| Position | Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 20.22 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 17.8 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 7.6 | Cam Akers - LAR | 0 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 18.5 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 15.3 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel - SF | 12.6 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 12.6 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 5.1 | Michael Pittman Jr. - LV | 27.1 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 13.3 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 14.3 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 9 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 3.9 |
| K | Robbie Gould - SF | 4 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 7 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 7 |
| Total | 97.32 | 107 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | MooseNOAntlers | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 4.46 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 20.22 |
| RB | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 8.5 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 11.2 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - TEN | 8.2 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 8.2 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 4.9 | A.J. Brown - DAL | 25.5 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - HOU | 15.2 | Darnell Mooney - HOU | 1.8 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 20.4 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 13.9 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 13.2 | Travis Kelce - KC | 26.1 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 6 | Nick Folk - NE | 1 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 6 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 6 |
| Total | 86.86 | 113.92 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Loose Ends Only | Points | End Zone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trey Lance - SF | 9.96 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 23.26 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 10.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 27.5 |
| RB | Michael Carter - NYJ | 17 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 8.2 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 5.1 | Devin Duvernay - LV | 21.4 |
| WR | A.J. Green - ARI | 3.3 | Mike Evans - ARI | 18.1 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 13.9 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 4.9 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 12.5 | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 13.2 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | Rodrigo Blankenship - IND | 8 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 5 | LA Chargers - PHI | 12 |
| Total | 87.36 | 136.56 | ||
| Winner | End Zone Jones |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Skid Marks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.72 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 24.72 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 31.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 27.5 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 27.5 | James Conner - ARI | 16.5 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 25.5 | Allen Robinson II - PHI | 2.2 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.7 | Deebo Samuel - SF | 12.6 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 20.2 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 17.7 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 13.2 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 1.5 |
| K | Wil Lutz - NO | 9 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 6 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 |
| Total | 167.22 | 117.72 | ||
| Winner | Freak of Nature |
| Position | Ghost of Goodell's Past | Points | Gotham | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matt Ryan - IND | 15.28 | Russell Wilson - DEN | 17.8 |
| RB | Mike Davis - BAL | 1.1 | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 4.1 |
| RB | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 4.1 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 8.2 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 11.9 | Tyreek Hill - KC | 18 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 25.5 | Jaylen Waddle - PHI | 17.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.7 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 11.9 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 10.2 | Kyle Rudolph - TB | 0 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 18 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 7 | Tennessee Titans - IND | 8 |
| Total | 89.78 | 103.7 | ||
| Winner | Gotham |
| Position | Mister Commisioner | Points | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 4.46 | Patrick Mahomes II - | |
| RB | Leonard Fournette - TB | 15.7 | Derrick Henry - TEN | 8.2 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 4.1 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 31.4 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 4.9 | Davante Adams - DAL | 30.1 |
| WR | Russell Gage - TB | 3.3 | CeeDee Lamb - TB | 4.9 |
| WR | - | Mike Evans - TB | 18.1 | |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 4.6 | Austin Hooper - TEN | 1.6 |
| K | Brandon McManus - DEN | 10 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | 7 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 7 |
| Total | 54.06 | 110.3 | ||
| Winner | Women in S.P.O.R.T.S |
| Position | Heartbreak Tennessee | Points | Bob Barker's House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | Joe Flacco - NYJ | 14.28 | |
| RB | - | Nick Chubb - CLE | 15.3 | |
| RB | - | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.3 | |
| WR | - | Gabriel Davis - | ||
| WR | - | Amon-Ra St. Brown - | 20.4 | |
| WR | - | Sammy Watkins - GB | 4.8 | |
| TE | - | Gerald Everett - LAC | 14.4 | |
| K | - | Brandon McManus - DEN | 10 | |
| D | - | New Orleans Saints - | 3 | |
| Total | 0 | 93.48 | ||
| Winner | Bob Barker's House of Pain |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 4.46 | Matt Ryan - IND | 15.28 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 16.5 | Kenneth Gainwell - PHI | 11.2 |
| RB | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 4.1 | Mike Davis - BAL | 1.1 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 10.6 | Curtis Samuel - LAC | 19.2 |
| WR | Allen Robinson II - LAR | 2.2 | Alec Pierce - LAR | 0 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 8 | Parris Campbell - IND | 6.7 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - DET | 7.8 | Robert Tonyan - GB | 6.6 |
| K | Randy Bullock - TEN | 8 | Rodrigo Blankenship - IND | 8 |
| D | Washington Commanders - WAS | 3 | Indianapolis Colts - WAS | 7 |
| Total | 64.66 | 75.08 | ||
| Winner | Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else |
