 | Arizona Cardinals - KC | 10 |
| Total | 107.28 | 140.86 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 20.96 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 14.24 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 23 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 11.9 |
| RB | Ken Walker III - | Dameon Pierce - HOU | 12.2 | |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 31.5 | Cooper Kupp - JAX | 2.9 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - CHI | 9.7 | DeVonta Smith - CHI | 13.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 38 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 13.1 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.6 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 | Cade York - CLE | 5 |
| D | New Orleans Saints - NO | 5 | Dallas Cowboys - NO | 2 |
| Total | 139.26 | 82.84 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.28 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 14.24 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 7.5 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 0 |
| RB | Eno Benjamin - NO | 0 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 10.3 |
| WR | Chase Claypool - CHI | 1.8 | Allen Lazard - CHI | 7.5 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 6.9 | Brandon Aiyuk - CAR | 12.4 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 10.4 | Kadarius Toney - KC | 19 |
| TE | Greg Dulcich - DEN | 2.1 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 9.7 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 9 | Graham Gano - NYG | 7 |
| D | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 10 | Washington Commanders - ARI | 17 |
| Total | 65.98 | 97.14 | ||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas |
| Position | The Kingpins of Crime | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - CHI | 39.38 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 3 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 22.6 |
| RB | D'Onta Foreman - CAR | 19 | D'Andre Swift - DET | 8.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 6.9 | Davante Adams - CAR | 27.6 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 14.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - PIT | 22.1 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 9.9 | M. Valdes-Scantling - | |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 9.7 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 9.3 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 5 | Brett Maher - DAL | 4 |
| D | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 0 | New Orleans Saints - LV | 5 |
| Total | 107.38 | 98.8 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
