| Position | The Good Guys | Points | why am i still doing this | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.2 | Justin Fields - CHI | 9.86 |
| RB | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 12.8 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 3.4 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23.9 | J.K. Dobbins - BAL | 5.9 |
| WR | Davante Adams - LV | 3.5 | DJ Moore - LV | 20.1 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 15.1 | DeAndre Hopkins - SEA | 1.4 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 25.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 13.9 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 7.5 | Travis Kelce - KC | 17.3 |
| K | Nick Folk - NE | -2 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 |
| D | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 7 | Buffalo Bills - BAL | 11 |
| Total | 105.3 | 90.86 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Joc Pederson's Pearls | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 10.4 | Josh Allen - BUF | 22.98 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - CIN | 17.8 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 6 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - CLE | 5.2 | Saquon Barkley - NYG | 27.3 |
| WR | Greg Dortch - ARI | 22.3 | Justin Jefferson - ARI | 31.3 |
| WR | Zay Jones - JAX | 2.1 | Jaylen Waddle - JAX | 25.3 |
| WR | Mack Hollins - LV | 1.7 | DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 1.4 |
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 3.4 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 7.5 |
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 3 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 8 |
| D | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 5 | Buffalo Bills - TEN | 11 |
| Total | 70.9 | 140.78 | ||
| Winner | Joc Pederson's Pearls |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Inches, from 4th and Inches | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 24.16 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 10.4 |
| RB | Dalvin Cook - MIN | 10.7 | Najee Harris - PIT | 15.5 |
| RB | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 12.8 | J.K. Dobbins - BAL | 5.9 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 10.9 | Justin Jefferson - GB | 31.3 |
| WR | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.9 | Keenan Allen - NYG | 21.4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 7.9 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.9 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 35.9 | Travis Kelce - KC | 17.3 |
| K | Brett Maher - DAL | 18 | Matt Gay - LAR | 19 |
| D | Denver Broncos - DEN | -4 | Buffalo Bills - DEN | 11 |
| Total | 128.26 | 143.7 | ||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches |
| Position | Freak of Nature | Points | Dez Still Caught It | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 25.7 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 20.76 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23.9 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 23.9 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 13.8 | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 12.8 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 14.6 | Justin Jefferson - DET | 31.3 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 5.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 5.9 |
| WR | Mike Williams - LAC | 11.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 31.3 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 30 | Darren Waller - LV | 9.8 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 8 | Graham Gano - NYG | 14 |
| D | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 5 | San Francisco 49ers - TEN | 6 |
| Total | 138.5 | 155.76 | ||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It |