| Position | "Inspire Money" Initiative | Points | HTTWFT | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Mitch Trubisky - PIT | 12.66 | Baker Mayfield - CAR | 18 |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 22.6 | Christian McCaffrey - CAR | 15.7 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - GB | 10.6 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 21.5 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 6.6 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 39.4 |
| WR | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 11.9 | Chris Olave - KC | 7.1 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.7 | Allen Lazard - GB | 0 |
| TE | Tyler Kroft - SF | 1.9 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 0 |
| K | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 18 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 18 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 7 | Detroit Lions - IND | -5 |
| Total | 97.96 | 114.7 | ||
| Winner | HTTWFT |
| Position | Dirty Mike and the Boys | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Daniel Jones - NYG | 14.02 | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.72 |
| RB | Damien Harris - NE | 7.8 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 18.5 |
| RB | Kenyan Drake - BAL | 5.6 | Mark Ingram II - NO | 1.3 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - MIN | 6.6 | DJ Moore - MIN | 8 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 5.1 | Terry McLaurin - LV | 13.8 |
| WR | Kadarius Toney - NYG | 2.3 | Mecole Hardman - KC | 10.6 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 6.6 | Hunter Henry - NE | 4 |
| K | Graham Gano - NYG | 1 | Mason Crosby GB - | |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 | Philadelphia Eagles - BAL | 5 |
| Total | 58.02 | 86.92 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Ridley Casino Emporium | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 17.8 | Derek Carr - LV | 13.8 |
| RB | Miles Sanders - PHI | 18.5 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 18.5 |
| RB | Mike Davis - BAL | 1.1 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 7.2 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 11.2 | Hunter Renfrow - DEN | 5.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CAR | 8 | Christian Kirk - CAR | 17.7 |
| WR | Jarvis Landry - NO | 18.4 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.7 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 10.2 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 14.4 |
| K | Matt Prater - ARI | 1 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 13 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 | Tennessee Titans - BAL | 8 |
| Total | 95.2 | 104.4 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
| Position | Mills Thrills | Points | Two Girls One Kupp | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 13.4 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 13.4 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 20 | Miles Sanders - PHI | 18.5 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - LV | 8.3 | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 20 |
| WR | Christian Kirk - JAX | 17.7 | Noah Brown - JAX | 11.8 |
| WR | Sammy Watkins - GB | 4.8 | Sammy Watkins - GB | 4.8 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 14.3 | A.J. Green - ARI | 3.3 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 13.2 | Gerald Everett - LAC | 14.4 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | 1 | Rodrigo Blankenship - IND | 8 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 6 | Miami Dolphins - SF | 19 |
| Total | 98.7 | 113.2 | ||
| Winner | Two Girls One Kupp |
| Position | The Score-Box Munchers | Points | The Good Guys | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jameis Winston - NO | 19.66 | Trey Lance - SF | 9.96 |
| RB | Mike Davis - BAL | 1.1 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 8.3 |
| RB | Elijah Mitchell - SF | 4.1 | Michael Carter - NYJ | 17 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 27.1 | Elijah Moore - IND | 9.9 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 3 | Chris Olave - LAC | 7.1 |
| WR | DeVante Parker - NE | 1.9 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 20.2 |
| TE | Evan Engram - JAX | 6.8 | Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN | 8.3 |
| K | Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 6 | Cade York - CLE | 16 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 | San Francisco 49ers - BAL | 6 |
| Total | 78.66 | 102.76 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Points | LeBron James is a Bitch | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.72 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 4.46 |
| RB | Mike Davis - BAL | 1.1 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 21.5 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson - WAS | 20 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 22.6 |
| WR | Sammy Watkins - GB | 4.8 | A.J. Brown - GB | 25.5 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 6.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - SF | 27.1 |
| WR | Marquise Brown - ARI | 14.3 | Chase Claypool - PIT | 9.4 |
| TE | Austin Hooper - TEN | 1.6 | C.J. Uzomah - NYJ | 0 |
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | Joey Slye - WAS | 2 |
| D | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 8 | Baltimore Ravens - CLE | 9 |
| Total | 91.22 | 121.56 | ||
| Winner | LeBron James is a Bitch |
| Position | Scrantonicity 4 | Points | The Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson - DEN | 17.8 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 13.4 |
| RB | Rashaad Penny - SEA | 8.7 | James Conner - ARI | 16.5 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 10.6 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 7.6 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 28.9 | Christian Kirk - CIN | 17.7 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow - LV | 5.1 | Marvin Jones Jr. - LV | 7.8 |
| WR | Braxton Berrios - NYJ | 8.7 | Jahan Dotson - WAS | 18 |
| TE | Noah Fant - SEA | 4.6 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 12.5 |
| K | Harrison Butker - KC | 9 | Harrison Butker - KC | 9 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 | Tennessee Titans - BAL | 8 |
| Total | 102.4 | 110.5 | ||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points | why am I still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Carson Wentz - WAS | 25.72 | Trey Lance - SF | 9.96 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert - CHI | 11.3 | Leonard Fournette - TB | 15.7 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams - DET | 16 | Melvin Gordon III - DEN | 7.2 |
| WR | Mecole Hardman - KC | 10.6 | Michael Pittman Jr. - KC | 27.1 |
| WR | Alec Pierce - IND | 0 | Rashod Bateman - IND | 13.9 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 8.8 | JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 11.9 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan - GB | 6.6 | Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN | 8.3 |
| K | Austin Seibert - DET | 5 | Robbie Gould - SF | 4 |
| D | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 0 | Cincinnati Bengals - CAR | 4 |
| Total | 84.02 | 102.06 | ||
| Winner | why am I still doing this |
